Would you fuck me? I'm just saying…shit, if I was a woman I'd fuck me…constantly. With me I mean the manly version of me, not the hypothetical female version. But then again, if I was a woman I woulda been doing some NAAAASTYYYY ASS SHIT with myself tbh. Why? Because I can.
With the right incentives I'll fuck just about anything.
This shit happens to me a lot, I walk by a car and I stop…look at the window to see my reflection and admire my sexiness…and then I notice that some random ass hoe is sitting there. Awkward shit. So, the question is…do you like pie? What kind of pie?
Since I went veg, I discovered cheese and broccoli/cauliflower pie.
Nutella and cheese sandwiches…how? Yes? No?
No. Just no... unless I'm high, then maybe...and maybe another. BUT NO MORE!
Motherfuckers saying they made Hov, made Hov say "ok, so? make another Hov." Who's the other Hov?
First of all, fuck you. You made me google Hov. As far as hip-hop goes, I love Sage Francis and Aesop Rock and pretty much nothing else. I can't relate to the dumb shit they talk about, I gave up pimpin when I was 9.
If I started a day with 10 cupcakes, how many would I have by the end of the day?
None, because you would be dead. You have AIDS.
Why…would anyone in their right mind wear a cape?
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm wearing 2 this very moment
Have you ever felt alone?
Not really honestly, I'm usually surrounded by lovely people all the time.
Do you like drugs? Do you like hugs?
Don't mind weed and psychedelics in the right situation but wont go out of my way. Love hugs though.
Do you still believe in love?
I never stopped.
Have you seen The Notebook? If not, don't. That shit is emotional. Made a motherfucker like myself tear up like that random ass Indian dude did when they had fucked up his land. Or whatever, haven't seen that movie. That movie with that Indian that is. Or is it Native American? Don't want to come off as racist…but then again, probably a bit too late for that, seeing as I already done wrote Indian. Not once, but twice. But then again, I could delete it, but WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?! Ain't nobody. And that STILL wouldn't excuse the fact that my mind already went there first. So, if there's any India…not Indians, Native Americans there…fuck…then I'm sorry. But not really. But still kind of. Yeah.
I love you
What's this motherfuckin FIF shit without l?
FF
Who's sexier, Universe or Vasilios? Sexy ass motherfuckers both of them tbh.
going by their current avatars, I don't need to specify
Don't lie to me now. Faggot ass cunt. <3
:slick:
Why is the latest deftones album so bad
Because when I started to look like Chino, I took his powers
Fitz is coming to our hometown soon...should we sodomize him?
When? Hell yes
Which is your favourite beer?
All Mikkeller beers are rockin but this...
http://jobesfoodandwine.blogspot.com.au/2011/11/beer-mikkeller-spontangrape.html
When you start producing your own, can I ask you a favour...lace it with some date rape? We can give it to Fitzy.
All of my beers are laced, its the secret ingredient
Hairy or shaved vaginas, or dicks? We don't know if you're gay or not, you know... We respect that, though.
I'll take the hairy minge with a hairy dick growing on some weird angle
What are you, in a cult or something?
Jealous? We eat carrot cake and drink lemonade on Thursday nights.
Q. When are you opening this bar ? Will you need security ?
Hopefully end of the year. Security not to begin with, but if we ever do I know where I can find a fat Spaniard looking for a job
Duke you fuck. They're trying to sell Coutinho. Stop them.
I was all for it
How many chick did you molest in the festival?
It doesn't count if they don't press charges........so 6 kay:
How many chick molested you in the festival?
To be honest every motherfucker but me was on MDMA, so a lot of hands feeling about all the time.
How many guys did you molest in the festival?
Technically none. I cut off their manhood after I'm done with them, otherwise it would make me gay...and that's a bit creepy
Question to Raul: Tits or asses?
Don't like overly massive tits or massive asses tbh
Your family is struck with an ancient curse and your mother and girlfriend/fiancee/wife (if you don't have one, assume for the purpose of this hypothetical that you do), swap bodies. Your mothers mind is in your girlfriend/wife's body and your girlfriend/wife's mind is in your mother. The only way to break the curse and revert things to normal is to have intercourse with one of the two abominations. Do you choose your mother, trapped in your girlfriend/wife's body, or your girlfriend/wife trapped in your mother? And why?Code:
Belec Palacio! I would do both.
That's a sick question, you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going answer it.
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Count Dukula.
- Who is your favorite singer?
Tom Waits.
- What is the minimum amount you would accept as payment for someone to take a crap on you?
If no-one find out about it and I had easy access to a shower, I would probably accept $1000
- Would you rather go bald tomorrow (permanently) or have a full head of hair for all your life, at the expense of losing just one pinky finger?
Will I offend any bold people if I answer honestly?
What's the first thing you would buy if you won the lottery?
A prosthetic pinky
Vespas are gay
THEY ARE NOT!
...oh wait...no...yes...yes they are
- What's your favorite food and beverage?
Blue cheese and high end beers.
death or tchi-tchi ?
"tchi-tichi" has a nice ring to it. tchi-tchi. say it aloud with me everyone. Tchi.....tchi. tichi-tchi
brb gotta think of more hypotheticals to pose to duke
Thanks for invite.... Thanks
:/ You live in woop-woop. (Windsor of Victoria)
Then you must join us. I won't here any of it old sport!
2 door Japanese import with turbo
Man,
Drinking with Duke and Fitz, I'm going to be the envy of every member here.
Especially Choppinions.