Choppin Onions

You can't trust a bloke with two first names anyway.

Jesus I just realized. Completely unreal. Even more so when we know banter era was basically till recently.

Coming out of semi-posting retirement to say: what a ridiculous rollercoaster these fixtures against Bayern and Barca have been. I feel...

Dreadful player. The writing was on the wall in his last season with Porto and he barely scored against subpar sides in a subpar league...