Interview with Spork

[Choppin Onions]

Vancouver? Spork lives a ferry ride from where I currently reside. Say good-bye to Spork ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Devious]

French and Canadians, gotta love`em! :awwwyeah:

 

[Nerazzurro]

One of you lives in Surrey. Fess up.

 

[Uncommon]

E.J. '92: (V) (o,,o) (V)

It's like you know me throughout.

 

[Universe]

You're Asian? We can no longer be friends.

 

[Earth]

It's like you know me throughout.

so my suspicions were correct, you are dr. Zoidberg :challenge:

 

[sanka]

-Strangest habit?

-Link the following members with a celebrity/singer/actor/whoever

Uni
Fizty
Dev
Raul Duke
i4E
Pajo
Martijn
Diretta
Ed
EJ92
Lionheart

..add whoever inspires you.

-Which FIF member is a ginger without soul?

-Any phobias?

-What religion (if any) were you raised, and do you still follow it?

-Do you agree with abortion after reading some FIF member posts?

-You can swap our current manager with a current one in Premier league. Who would he be and where will Strama go accordingly?

-Do you still sleep with a teddy?

 

[Uncommon]

You're Asian? We can no longer be friends.

Shut up. That isn't yours to decide.

 

[Fitzy]

What was it like growing up as the only child in a fork-spoon parenting partnership?

 

[Shaun]

How does spooning work when you're a spork?

 

[Fitzy]

I think they just call it sporking. And, of course, that sporking can lead to forking.

 

[Shaun]

So you're saying you can spork with both a spoon or a fork?

 

[Fitzy]

So you're saying you can spork with both a spoon or a fork?

Not sure, gonna have to leave that for the expert.

 

[Shaun]

I guess Aussies are all about their knifes

 

[Choppin Onions]

French and Canadians, gotta love`em! :awwwyeah:

One of you lives in Surrey. Fess up.

 

[spork]

If you described yourself as an animal, what would you be?
An owl, as I tend to stay up late at night lurking around the forums when everyone least expects it... -insert evil, malicious smile-
Plus I hate having to get up in the mornings...

Whose Questions are more amusing :

Coasterfreek's or Uni's?


blivious:
Without a doubt, Uni's questions for sure. His thinking outside the box really gives you something to think about while having to come up with a witty response.

-Strangest habit?
Public defecati-
Wait, I meant to say biting my drinking straws flat. okerface:

-Link the following members with a celebrity/singer/actor/whoever

Uni
Wacko Jacko. Self-explanatory. -heehee-

Fizty
Charlie Sheen. Can't get any better with booze and hitting it up with the ladies.

Dev
Ashton Kutcher, when he was still trolling various celebs on Punk'd

Raul Duke
Leonardo DiCaprio. Just because :datass:

i4E
Morgan Freeman. Wise and knowledgeable.

Pajo
uhhh... Jon Stewart. Funny and asserts himself very well.

Martijn
Lil Wayne. Dude looks completely stoned after hitting one up with the bong.

Diretta
Donald Trump. The man has some great money management skills.

Ed
House, an intellectually gifted doctor with the bad-boy attitude.

EJ92
Luke Skywalker, using the force to defeat all evil - and some other things.:work:

Lionheart
Charles Montgomery Burns. Has all the money in the world, but still unable to find the girl that suits him. :alone:

..add whoever inspires you.

-Which FIF member is a ginger without soul?
Tough choice. But after picking a random straw out of a hat.......b4h4mooth's name was the one I got. Tough luck, kiddo.

-Any phobias?
Spiders, heard there are a ton of them down under, especially the poisonous ones

-What religion (if any) were you raised, and do you still follow it?
Currently not affiliated with any religion since birth.

-Do you agree with abortion after reading some FIF member posts?
Abortion is strictly a woman's decision as to whether or not she should abort her unborn fetus. Too bad it is the male politicians and over-zealous religious followers who are holding them back.

-You can swap our current manager with a current one in Premier league. Who would he be and where will Strama go accordingly?
Andre Villas Boas, because he has the balls to drop under performing players on the bench, regardless of their age. As for Strama, he would probably end up somewhere in Serie B, at least.

-Do you still sleep with a teddy?
I lay down with my mobile on my bedside, watching some x-rated stuff and doing my business down there until I get tired and eventually fall asleep.

What was it like growing up as the only child in a fork-spoon parenting partnership?
Had to fend for myself in school seeing that I was the odd one out. But since I was a fold-able spork, I had an advantage over all the other forks and spoons in the schoolyard whenever a scrap broke out.

How does spooning work when you're a spork?
Since one end of the spork is a fork and the other a spoon, I have no problem spooning with the ladies.

One of you lives in Surrey. Fess up.
Like what Mr. Onions said,

Anymore questions? If not, I'll be shortly announcing the next interviewee.

 

[KevinB]

Who'll be the next one? :troll:

 

[I4E]

i4E
Morgan Freeman. Wise and knowledgeable.

:notbad: So...

 

[Uncommon]

EJ92
Luke Skywalker, using the force to defeat all evil - and some other things.

Just to make sure, i have never made out with my sister, nor i will ever plan to.

And if by force field you mean virginity force field and by all evil you mean girls, then pretty much spot on. :dino:

 

[sanka]

Spork is the new breed. Personally i love him. :slick:

my new gang member.