Interview with Lionheart

[Big Willy]

Do you think Coaster's questions are annoying?

 

[Fitzy]

Have you ever tried bull testicles? Were they chewy?

 

[Cal]

Tell us more about Burak.

 

[Sir0w]

Tell us more about Burak.

You interested in Burak? You naughty boy!

 

[Dylan]

On a scale of 1-10, how badly am I missed on FIFAUW? 1 being extremely and 10 being very.

 

[Lionheart]

Coaster's Question:​

What made you become a vegetarian?

I don't really know. I was born this way tbh. Never liked the idea of eating the meat of dead animals since childhood. So I refused to eat the meat if it happened to me on my plate, & by that everybody in the family (uncles, aunts, cousins, etc.) could identify my plate just by looking at it (since all the meat was picked & pushed to the side of the plate), when everybody was done eating. They all knew how I roll & made fun of me on some occasions, which I didn't give a fuck of course.

Fitzy's Question:​

Have you ever tried bull testicles? Were they chewy?

No, but I've seen people eating those of a sheep, which almost made me puke. I had to leave the room. Mind fucked tbh. Imagine a guy who doesn't like eating meat, witnesses people eating sheep's balls. hgodwhy:

Cal's Question:​

Tell us more about Burak.

Sweet, humble guy. Great character, nicley built, well educated, respectful & polite. Doesn't do drugs. No bullshit. The complete package tbh. If it was up to me, I couldn't find a better guy for my sis, than him. If I were a girl I would date him. Well... I guess that pretty much explains why he's with my little sis. Perhaps because the big brother approves. As I told you yesterday, it was his birthday. We all went to a bar with his friends & shit, celebrating. Was pretty fun. Wish you could be there.

Dylan's Question:​

On a scale of 1-10, how badly am I missed on FIFAUW? 1 being extremely and 10 being very.

9 tbh. Didn't give a 10 like those scumbag teachers who never give a student an A+, no matter how good they are. okerface:

The whole crew is pretty much upset/sad with you tbh. Can't just stop rolling like that. If you were a not so important player, nobody would have given a fuck. But not long ago I wrote a post in the FIFAUW thread explaining how important your role was in FIFA 11 & 12, & I don't see why it wouldn't be any different in 13.

I'd say I pretty much know your character & how you roll, & all I gotta say is just you're missing out tbh. J, C & me are having so much fun with this shit. If you join it would be more epic.

Come on... be a good boy & go get yourself a copy. It'll be fun. I swear.

 

[Devious]

Give these cats names of the FIF members :excitedeyes: :

:excitedeyes:

 

[I4E]

A couple words to describe the following:

Universe
Dyna27
Dino
Blackmore
N4l
Browha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Enz
Choppin onions
buzzdick
Nyall
Willy
Coaster
The Wall
I4E
Handoyo
Pimpinainteasy
Snake
Hamsun
Monster09
Ana
Kato
Visca
Crdcolombian
Devious
Dylan

Do you have any calyces on your palms ?

If you walked into your bedroom and found Figo was fucking your wife/woman of your dreams/mother of your children, what would you do ?

Are the Aussies in this forum a bunch of arrogant schmuks ? And which one of us would you punch in the face ? (MUST PICK ONE)

Is Stefan a mythical creature ? If not, why do we never see any posts from him.

Besides standing near the bench on matchday, What the fuck does Figo do at Inter ???

 

[Universe]

Y up so late ife? Waiting for the wi4e to sleep so you can have a mad fap?

I'm some cunt part-time worker / university student and I ain't got SHIT to do tomorrow so I can stay up til 4am but what's your (Australian) story? (featuring Kerry O'brian or whichever dickhead hosts that cunt show)

 

[Lionheart]

Give these cats names of the FIF members :excitedeyes:

Martijn

Nyall

Nobody tbh. We don't have cute, innocent members like this.

Universe Bwahaha

Hal

Ehsan tbh

Michael

La_Brujita

Raul Duke

Dino

Blackmore

Visca

Cal & Jerry

Nate

Dylan, He just doesn't want (iPhone, FIFA)

Pajo

FIFAUW Crew

 

[I4E]

Y up so late ife? Waiting for the wi4e to sleep so you can have a mad fap?

I'm some cunt part-time worker / university student and I ain't got SHIT to do tomorrow so I can stay up til 4am but what's your (Australian) story? (featuring Kerry O'brian or whichever dickhead hosts that cunt show)

I just coughed my internal organs out from choking on my laughter.....

Give me a min..... Whooo.....

Firstly, fuck that Kerry o'brien cunt ! Why does he have a girls name ? If that show was hosted by a drunk Karl Stefanovic and a naked Sonija Kruger, I'd consider watching it.

Been out with a couple of the guys. Not back at work till Wednsday. May nod off soon for a few hrs sleep before the game, but I'll see how that goes as I've smashed a few vodka Redbulls ! What a fuckin stupid drink that is !

 

[Lionheart]

A couple words to describe the following:

Universe:
Funny, cool, black Korean, creative, FIF OG, secret AUW admirer still in the closet but coming out soon. I like him.

Dyna27:
Has understood the system & how shit works. Common opinion on the fuck Bayern issue.

Dino:
GOAT. Da GAUWD. Scored a goal today in the 81' min :work: http://www.livescore.com/default.dll/game?comp=holland1&game=616068

Blackmore:
Missed tbh. Trolling FIF was more fun with him around. FIF OG.

N4l:
Don't know him that good tbh. But I've noticed that his name being mentioned on FIF a lot.

Browha:
Don't know him that good tbh.

Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos:
VasiliAUWs! Secret AUW admirer like Universe. Has the ability to filter unnecessary shit & bring stuff to the point. FIF OG. Didn't vote for Figo for LGI Y he change his flag so often though?

Pajo:
Fun guy. I'm jelous of all his Interisti crew he hangs out & watches the games with. This how you have fun supporting a club. Not like me, watching Inter games alone behind my PC, with dick hanging out, searching SopCast links & talking to myself.

Fitzy:
Probably Hal's neighbor. Yours too tbh. Likes posts.

Raul Duke:
Cool bro. Likes his avatar very much. No wonder actually. The guy who did it, must be one classy dude.

Enz:
Don't know him tbh. (with all due respect)

Choppin onions:
I really wanna know how he came up with that name. One of FIF's mysteries to me.

buzzdick:
Don't know him tbh. (with all due respect)

Nyall:
Won us the Champions League but then his game threads turned to WOAT from GOAT, just like a Inter.

Willy:
He too far away man. Y U No live in Europe somewhere around the corner? Likes to work at EA in the future.

Coaster:
Advanced thread-opening-skills.

The Wall:
Is it me not noticing or he doesn't post that often somehow?

I4E:
Deserved FIF best newcomer tbh. Fun to talk & troll around with.

Handoyo:
HandAUW! Broke my heart though when he voted "Figo for LGI" with no.

Pimpinainteasy:
Don't know that well tbh. (with all due respect)

Snake:
Ex-FIFAUW starter. Sometimes, when it's just the pre-season, he posts from his HTC One X using Tapatalk 2.

Hamsun:
Don't know that well tbh. (with all due respect)

Monster09:
Uhhh, is this the Manchester United guy?

Ana:
The angel of FIF :heart: I'm secretly married to her.

Kato:
Wish there were more female members like her on FIF.

Visca:
Wrong choice tbh... wrong choice.

Crdcolombian:
El Guaro!!! El Guaro!!!

Devious:
:excitedeyes: I thank him for being around.

Dylan:
DyliAUWs! Come back, son! come back!

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Do you have any calyces on your palms?

I googled calyces, but all it came up was the picture of a bunch of kidneys. WTF is that shit anyway?

If you walked into your bedroom and found Figo was fucking your wife/woman of your dreams/mother of your children, what would you do?

:foreveralone: Wife? What wife?

Are the Aussies in this forum a bunch of arrogant schmuks? And which one of us would you punch in the face? (MUST PICK ONE)

Arrogant schmuks? Not that I've noticed tbh. Punch one in the face? I'll let you write your names on a paper & we'll draw. I'll gladly punch the winner.

Is Stefan a mythical creature? If not, why do we never see any posts from him.

Damn... now that you've said it! You're right! Where the fuck is he?

Besides standing near the bench on matchday, What the fuck does Figo do at Inter ???

Why else you think we've been winning our matches? All this angel gotta do is just stand there & let his positive energy & bossness get to the players & influence their game. The rest will get automatically done by itself. In the power of Figo we trust :heart:

 

[Fapuccino]

I heard this rumour that your heart wasn't that of a lion, but a cow ?

 

[nurko]

I'll just jump in with a question:

Do you like Indomie Mi Goreng noodles ?

 

[king_elnino]

I'll just jump in with a question:

Do you like Indomie Mi Goreng noodles ?

LOL.. Indomie already hit bosnia?
Man, dont eat that too often, its not good yo.

 

[nurko]

LOL.. Indomie already hit bosnia?
Man, dont eat that too often, its not good yo.

I've sent you a private message in order to stay on topic here

 

[Dylan]

calluses

 

[Pimpin]

are you aware that Lions eat meat?

 

[Doffy]

is your bloodgroup rh- ?






:serious:

 

[dynasty27]

So Rihanna walks into your hotel room, butt ass naked, what would you do?