Dear friends, family & fella Interisti,
Since it falls within my responsibility to announce the next person to be interviewed, I'm sorry to inform you that I've decided that there will be no more interviews until further notice. Fuck each & everyone of you cuz y'all are ugly fucks to me & I hate your guts. I also don't wanna know more about your miserable lives, what you do, what you eat, who you fuck & who fucks you.
To me, y'all a bunch of fat, low-life cunts, living in yo' mother's basement. If you still feel the urge of interviewing someone, go ahead & sit in front of my naked ass & interview him. I'm sure he will have some good, wise answers for yo' questions about the secrets of the world & life.
Last but certainly not least...
Forza Juve!!! Campioni d'Italia! 30 titles on the pitch CAN NOT be taken away.