Interview with Martijn

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Martijn's obsession with the club is based on a fantasy to have the entire football team go down on him?...I always just figured it was envy
 

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If I came to where ever the hell you live for your birthday (and my 1 year anniversary on FIF) how would we celebrate?



Extreme details encouraged.
 

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If you'd come for my birthday party, you would obviously have the chance to get some young teenage pussayh. So I'm quite sure you wouldn't regret it. First I'd show you where the beer is so you can enjoy the unlimited stack as long as you want, and then let you do whatever it is you think you need to do to get laid that particular night. There would also obviously be a lot of pot-smoking, and around midnight, hell breaks loose when the Smirnoffs, Jagermeisters, Goldstrikes, Dropshots and Finlandia's of this world come over to terrorize us. If there happens to be an Inter-match on we'll trip on that. It should be an unfortgettable experience.

At least, that's what I'd tell you. In reality I'd drug you and rape you because I am forever alone. :dino:
 

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If you'd come for my birthday party, you would obviously have the chance to get some young teenage pussayh. So I'm quite sure you wouldn't regret it. First I'd show you where the beer is so you can enjoy the unlimited stack as long as you want, and then let you do whatever it is you think you need to do to get laid that particular night. There would also obviously be a lot of pot-smoking, and around midnight, hell breaks loose when the Smirnoffs, Jagermeisters, Goldstrikes, Dropshots and Finlandia's of this world come over to terrorize us. If there happens to be an Inter-match on we'll trip on that. It should be an unfortgettable experience.

At least, that's what I'd tell you. In reality I'd drug you and rape you because I am forever alone. :dino:
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For a second I thought it said 'Boy, that ejaculated quickly.'

And you'd be right there, cause that would certainly be the case with a hottie like Pharaoh.
 

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Oh you make me blush :blush:
 

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Anything for you babe.
 

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Martijn... MARTIJN!!!!
 

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Fine, I'll help you. It comes down to approximately 18 years and 10 months.

DAMN! Exactly like me. :) Lucky to turn 19 (legal drinking age in Canada) right before the apocalypse of 21/12/2012. :closeenough:
 

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Martijn... MARTIJN!!!!
Fitzl... Fritzl!!!!

DAMN! Exactly like me. :) Lucky to turn 19 (legal drinking age in Canada) right before the apocalypse of 21/12/2012. :closeenough:
Nice :dielaugh:

I have been drinking legal since my 16th. But I'll never get to drive a car instead.

My goal is just to smoke weed every day, until the apocalypse destroys us all and time is over.
 

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Nice :dielaugh:

I have been drinking legal since my 16th. But I'll never get to drive a car instead.

My goal is just to smoke weed every day, until the apocalypse destroys us all and time is over.

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You think weed is for badasses? What an insult. Weed is for everyone. It's the most normal and natural thing ever.
 

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December and FIF awards are close,those months till then it happens for you to be very non active.By that time a new user joins and amazes all the community with his anti barca quotes and jokes.You logg just the last 2 days before the votin and you realise that your anti barca throne is challenged.What's your reaction and what are the possible tricks that might save your ass in that situation?

p.s Lionheart is absent and FCBARCA and Visca are pushin secretly for your ban.
 

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December and FIF awards are close,those months till then it happens for you to be very non active.By that time a new user joins and amazes all the community with his anti barca quotes and jokes.You logg just the last 2 days before the votin and you realise that your anti barca throne is challenged.What's your reaction and what are the possible tricks that might save your ass in that situation?

p.s Lionheart is absent and FCBARCA and Visca are pushin secretly for your ban.
I will buy FIF, ban Visca and FCBarca, give myself the award. No need to think/work too much
 
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