Interview with Raul Duke

[I4E]

Your got some questions to answer Duke ! Get cracking !

 

[Raul Duke]

About fucking time, feels like I'm having this interview done out of pity after everyone's had their go. Sort of like that girl that joins your friendship circle and sleeps with all your friends except you because you installed a hidden camera over her toilet and she ended up finding it and suspected you. Even though you denied doing it, she still had her suspicions and was really cold towards you. Then after a few months your friends got her really drunk and forced her upon you but it was really awkward and you both ended up feeling guilty afterwards. Anyway, enough about Mandy.

1. What is your name?

David

2. Birthday?

No, I've around since the dawn of time.

3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?

Engineering student by day, stalk and strangle unsuspecting teens by night, troll FIF between all that

4. What are your hobbies/interests

Reading, going to see local bands, talking shit with friends, football/FIF, nerdy role-playing games like D&D

5. Whereabouts do you currently reside?

The dark and gloomy streets of Melbourne

6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

After the 1998 World Cup when I found out that Ronaldo, Vieri, Baggio and Djorkieff play in the same team

7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?

The 2 games against Barca in the Semi's. I have a lot of Barca fans, felt so good to see those fuckers suffer. Favorite player? Zanetti

8. If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why ?

Actually am stuck on a big deserted island with snake, I4E, Uni & Fitz. If it were up to me I would fuck the other 20mil people off and get Dylan/Brad over here and we could all live in a big gay house together.

9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.

:notbad:

10. Has Vasilios changed since he became an Administrator ? How and why ?

In my eyes he has. He's no longer VASSSSIIILLIIIOOOSSS....just another fucking admin. It's sort of like Batman joining the police force, he's still Batman with all his Batman powers but just isn't the same, you know...

11. With one or more words, describe the following:

Dyntertainmet - Classy
Analrapist - Missed
Blackmore - Where did u go?
N4l - Bullshit filter intact
Browha -Ageist
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos - vasilios
Pajo - appreciated
Fitzy - Yes. Oh God yes!
Universe - Separated at birth & shipped to Sydney
I4E - Best addition to FIF since I joined
gauwrilla - I liked you much better as eNz. I'm sorry
Lionheart - Post more dammit
B-rad (choppinions) - Aussie in denial
Buzzdick - caffeine
DylAUWn - ...you son-of-a-bitch
Devious - yea booooiiiyy
ADRossi - I always read it as "ay-dee-rossi" and that pisses right off. Fuck you and your initials.
Snake -My future stalk victim
Roller coaster - fuck your game-threads.
Ana la banana - More balls than most of you cunts
crzdcolombian - crzdcolombian
Sokrates - Realist
The REAL Nyall - Which one? be more specific
Cal - I'll take 2
Visca - Diplomatic immunity
Willy - The only actually sport journalist on FIF
Kato - female gamer? awesome
wera - settled right in
Michael - never heard of him

Mention the rest Ive missed.

Fuck off you lazy prick, you just copy and pasted some previous interview
But Cafe, Pimp, skeet, MANTA, Tanel, rockball, Han, Batman, Vito and that dutch stoner dude will be added to the list

from 7faps to 11faps how do you rate this?

got bored, didnt finish it. sorry. Call me gay but I put a lot of emphasis on faces and I cant see her face.

Why so duke?

I had just finished reading "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and the main character is name Raoul Duke

Why do you ask about things in fives?

I refuse to believe that, unless you provide me with 5 example

What do you think of the current situation of Inter? is there any hope or are we going straight to the darkness of shalanaba?

I don't mind it much. We just need to get used to idea that we won't be signing any superstars for a long, long time. We've put our faith into the youth and we're waiting for the seeds to spout and blossom. Loans and cheap buys like Mundingayi, (who's under-rated btw) Rochhi are just buying time for Bessa, Duncan, Benassi, Mbaye & co. develop. Even if 20-25% of these guys becomes a 1st team player then I think we've succeeded. Already Frogly, Juan & Obi have shown they can play 1st team football and in time we'll hopefully see many more. In the mean time though we are going to be getting short-term/old/cheap solutions and I'm ok with that

Brazillian or Thai trannies? :lick:

Don't care as long as they're tied up, crying, screaming, begging for mercy in my basement

....thats all for the next couple of days. Going camping early in the morn for 5 days. It's 2am already and I need to pack. Looking forward to answering Dino's questions when i get back and whatever else you lot of parasites throw at me

 

[Devious]

:awwwyeah:

 

[Choppin Onions]

The dark sheep of the Australian clan. Sometimes he doesn't post as much and we forget about him but then boom he shows up one day and everyone should be like I know I am........ :fap:


So onto the actual topic of interviews: my co-worker (yes that'll work) has what I like to call "Itchy-asshole syndrome" in which I... I mean he feels the need to scratch his asshole vigorously at work when no one is looking. The other day he was caught by the manager and now needs to have a meeting with said manager. My question being: should I flee the country and live at your place after I murder my boss? To help my co-worker of course.

 

[dynasty27]

Stop asking questions, this is HIS interview, don't ruin it.
Go ahead RD.

 

[Pimpin]

your name is David? This whole time I was thinking you were either spanish or portuguese .

how the hell did you get your nickname idea?


nvm I saw that it was already asked

 

[Universe]

Your family is struck with an ancient curse and your mother and girlfriend/fiancee/wife (if you don't have one, assume for the purpose of this hypothetical that you do), swap bodies. Your mothers mind is in your girlfriend/wife's body and your girlfriend/wife's mind is in your mother. The only way to break the curse and revert things to normal is to have intercourse with one of the two abominations. Do you choose your mother, trapped in your girlfriend/wife's body, or your girlfriend/wife trapped in your mother? And why?

 

[I4E]

^ you do realize Uni that regardless of which choice RD makes, the look on his face will be exactly like your avatar

 

[Sokrates]

Guys, let's be more serious in this kind of threads.








































:troll:
Question to Raul: Tits or asses?

 

[Choppin Onions]

Your family is struck with an ancient curse and your mother and girlfriend/fiancee/wife (if you don't have one, assume for the purpose of this hypothetical that you do), swap bodies. Your mothers mind is in your girlfriend/wife's body and your girlfriend/wife's mind is in your mother. The only way to break the curse and revert things to normal is to have intercourse with one of the two abominations. Do you choose your mother, trapped in your girlfriend/wife's body, or your girlfriend/wife trapped in your mother? And why?

:megusta:

Tits or asses is a relatively tame question, even though it's a classic. Frankly, I just plain like women.... except when they have explosive diarrhea from eating fast food or getting liquored up on a poor-quality beer the night before, in which case I pull a and get the fuck out of dodge.

 

[Native]

:megusta:

Tits or asses is a relatively tame question, even though it's a classic. Frankly, I just plain like women.... except when they have explosive diarrhea from eating fast food or getting liquored up on a poor-quality beer the night before, in which case I pull a and get the fuck out of dodge.

Raul Duke answers the questions around here buddy, not you.

 

[Choppin Onions]

Raul Duke answers the questions around here buddy, not you.

kay:

 

[I4E]

C'mon RD ! These interviews are about the only productive and interesting posts left in this forum....

Q. When are you opening this bar ? Will you need security ?

 

[Big Willy]

^ you do realize Uni that regardless of which choice RD makes, the look on his face will be exactly like your avatar

Who scrolled up to see RD's avatar?

 

[Universe]

Duke you fuck. They're trying to sell Coutinho. Stop them.

 

[I4E]

Duke you fuck. They're trying to sell Coutinho. Stop them.

Duke is part of the negotiations. Haven't you noticed that he is never around during transfer periods...

 

[Universe]

He's never around when I'm on my transfer period.

 

[Fitzy]

Dukes on his drinkin period atm. He'll be back full time in a few days.

 

[Devious]

Dukes on his drinkin period atm. He'll be back full time in a few months.

Duked.

 

[Raul Duke]

Just came back from the festival, I'll finish off the questions after the Mercato.