I think this is my second thread in 3 years ,so, be nice.
Okay, mr Dylan:
1- Full name.
Dylan Curran (Spelled with a Y, none of this Dillon faggotry. Named after Dylan Thomas / Bob Dylan
2- Birthday and birthplace.
January '95, turning that golden drinking age in a few months. Preparing the liver.
3- What are your hobbies.
Making bad puns, laughing at the 16 year old slags passed out after a couple of cans of cider, procrastinating and general cuntishness.
4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates.
This, believe it or not, is the centre of my ''city''. Classy. Galway City, the wesht of Ireland.
5- Ireland > Scotland? Why?
Numerous reasons. . .I've lived in both so my opinion wouldn't be as biased as both. Although I must say Scotland is probably the closest country you'll get to Ireland. If they get their independance then it's quite similar.
The main reason Ireland>Scotland can be summed up in one word: The Craic (Crack). The sheer amount of shitehawking you can get away with and the attitute of the majority of the people is what I love.
6- Favourite all time football player?
Toughie. I go through phases but the Irish NT was what got me hooked on football so I'm tempted to say someone along the lines of Robbie Keane but I can't. Probably Zidane just as he's the man that still blows me away to this day.
7- Favourite all time Inter player?
Zanetti obviously, although Walter Samuel has always been a close second. I fucking love his no-nonsense shit. Makes me sad that the next generation of CB's are David Luiz's and Mascherano's (Also, what the fuck happened to this tough tackling DM boss?!)
-Zanetti
-Samuel
-Milito/Martins
8- Actual favourite player?
Currently, barring Zanetti, it might actually be Shane Long. Not even joking. I love his work rate and his overall ability. He doesn't really have a weakness. I hope one day he makes it as a regular for a Europa League/ lower CL team. There's a reason WBA are doing so well this year.
9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.
Big? I'm more for the general feel. 90% of bitches here wear push-up bra's and low cut tops that disappoint on so many levels so I'll go for ass right now. Traction job.
10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF.
In no particular order and taking into account humour, friendliness and post quality/quantity.
-Bibonzo
-Lionfap
-Uniderp
-Dinho
-Villy
-Fisty
-Callllllum
-Vasilos
-Hal
-Real Dick
Honourable mentions to those that either a)Don't post enough b) I don't care for enough but aren't on my ignore list. . .which is 1 person long. Guess. . .Ahmed, Jer, Blackie, I4E. . . age gap, N4L, Martijn, Pajo, Monster and Jaquez's post are beastly.
11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative
blivious
I suck cock at the formation thing but I'll give it a lash.
Nevermind, gotta do it the old way.
- - - - Coasterfreek - - - -
- Hal - Martijn - AntonTheBaked
- - -Brad - -Willy - -
Dino-I4E-Dara-Uni
----Vito-----
Vito: Stubborn as fuck and wouldn't let anything past.
Dino: (Had) Too much energy, also playing him on the left would amuse me greatly)
I4E: Experienced CB, think Sol Campbell, with less talent/abiltiy
Dara:
Uni: Something along the lines of raiding runs from deep, raiding underwear drawers. . .I don't know fuck you.
Brad and Willy as DM's: The combination of Blumpkin Boy and the Koke Kid would stop any attack.
Hal: '''Sup Quaresma''
Martijn: He's Dutch, therefore he's creative. Nvm Van Bumhole or any of them.
Anton: I wouldn't expect too mcuh work rate from him, but I'd say once in a while he'd pull off something spectacular while wrecked and we'd all laugh. . .at him.
Coasterfreek: Target man, we all launch shit at him every now an then. Luckily or not, it doesn't always stick.
12- Were you bullied in school because of your height? If yes, which was your nickname.
I'm in my last year of school, and not really the few jokes here and there but it's not like anyone gets away with anything without being visciously insulted. Also the fact that alot of them are skinny as fuck helps, basically stronger than them.
Only thing that sucks is bitches in high-heels, kinda annoying but fuck it. I'm ok with it.
13- What's your favourite meal?
Steak. Steak and chips with fuck loads of salt, vinegar mayonaisse and ketchup. Followed up by chocolate mouse after and washed down with a couple of non-shit beers.
14- Best username in the forum.
Dylan. Paddy O'Furniture
Devious, Chopping Onions, Il Maestro. Can't really decide.
15- How did you find this place.
My cousin is a Juventus fan and he told me about it. Aged 13. . .:datass:
16- What's your favourite music?
Changes and goes through phases. Favourite band is probably Queens of the Stone Age
17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex?
Irish house parties? Basically, the tradition is for the owner to pass out then everything's fine. I had one and my chair was thrown out of a three story window. . .great memories. . .hazy but great. Finding champagne at some guys house for the first time, beats the hell out of E1 cans of piss.
1 and 2 just lead to whiskey dick though so no lovely stains in the bed next morning.
18- What are your goals.
I'll be in college in less than 6 months yet I have no clue what to do. Mainly just coast around and enjoy myself.
19- Describe the following members with in less than 5 words:
Ana
Brazillian in my books
ADRossi
Internation Fixtures thread dweller
Cal
PASS THE FUCKING BALL
Coasterfreek
Everybody dislikes Chris, I don't. <3
Crzdcolombian
Only understood him name months ago. 6. . .shit.
Dino
Where is my crazy Bosnian hoe?
Handoyo
Paypal Genius
Stefan
Fucking Prawns! District 9 sucks
Pajo
Popov and Long, star WBA players
Snake
Fellow shorty, Galway connections
La Brujita
Has job, no time. . .
Jer
Nev R Posts
N4L
Opinionated
Universe
Wanted
Vasilios
I always imagine you as Recoba because of your avatar. . .
Jacquez
Articulate
I4E
Reckless Youth
Fifts10fzf20
Empathy towards potential kids.
Raul Dick
Ausraliam. . .
Lionheart
Power Fap
Fitzy
Envious of the Ozzy crew, am I.
eNz
What's the name of your other account?
Blackmore
Black no more
Pimpinainteasy
It should be
NeonBlade
Hyperbole. Waste of bad username. No offence it's just your Milito shit makes me very angry
Martjin
Barca banged his gal.
Visca
Wrong neighbourhood
Chopping Onions
WTF does it even mean
Dyna
27? Prediction of Pandy?
The Divine Terza
Divine avatar.
Ed.
Edd and Eddy
Browha
Arsene Wenger
Willy
Villy! That gif avatar ages ago!