Interview with Spork

[Devious]

:awwwyeah:

 

[sanka]

Crash test:

Devious vs dyna

b4h4 vs wera

The Wall vs Ed

malacaxeta vs MANTA

I4E vs N4L

gauwrilla vs EJ92

JJM vs Interista809


The choice is yours. No diplomatic answers allowed

 

[spork]

Crash test:

Devious vs dyna
The troll vs Mr. Unpredictability. Tough one to call, as you know Dev will have something up his sleeve even when the odds are seemingly against him. With dyna, he could pull off any one of his 27 moves that may or may not tip the match in his favour.

Verdict: Devious 55% - 45% dyna. This all banks on which dyna shows up.


b4h4 vs wera
A psychological battle for the ages. b4h4 will be rambling on some illogical gibberish, while wera attempts to guilt trip him by asking why he keeps acting like a spastic all the time. This will probably mindfuck the b4h4mooth to the point where he suffers a complete mental breakdown.

Verdict: wera 70% - 30% b4h4.


The Wall vs Ed
The wall is literally an impenetrable brick wall. Nothing can get past through his sturdy defences. You'd better hope that Emma has taught Ed some of her magic tricks so the doc will get an outcome in his favour.

Verdict: The Wall 40% - 60% Ed.


malacaxeta vs MANTA
The Brazilian's memorizing, silky Samba moves vs the sword wielding Saudi. You can never write off malacaxeta with his magic feet at his disposal, as it may bring MANTA's guard down at the most critical moment in the fight. Keep in mind, though, being equipped with a sword presents a major advantage when you are against someone who has nothing on their hands.

Verdict: malacaxeta 35% - 65% MANTA


I4E vs N4L
Two wise and experienced men going face to face with one another. Because of I4E's proclamation of himself as a god, N4L will be sweating with fear to get this battle over with as soon as possible. The Trinidadian and Togagonian American's pessimism will be downfall.

Verdict: I4E 80% - 20% N4L


gauwrilla vs EJ92
Tale of the tape: the gorilla vs the big show (not the wrestler, lul). As a human, EJ will have a significant reach advantage when it comes to throwing those haymakers, but gauwrilla will be the much bigger opponent overall.

Verdict: gauwrilla 35% - 65% EJ92. The highly developed human brain will aid our Estonian in outwitting and outsmarting the gorilla in each facet of the cage match, thus tipping the odds in his favor.


JJM vs Interista809
An evenly matched contest. Hard to tell who will come out of the bout victorious. Both will have massive support in their own ends of the ring - JJM with the Thanks coalition and Interista809 with his big booty bitches.

Verdict: JJM: 50% - 50% Interista809

The choice is yours. No diplomatic answers allowed

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[sanka]

Even if i was outclassed by EJ i have to admire your honesty and the recognition skills you preserve.

:star: a.k.a post.

I enjoyed it like no other.

 

[spork]

ok guys, my interviewee list is down to Ed, Fap, JJM and Kevin.

I'll let you guys be the judge of who goes next.

 

[Universe]

- Universe vs spork.

- Snake vs Fitzroy vs Duke in Lesbian Ménage a trois Melbourne Slumber Party vol. 6, I mean triple threat.

 

[Raul Duke]

You're at a bar in Thailand talking to a cute local girl. Your looks and charisma are too much for her to handle so she invites back to her place for some old fashioned sporking. When things are heating up, you reach down into her pants and to you utter shock and surprise you feel a vagina. Your next move:



Before heading into work in the morning you decide to break your fast on a banana. When you peel the skin back to you find that it's no ordinary banana you are holding, but a magical talking banana. This magical banana tells you that it will reward you using its magical powers, but first you must take the banana into into your work place and use it to perform a blowjob-like action for 10mins in front of at least 15 of your peers. However the banana refuses to tell you what the reward will be. Do you trust the magic banana or destroy it?

 

[Universe]

Destroy it up my ass.

 

[Raul Duke]

Destroy it up my ass.

...but tell it not to stop talking

 

[I4E]

Destroy it up my ass.

 

[Raul Duke]

That made me crack up real loud on the bus

 

[Choppin Onions]

ok guys, my interviewee list is down to Ed, Fap, JJM and Kevin.

I'll let you guys be the judge of who goes next.

KevinB. Not too many things to dislike about Belgians. For one, they're not German. Or French. He also seems like a good lad. Not the others aren't mind you...

 

[I4E]

- Universe vs spork.

This will be either extremely interesting or down right disgusting... I fear for the Spork

vs

 

[snake]

I have yet to ask a question.

Spork,

Meet Spife. Do you feel threatened?

 

[Universe]

I can not believe no one has posted this yet..

Spoiler: loobap

[youtube]OJcMDG8zjoc[/youtube]

 

[Choppin Onions]

I can not believe no one has posted this yet..

Spoiler: loobap

[youtube]OJcMDG8zjoc[/youtube]

Legendary clip right there.

 

[KevinB]

KevinB. Not too many things to dislike about Belgians. For one, they're not German. Or French. He also seems like a good lad. Not the others aren't mind you...

Seems pretty much Belgian

 

[Fitzy]

I can not believe no one has posted this yet..

Spoiler: loobap

[youtube]OJcMDG8zjoc[/youtube]

Uni posting old Simpsons clips.

 

[I4E]

Seems pretty much Belgian

KevinB is only the 2nd Belgian i know....

 

[spork]

- Universe vs spork.
Its man vs utensil. An unfortunate match up for the spork, as his ability to fold in half is of no use against Universe's grappling and choke holding techniques (he uses to stabilize his kidnapped victims). This fight was over before it even began.

Verdict: Universe 98% - 2% spork kay:

- Snake vs Fitzroy vs Duke in Lesbian Ménage a trois Melbourne Slumber Party vol. 6, I mean triple threat.
After watching Smackdown while downing a couple bottles of beers, the Fitz is "ready to rumble" against his two opponents. With the fight underway, Fitzroy grabs a chair from under the ring, and proceeds to call the snake a "guido." The snake takes much offence to this Jersey Shore reference and starts to pummel the scared, poor drunkard until he gets TKO'd. All the meanwhile, Duke has been patiently sitting in the far corner for the longest time, thinking of the perfect strategy to eliminate his opponents. With Fitzroy unable to continue, Duke finally enters the battle and compliments the snake on his buff, manly physique. With the big man off guard, Duke quickly removes a switchblade that was hidden under his sleeve and shanks the snake, temporarily crippling him in the process.

Verdict: Snake 25%; Fitzroy 8% and Duke 67% The take-home message here is to never underestimate the quiet ones, as they'll end up doing the most damage.

You're at a bar in Thailand talking to a cute local girl. Your looks and charisma are too much for her to handle so she invites back to her place for some old fashioned sporking. When things are heating up, you reach down into her pants and to you utter shock and surprise you feel a vagina. Your next move:
(Some pre-background knowledge before the scenario unfolded
- Sex industry is prevalent in this scenic country, contracting STD's will be inevitable
- Many undocumented sex changes, will be unable to tell whether one used to be the opposite gender)

Quickly scan the room for any hidden cameras or other irregularities. Ask for a quick minute to the washroom, and call up the dude who shoots POV videos of himself inseminating Thai women (Google search: "creampie thais") to visit her place. Then I would make a break for it by jumping out the window of her one-story flat, thus saving myself.


Before heading into work in the morning you decide to break your fast on a banana. When you peel the skin back to you find that it's no ordinary banana you are holding, but a magical talking banana. This magical banana tells you that it will reward you using its magical powers, but first you must take the banana into into your work place and use it to perform a blowjob-like action for 10mins in front of at least 15 of your peers. However the banana refuses to tell you what the reward will be. Do you trust the magic banana or destroy it?
Sorry, I was busy preparing my strawberry-kiwi-banana smoothie. Care to repeat that question again?

I have yet to ask a question.

Spork,

Meet Spife. Do you feel threatened?

Bitch please, the spork can take on any cooking utensil, especially the little fuckwad of what you call a spife :challenge:

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