I was thinking a spife would be his wife kinda know what I mean eh? Or some gay combo meal deal between sprok and I4E a la spI4E
What about Sporf....spoon, fork and a knife. You have to admit that it's pretty amazing.
Spork could have a sex-change and become a spife.
She'd be able to cut his sandwiches.
Mmmmmmmmm sandwiches.