1. State your name
Martijn.
2. Location
Barcelona. I'm often inside of Barça. If yerrr know wht ai me3n
3. Age
593568000 seconds.
Fine, I'll help you. It comes down to approximately 18 years and 10 months.
4. Favourite member
Hamsu... - Erm, I mean, any member supporting the legalization of weed around the world. Trust me, it would do us good.
5. Most inappropriate thing you have done with Universe
I was born inside of him.
6. How many times a day do you visit FI?
Very often, especially when being bored at college/work. I can't count something like that.
I often visit FIF directly after starting my browser as I have this habit to open three tabs directly after doing so, and I use them immediately to go to Facebook, FIF and my fetish animal porn site. Now that last one may sound weird,
but it's not that bad. I only open it when I open my internet browser again. If I have to guess, I'd guess
I visit FIF 30 - 40 times a day.
7. Who was you hero when you were 10?
Wesley Sneijder (no kidding), Teletubbies, and those weird gardeners on tv at late night who tend to get naked as soon as the proprietress comes home. Damn, those guys had balls.
8. Member of FIF you're most likely to elope with
eNz
9. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (picture required)
I once saw Lisa Wade in Amsterdam, she is a presenter for some television shows here. Her career started with some informative show for children, nowadays she does normal shit on another channel. Maybe she's not the hottest one per se but something about her just magically attracts me, maybe the fact that she's not a pimped up model or slutty porn star but just normal and natural. She has this cute and innocent impression. She looks like 16 while she is 33. Brunette. I think that for me personally this is the best looking woman in the world. Completely fits my 'style'. I automatically started to drool when I saw her.
Better than a picture: you can see her in this YouTube video. Presenting some program ('Klokhuis') for the old kids channel. Skip to 0.22, that's where she starts. Watch video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=FevjTKOnHTI
10. Any siblings?
Two sisters.
...
No, you're too old for them.
11. Life goals?
I obviously can't be completely objective about that yet, at this age, and I'm aware of that. But I believe a few things are certain. First thing is that I do not want to have a job where I literally waste my life doing nothing productive. Like an accountant, for example. I am a creative person and I want to design and produce things. I am a media designer, I design posters, flyers, magazines, etc. But I also make videos or websites sometimes. I also draw a lot. Weed is what got me good at that, I can make very detailed and deep drawings. My goal is to have a job with these things and, with these elements, create collections of things I can look back at and be proud of after I have retired, when the biggest part of my life is over. Something that stays long after I'm gone. In future generations of my own family for example. Something that shows people who and what I was and what my style/philosophy was. As that's what I try to convey in my designs. This is what would make me satisfied, being able to see what I have done and brought for people. If I had been an accountant all my life, nothing would remain from it. No one would really care about me retiring 'cause I'd be replaced in a day. I'm afraid that when I'd be in that situation that then, when you're rotting away behind the geraniums, I'd wonder what I have done, been good for, and I'd come to the conclusion that I completely wasted all these years I should have used so much better. I would get depressed. It's hard to explain what I mean here but I hope you get the point. Basically the goal is to achieve something in life and have satisfaction when it's over. I find this important in a country like Holland, 'cause it's quite a long haul here, having to work 'till your 67th.
Second thing is that if my bank account would ever allow it, I want to get a simple vacation house somewhere in Italy. I have been obsessed with that country far before I became Interista or cared about football in general. Italy has everything, but it's atmosphere and culture are what attract me most. The old styled places in Sicily for example. That's exactly the atmosphere I would die for. I feel the urge to be there. I am also going to learn the Italian language. That's something I am very sure about. I'm sure I can do it because I've always been good with languages. I am partly learning it for Inter 'cause that's what got me over the line definitively. This all was partly what got me to Inter as well. Having the house in or close to Milano would therefore be obvious, but Milano is not the same as the ancient style I am talking about. This is the problem about this. Can't choose the location. I also don't want to live in Italy permanently, 'cause I can't be out of Holland too long without getting strong nostalgia.
I'll leave this question further 'cause I don't want to start writing books...
12. Member you would most like to maroon on an island
None of you, honestly.
13. Member you would sacrifice the most for to get him off an island
I don't have to mention FCBarca and Visca, 'cause I'm quite sure they know perfectly how to dive and swim. I don't know really. Perhaps blackmore. I had fights with him but the thing is I didn't know him at all at the time and thought he was being dead serious. Apparently he's known as the master of provoking, and that was all he was doing to me as well. Which became clear when he returned after his ban and tried to do it to me again. He was never serious, and was trolling me to death (oops, forget these last two words). So in the end, I was the one being owned, big time. And if someone is able to own me in a way like that, I can only respect that. I probably don't have to say sorry to him because I'm sure he only enjoyed the arguments, but I still feel like I should do something to make it up. Perhaps saving his life by getting him off that island may suffice. If it doesn't, maybe putting him on an island with crzdcolombian, and THEN letting me get him off may work.
14. Rank the following Victoria's Secrets models in order: Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton. You cannot include ties, and must include picture rankings
Goddamnit man, I had to fap first. I was wrong. YOU are the master of provoking.
I will rate them by amounts of :drool:'s
Adriana Lima:
Score: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Miranda Kerr:
Score: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:
Score: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Candice Swanepoel:
Score: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Erin Heatherton:
Score: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
I love brunettes so fucking much. Especially this Brazilian one is just mind-blowing. Just wanna grab that creamy brown body and
it all the way over.
This is the best picture, but this time not just because of the woman, but because of the woman combined with the background.
15. Best sporting event you've ever attended in person
I haven't been to many. I think it was Netherlands - San Marino. Doesn't look like a very special match, but in some ways it was. A few records were set here. 11-0 was our greatest victory ever, the previous one was 9-0. Our first double-digit win. Sneijder scored the #10th goal. There were more records I forgot about. Just feels good to have been there, witnessing it live in real life and supporting them at the time they set the 11-0 and co.
I also saw Bert in real life. Everything was just perfect. And the steam-rolling was fun to see.
Describe the following members in 3 words or less
Handoyo - L
vely
Michael - Journalist
Lionheart - Awesome, epic, fappy
Snake - :hssssssnak:
Dino - Anally born
Universe - (Big)Bangs a lot
Fitzy - Thanks a lot
Raul Duke - Like a Duke
I4E - Intelligent
ADRossi - Valentino Karimi de Rossi
Visca - Only sane farcafucker
Coaster - Chocolate milk
Kato - Missed forum legend
Anal Banana -
FCBarca - Worst Non-Inter
Vasilios - Greek. VVVAAAAASSSIIILLIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!
Stefan - Fearsome administrator
N4L - Interesting
NNinja - From parallel universe
CrzdColombian - Guarin, Falcao
Willy - Wants your willy
Provide captions for the following pictures:
'Your nipples are already hard! Let me pleasure you further...'
'Oh no, about to get kicked in the head. Never mind, I'll use it as an excuse to kiss his sack. Yummm... Spain players love sack.'
'Hmmm! Brother, your balls are hitting me in the ass hard.'
'Dude what, what are you doing with my balls?'
'Nothing. Just want to return the one thats missing.'
'Shut it, bitch, my boobs are fabulous!'
'Whatever', says 15 and pregnant.