Interview with Spork

[Shaun]

Name?

When did you start supporting Inter and why?

Hobbies?

What are your top 5 musical acts, films, TV shows and foods?

How would you like do die?

Where in the world would you most like to live bar Milan?

Dumbest thing you have ever done?

Any near death experiences?

Any phobias?

Do you own any sporks?

You have to kill 5 celebrities right now. Who would they be and why?

 

[Universe]

I do like spork.

 

[Devious]

:awwwyeah:

 

[Earth]

what are your thoughts on the thanks coallition and the thanks thread?

 

[spork]

I'll get on it during the weekend...............

 

[I4E]

I'll get on it during the weekend...............

ok Raul Spork...

 

[Choppin Onions]

Why Canada?

Do you have a significant other? If so, a/s/l plz. Actually the a doesn't matter quite honestly. If you don't have a significant other, can you please take my ex out for a nice dinner and then defecate on her car?

You seem like the kind of person that has facial hair. I'm guessing a mustache man?

Thoughts on poutine?

Thoughts on Fitzy?


Merci beaucoup.

 

[Batman]

Which one do you prefer to have sex with? Spoon or Knife? Why?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Would you fight a Strama sized duck or a 100 duck sized Stramas?

 

[Universe]

Are you supposed to rinse your mouth out with water after using mouthwash?

 

[Nerazzurro]

Are you supposed to rinse your mouth out with water after using mouthwash?

 

[I4E]

Who were you before Spork ? Seriously, I don't know your username before Spork !

People here have changed their names more often than Moratti has changed managers...

 

[sanka]

-1.If you could get any job you wanted, what would it be?

2.Do you have any idols, as in people you look up to?

6.One thing you would change on FIF.

3.If you played football (you may even do) what possition would you play in?

7.Describe Bale in three words.

9.Favorite style of porn?

12.Favourite serial killer?

16.Write a paragraph for Strama.

61.DirettaInter or crzdcolombian smallville episodes?

 

[Kakaroto]

If you had to elect any forum member to die on a deserted Island who would it be and why?

 

[JJM]

Which side are you on... the thanks coallition or the empire? :challenge:

 

[KevinB]

Why so spork? :troll:

 

[Devious]

How many times you jerk a week? :lionheart:

Im considering to move to Canada someday, which place would you recommend? based on how often will I enjoy trolling Canadians, getting sexiest chicks, meeting other football (soccer ) fans on pubs.

If you have to chose between having sex with the sexiest Hollywood chick of your choice for one week or having a Lamborghini for the rest of your life, which would you chose and why?

5 things you wouldnt do during sex.
5 things you would definitely do during sex.
65 things you... ok that`s too much, well 5 things you would do do avoid getting another 5 things to do/not to do question. :Raul Duke:


Describe these homo sapiens:

Dyntertainmet
Analrapist
Blackmore
N4l
Browha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
gauwrilla
Lionheart
B-rad (choppinions)
Buzzdick
Dylan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Roller coaster
Ana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
Nyall
the REAL Nyall
any other Nyalls not mentioned
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
wera
ninuk
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
KevinB
skeet
JJM
Pimp
Ed.
Martijn
Wallace
Y&h
E.J. '92
_OC_
.:42:.
Mad Biscione
Scottish One
Bluenine
FUCK MILAN
Wobblz
rockball
Ffi201zi002tlis
Earth
Nerazzorro
Anton the great
Aurimas
_Ivan_
Lothar of the Hill people

I didnt copy-paste these, I totally wrote them myself.

Ok some emotional shit, where and how did you watch the CL final and what did you feel and do after it?

 

[Big Willy]

Don't know what to ask tbh...

Which was your first adult toy, this one?

 

[skeet]

soup or salad? (hint: it's a trick question)

 

[KevinB]

soup or salad? (hint: it's a trick question)

Martijn will be able to relate :work: