Interview with Raul Duke

[dynasty27]

Duke has done an awesome job with his unparalleled incomparable unmatched answers. Yet haters like i4e have to ruin it eventually. You deserve better Duke.

 

[I4E]

^

Next interviewee... Dignity27

 

[Universe]

kay:

He's one of my favorites...

Hands off. He's mine. :megusta:

Seriously though, enough is enough. I'm reporting Duke.

 

[I4E]

 

[I4E]

Just wanna say I miss you Rollani Dook...

 

[dynasty27]

That's more like it RD, take time for yourself. maybe you can have a nice inspirational read here (but don't bump).

 

[Coasterfreek]

Waiting to know who's next.. :work:

 

[Raul Duke]

Hey sorry guys, had a good friend of mine admitted to a psych ward (ECU department) so wasn't really in the mood for FIF. I'll try to get it all done soon

 

[I4E]

Hey sorry guys, had a good friend of mine admitted to a psych ward (ECU department) so wasn't really in the mood for FIF. I'll try to get it all done soon

No need for an apology Duke, we know the drill... see you in 6 weeks

 

[Raul Duke]

No need for an apology Duke, we know the drill... see you in 6 weeks

Cya this Sat?

 

[I4E]

Cya this Sat?

:thumbsup:

 

[Universe]

My friend posed to me a hypothetical based on an actual event which happened to him where he was stuck in his broken-down car in a snowstorm for 2 hours, waiting for the service truck to arrive.

He asked me, provided I was guaranteed to be warm and unharmed at the end of the ordeal, which female celebrity I would choose to be stuck in a car with for EIGHT hours while a blizzard raged outside. He at first said he would choose his favorite female celebrity, Scarlett Johansson, but then decided against it because he imagined she would be bitchy, and that he would be unable to make the most out of the situation out of sheer intimidation such is she out of his league. He then settled on Kesha (Ke$ha) reasoning that she's attractive enough to sleep with, yet slutty enough that he would definitely be able to get some sweet action off her and not be intimidated by her looks or celebrity status. He also considered Katy Perry because he said she appears to be a fun person and interesting to talk to. After some thought, I chose Rihanna, reasoning that I could then just kill her. Anyway, whom would you choose to accompany you in such an instance?

 

[Raul Duke]

So onto the actual topic of interviews: my co-worker (yes that'll work) has what I like to call "Itchy-asshole syndrome" in which I... I mean he feels the need to scratch his asshole vigorously at work when no one is looking. The other day he was caught by the manager and now needs to have a meeting with said manager. My question being: should I flee the country and live at your place after I murder my boss? To help my co-worker of course.

Hell yes. The boss-murderer room is occupied at the moment, but you can crash on the couch...or in my basement :megusta:

Also,

choose ONE out of the following items if you were forced to eat:
- 1 kg of dried dog food
- 1 can of canned dog food
- 1 dog
- 1 live slug (a.k.a. my dick)
- 30 leaves
- my dick
- a big tarantula

Your dick sounds temping but I'm going to have to say 30 leaves. But seriously what the fuck! Why would you pyt 30 leaves as an option. It made it so much easier.

Ok Duke,

2. Who sucked you into following Inter ?

It was during the 1998 world cup, my favorite players were Ronaldo, Vieri, Baggio (he's name was almost identical to my nickname), de Baggio and Djorkieff. So Inter was an obvious option for a 12yr old me.

3. Do you think Snake is promoting homosexual tendencies by always posting topless pics of himself ?

Haha, that's a definite yes.

4. What are the odds that Uni drives a tweaked up, 2-door, Japanese import vehicle with a turbo ?

About the same odds of Uni not even being a real person, instead being some top secret military computer program called "Project Uniballs" that became self-aware and went rouge and calculated that the safest place for it would be to hide in the darkest depths of FIF. So about a 75% chance.

5. What are the odds that Fitzy is a redhead with freckles ?

I actually might have remembered what Fitz looked like before Hal pointed out that it was happy hour :awwwyeah:

6. If you were to meet me, would you hug me and hold me like a long lost father you've craved to see ?

I would have but it would have made Hal jealous

7. Why does Dynasty post in riddles 90% of the time, and do you understand them.

I can't actually say what it is, but I really enjoy his posts. Even the ones I don't get.

8.Is my sig appropriate ?

Nyall's quote? Oh yea!

9. Explain wtf would happen if Strama was sacked ?

I really want Strama to be given a proper chance. I don't think much would improve if he was sacked. Not with the squad and injuries that we have.

Plus even if we do end up replacing Strama, replacing ANOTHER coach before the season ends is not the way to do it. It just puts the following coach under immense pressure every time the team has a run of bad games. We can't expect Strama or the players to stay totally focused with replacement talk in the air.

10. When are you opening this Bar ? And will you have pickled eggs in a jar for customers ?

Later this year hopefully and is that even a thing? Pickled egg?

If you had to legally change your name, lets say because you were being relocated for the witness protection program after you testified against Brad for his high quality production and distribution of child pornography and you were afraid of my vengeful retaliation because I was annoyed that you put my supplier in prison and I couldn't get my fix, which one of the hollowing names would you take:

- Carlos Fitzjizzle :slick:
- Chang Wang :derp:
- Aristos the surprise chef :derp:
- Clarence McGaylord :derp:
- Dick Fish :derp:
- Antony Onios :derp:
- Chad Bradley :derp:

If you were convicted of molestation of livestock and sentenced to a mere three months detention because the judge found it funny, would you rather serve your sentence:

- with the choice of any amount of fine food / drink you want, on the condition that you have to spend thirty minutes each day passionately French kissing another man
- with the freedom to have any and unlimited access to music/films/books you wanted at the expense of being given a prostate examination every day, (the food in this option is typical prison food)
- you are allowed to have a daily conjugal visits from beautiful women and you have all the entertainment you want (music/films/games/books) however, your meals for the duration of your incarceration consist entirely of spiders, caterpillars and maggots

Finally, would you rather:

- jack off 50 dudes for 8 hours (like a typical fitzy work day)
- or give a bj to just one gentleman for 5 minutes

Don't know. I'll get back to you in 8hrs and 5mins

My friend posed to me a hypothetical based on an actual event which happened to him where he was stuck in his broken-down car in a snowstorm for 2 hours, waiting for the service truck to arrive.

He asked me, provided I was guaranteed to be warm and unharmed at the end of the ordeal, which female celebrity I would choose to be stuck in a car with for EIGHT hours while a blizzard raged outside. He at first said he would choose his favorite female celebrity, Scarlett Johansson, but then decided against it because he imagined she would be bitchy, and that he would be unable to make the most out of the situation out of sheer intimidation such is she out of his league. He then settled on Kesha (Ke$ha) reasoning that she's attractive enough to sleep with, yet slutty enough that he would definitely be able to get some sweet action off her and not be intimidated by her looks or celebrity status. He also considered Katy Perry because he said she appears to be a fun person and interesting to talk to. After some thought, I chose Rihanna, reasoning that I could then just kill her. Anyway, whom would you choose to accompany you in such an instance?

Gina Reinhart for sure. Just so I can boast that i survived 8 hours with her

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THIS INTERVIEW IS OFFICIALLY OVER!

 

[I4E]

Brilliant Duke !

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Brilliant Duke !

 

[Coasterfreek]

THIS INTERVIEW IS OFFICIALLY OVER!

If it's over then make a thread for the next person... :work:

 

[Fitzy]

You see, its like match threads with Coaster... As soon as one ends the next one should be opened straight away.

 

[Raul Duke]

I'm thinking Shaun or skeet. I'll have up tomorrow night, won't be home tonight

 

[Visca]

"Tomorrow night" to him means two weeks from now

 

[Raul Duke]

I'm thinking Shaun or skeet. I'll have up tomorrow night, won't be home tonight

or monster09

 

[Universe]

What about Walacio?