Interview with Martijn

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I want you to do the Barca starting 11, relate each player with a FIF member and explain why. This is not a question. Do it
 

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This might go sour real fast! LOL
 

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I want you to do the Barca starting 11, relate each player with a FIF member and explain why. This is not a question. Do it
Even if I wanted Duke, that's just not possible, as no one on this forum reaches as low as uefalona's players. I'm sorry
 

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What do you think about the club Espanyol Barcelona?



Is Juraj Kucka a better player than Cambiasso right now?
 

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Coasterfreek:

How did you become an Inter supporter?

It started in mid 2007... This is when I became interested in football in general. I watched it quite often before but this is where the obsession really started. I started to watch other leagues and other special derbies than our own besides watching our own league often. However I never liked one club the most in our own league, or felt like cheering for any of them as a real 'supporter'. We went on a vacation in Italy later that year. I saw Inter on tv there and the first thing that attracted me was funny enough the shirt design. I loved the black and blue, the Pirelli logo, the Inter logo, the font, it was all perfect. It just looked and felt right. I also noticed Il Nose playing there, someone I had sometimes enjoyed seeing in Ajax, when I sided with Ajax in the Ajax vs Feyenoord wars on elementary school. The same goes for Chivu, and I thought of Materazzi as a hero as well after making Italy world champions the way he did. This first Inter match I ever saw was a 1-0 win over Reggina with a goal scored by Adriano. I kept watching later and got sucked in, especially when Sneijder came in I was permanently hooked forever. And I liked it, because this time, with this club, everything really felt right, and also because it was Italian - I had always loved Italy a lot already (hence why I always tried to convince my parents to go there again :p), so I wouldn't mind cheering for an Italian team. It went on and became bigger and more important to me every day, I got deeper into it, started reading library's full of Inter and Inter history to become known with some things and because it was interesting. In the end it began to make me feel like I was being a part of it. Kept on going 'til the way it is now.

Willy:

2- There's 10 gold bars in the floor, but behind you is Dino. Will you crouch down to grab them?
I would try to negotiate. 'Dino, if you will let me pick up these gold bars without entering my anus, I'll give one to you.' It's likely not gonna work with a hungry, horny monster like Dino though, so I might as well just give in to it and let him rape me. With the gold and wealth I'll get in return I can do such great things that the rape will be forgotten. It's worth being raped for. In this case I'd say: a little bit gay is okay.

3- Biggest shit you've ever had (Picture required :pokerface:)
I'm sorry. It didn't fit in the picture.

4- What's your opinion about NeonBlade

Sometimes a little individualistic, sometimes retarded, but often just good and reasonable. His font needs to gtfo immediately, though. Or he should choose a better one, as he probably still requires a font to stick out of the rest.

5- Do you think Nerazurri Ninja, snake, Dyna and ADRossi are the same person?
Has that ever been doubted?

6- Worst avatar in the forum
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7- Which one is better, Rivas or Gresko?
I don't know, I've only seen Rivas play.

8- Strongest weed you've ever had?
I had White Widow this week, for the first time. Which is quite strange as it's a pretty known kind. Silver Haze is the perfect sort. It's really strong but not too strong, it gives you the most ideal 'highness' you can get. White Widow was way worse than that. It could be that we smoked it in a blunt, though, with only the two of us. But it destroyed us completely, to say the least. We even fell asleep at one point, for hours, in a cold wooden house in the woods (our favorite smoke spot) but that was also partly because we were getting tired while waiting hours just for the rain to stop so we could go home. Got back around 5 AM.

Visca:

Someone offers you 1 million euro to put on a Barca shirt and go out in public (there are absolutely zero loopholes here so don't come up with one). Do you do it?

PS: it's the tequila sunrise shirt.


Yes. I would choose an ideal moment though. I would do it on a late night tequila party and say to people - who are already drunk anyway - I only wear it 'cause it fits the party theme and gets me in the mood. That way I won't be questioned as much. Also, I won't miss out on a million euro's for fuckylona. Tbh. They steal enough already.

Sokrates:

You are watching Barca - Inter in the Camp Nou.

Then the stadium-speaker chooses 1 person from the tribunes to come into the middle of the field to submit Messi an award for "World's best player".
The "choosen" person is... YOU :troll:

90k people look at you, what would you do?


Come to him and try to shove that award up his ass in public. Then take it out and hand it over to Wes after some cleaning. Taking a 'Messhit' award to a whole new level. He should have gotten it after the treble season anyway, so Messhit owes him.

In a dream world, that is. In reality I would probably just refuse already on the tribunes.

FCBarca:

Is it confusing for you when you watch a drama/thriller/action film and find yourself always identifying with the villain?
No. I fucking love it when that happens. It only happens in one genre of films, though. But that doesn't matter. I always only wanted to be the bad boy in porno films anyway.

Ed.:

Will you date Visca in Camp Nou?

Depends on what I am getting paid for it. But the price tag to make me enter that cancerous building is so high that it's unlikely I would ever date Visca in Camp Nou.

KevinB:
If you had to choose between Heineken and Horse piss what would you drink :troll: ?

Would it make a difference? I really don't care.

:hsssssnak:

Another fuck barca thread?

Oh yes, I would love that, dearly! Come on, it's time for a part II and you know it.

dynasty27:

What do you think about the club Espanyol Barcelona?
Bastard sisters of uefallone who have never given me any reason to hate them yet but do get my firmest dislike and envy because what lies in the corrupted city, can't be untouched.


Is Juraj Kucka a better player than Cambiasso right now?

Ohhh yeah, most certainly. He's completely blown me away with his performance against us in WC 2010. He made the difference for Slovakia. A player of great value, who should have been there at the Ballon d'Or last year instead of Iniesta. Cambiasso is just a loser who has achieved nothing. :eek:blivious:
 

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Even if I wanted Duke, that's just not possible, as no one on this forum reaches as low as uefalona's players. I'm sorry
:yao:




Do as the Duke says.
 

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Don't dissapoint the Duke !
 

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Martijn said:
dynasty was staring into the stars in the clear sky above us with a very strange, unusually tight, sleek look in his eyes, completely in his own world.

Dynasty began singing a song about guards singing an evil song to mutated burning ants. eNz and I were watching it with disbelief until after a few minutes we realized that it was just dynasty27 tripping again, and that he was trying to bring over a message. He was trying to interact with us in the 'normal' world from inside his own space world. Dynasty has experienced parallel universes. After a while we started to understand him. He wanted us to get a bodyguard to protect us from the evil Bayern-fans

GOLD? PLATINUM? STAR DUST? EPIC?.. doesn`t quite say it. I was rollin on the floor. literally.
 

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On a scale from 1 to gazillion, how heartless is Alex de Large?
 

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What's your favorite beer to drink?
 

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On a scale from 1 to gazillion, how heartless is Alex de Large?
You think Alexis is heartless? Look at this motherfucker and think again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU

Personally I think of Alex as a very smart man. Ever seen a Spaniard hating barca/rm/spain nt before? He's brilliant! He's able to see their own flaws and actually judge them for it instead of blindly loving them because they win everything anyway. He would be heartless if he'd love them. I would give him a 0.

What's your favorite beer to drink?
Hard to choose one, my favorites are Hertog-Jan, Duvel, Grolsch. However at this age taste is not really important yet... You know what I mean.

:lol:

Don't dissapoint the Duke !
Could you inform me about the Duke's punishments after not having followed his orders? If it's bad enough, I might think about it.
 

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Have u ever asked why u were named martijn?
 

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Have u ever asked why u were named martijn?
No. Why was I?

---------- Post added at 21:12 ---------- Previous post was at 19:57 ----------

Lol willy, i just noticed i forgot your first question. Unfortunately the most interesting one. Ill do it when i get home.

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Gio without any kind of Tapatalk
 

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What's the percentage of being high when you usually logg into FIF?
 

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Martijn has to visit Lionheart(B) and Fitzy(C) in any order. The roads connecting their houses with your home are shown on the diagram. How many different routes can you take starting from your house(A) and returning to (A), going through both B and C (but not more than once through each) and not travelling any road twice on the same trip?

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So, I forgot this one:

1- Which pornstar you've dedicated most of your faps?
I don't know really as I don't care about who they are, but there are still two of them from which I remember & know the name. I've been looking for them later because of that so these have probably the most faps.

Look here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tori_Black
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexi_Belle

It's funny how elegant they look on these photo's while they are just slutty whores. But that doesn't matter. I'd gladly invite them to my house. Until my dad walks by and appears to know them too.

What's the percentage of being high when you usually logg into FIF?
I don't log into FIF much when I'm high because when I am I'm often busy with completely other things, but in weekends I sometimes do. That post with the night in Berlin with you and Dyna and Dara for example was made while stoned. Since I might get on FIF while high half of the friday/saturday/sunday, you could say I am 1.5 day of the week. 1.5 out of 7 days is approximately ~21,4% chance I'm high when I get on FIF. But zero during weekdays. 50% chance in weekends alone.

Another one I forgot:

How did you become a Barca supporter?
I only support barca in sucking my dick. Don't worry.
 

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1- What is the molecular formula of a compound which has a gram formula mass of 78g mol–1 and the empirical formula NaO.

2- What is the molecular formula of a compound which has a gram molecular mass of 34g mol–1 and the empirical formula HO.

3- Find constant A such that log3 x = A log5x for all x > 0.

4- Solve for x the equation 9x - 3x - 8 = 0

5- Complete:

The inner part of the earth is the ....... This part of the earth is about ....... miles below the earth's surface. It is a dense ball of the elements iron and nickel. It is divided into two layers, the ........ and the ......... .

6- The time between 505 and 440 million years ago is called the ....... . It is named after a Celtic tribe. At this time, the area north of the tropics was almost entirely ocean, and most of the world's land was collected into the southern super-continent ......... . Throughout the which shifted towards the South Pole and much of it was submerged underwater.

The theory of relativity is traditionally broken into two parts, ....... and ........... . The first part provides a framework for ................. and ........ into forms appropriate for any inertial frame of reference. while the second addresses the problem of .............. and
gravity.
 

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do your own homework, Dev.
 

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:troll:

Ive never made my homework. miss those days.
 
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