Interview with Dylan

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How are you?
 

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Dylan. You son of a bitch.

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Great, finally get an interview thread and I get sick. If I had a phone from this century I may have been able to answer them in bed but, alas, no.


Have you traveled outside of Ireland before? And if so, where?

Spain a few times, Enlgand. . .distant non-blood related relatives, been to Milano once. It's all good. Went for a stadium tour when I was like 11 and they let me piss in the Milan dressing room 'cause I looked like a 9 year old or something :awyeah:, bad aim. One of my prodest moments :proud:


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Do you still appreciate the name baby thighs?

Don't know where it came from tbh, maybe when I get older I'll see the b-e-a-uty of it

Can you tell me why your thighs are so white and hairless?

That's pretty much a false statement right there

Can I touch them...?

Well. . .who am I to deny you?

What emotions did you feel when we were playing FIFA and only you & I had mics...?

Awkwardness, the feeling that I couldn't understand a word. The mental picture of you as Brian (Bryan?) Cranston from MAlcom in the Middle as I thought you were Hal . . .I don't know.

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dYLAAAN HeY dAYlaaan... hey daaayLAAAN. answer my questiostions pleases

9- What is the thing that gets you really mad? dont worry I wont do it. I promise.

Meh, it's more little things

4- Boobs or Arses?

Already been answered. Depends on the mood.

17- Do you lick the girl`s body and kiss it up and down and touches it softly and eat it in foreplay? are you horny now?

Black widow shtyle.

2- Dont you think that eNz is underrated?

Philosophical shtuff right there. Neither overrated nor underrated.

91- When the day comes, and they say all over the news that it`s the end, what will be the last thing to do before going without coming back?

Get absolutely destroyed of any substance at hand. See what happens.

8- Do you know that the so called aliens are actually living on our planet underground and that they`re trolling us with all that UFO crap?

Yes. I know.

5- Any regrets? like joining this community? or like not fucking Emma Watson when she begged you to after seeing your naked photos?

Stopping playing football. Not eating proper food for the first 10 years of my life, this fat girl. . .list goes on.

2- Do you know that we are born to give birth to new individuals and then to die. dont you think that this is abit humiliating and really fucking devastating for our ego?

Not really, my ego's fucking great.

2- If you to choose between 1- To end life on this earth expect for you, Emma Watson, Monica Belluci and Jessica Alba and with alot of food, beers, video games and plenty of birth control pills. 2- To end life on this earth expect for FIF and Serie A. which one would you choose?

Great question, I might trade Emma Watson for a friend though, I mean my main memory of her is when she was like 11 and I was like 10 so. . .bit creepy. Yeah, option 1. Fuck you guys.

2- Do you think that we are the luckiest generation in the human`s short history? I mean internet porno, live stream, video games, junk food with home delivery, having body guards to defend us while we set at home watching them on TV, air conditioners fucken air conditioners man!

Possibly, I mean the next generation will be great but then again they'll have to deal with overpopulation and shit. I'd hate that, coming from a guy living in a city with less than 40,000 people :lol:

2- Are you ready to kill when there is no other choice, like kill or get killed?

Sure, violent video games ftw.

2- Do you think that mental illness can be cured? if so can you please pm me with the doctor address? it`s for a .. friend.

Depends which kind. Some people just need a slap, others should fight it out and have their own violent society.

Thanks! :eek:blivious:

Your welcome.

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How hot are Irish chicks by comparison to Italian chicks, Spanish chicks, French chicks, and Swedish chicks?

With such a small population it's just a fact that there's going to be faaar less hot chicks than there are elsewhere. We get exchange students from Spain every year and generally they're nothing special. Seems to me it's just the hot ones you see out and about, not everyday. Luckily though copious amounts of alcohol are available to save the day.

Can you please explain the significance of the potato in Ireland

:proud:

The staple food of the Irish people. The Potatoe Famine of the 1840's, about a quarter of the people died and more emmigrated. No potatoes no party.


Who's more of a national hero: Keane in Ireland, or Falcao in Colombia?

Alot of people here don't appreciate the Keane as I do. They claim he didn't care enough about the NT and didn't perform as well as he did for Spurs. Fuck 'em. I love my Keane-o. One of European footballs top international goalscorers. Can't argue with that. Also the Duff-Keane ST partnership in 2002. . .fucking ridiculous for an Irish side.

What's the most memorable forum post you can recall? Include the actual post in your response, obvs

I can't think of one right now. I'll try and post it later if I remember.


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Same questions I asked Willy but whatever...

Which FIF member is most likely to:

Become a billionaire: Vito, I have a feeling he goes around to every forum in the world. Offers to stream games live for a mere $75 and before you know it. He's gone! :p
Shoot up a shopping centre/workplace: NeonBlade/Jaquez. 1) Milito misses a PK in EL final. 2)Sick of a world full of idiots.
Become a comedian: Hamsun
Host his/her/BuleWhale talkshow (what would it be called): Crzcolombian: Who wants to be a Falcillionaire. . . .I'm sorry that was dreadful.
Rage-quit FIF: Luk. . .Yuk . . .Hmm.
Go to prison: Anton, caught one too many times.
Die trying to out-drink Fitzy in a dingy Newcaslte pub: Me tbh, I was born in an area called Newcastle so it's fitting.
Start their own Religion/Cult: Devious. Easy.
Understand WTF Nerazzuri_Ninja is on about: God? Zarate?
Overtake Micheal in the "thank" count: That's Improbable.
Coach Inter and win a treble: Cambiasso
Name their firstborn son after me: Aussie wannabe
Inappropriatly touch a clown: Dev. . .
Become an evil dictator.Dev
Make a good Mod Hamsun
Make a terrible Mod Uni

Where do you see yourself in 15 years? (worst and best case scenario)

Worst: Living with my Mom, spending my days looking up news regarding Fifa 2030'something for PS6/7.
Best: Doing a job I enjoy, reasonable money. Polishing my U-12's City champions football medal ( genuine gold covering bitch)

Also provide a caption for this image.
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All about the samba hands.


...ps: love your work, keep it up.

:proud: I know.

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Are you known for the awful pickup lines or what kind of AUWful puns do you specialize in?

Never, can't imagine that working ever. Ever. Just saying stupid stuff. . .hoping someone gets it.

Also what is the best city/region in Ireland to be at and why?

Just stay away from the north and the midlands and you'll be grand.
 

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How are you liking the thanks-boost an interview thread gets you so far?
 

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Why didn't you answer my question in the first post of this page?
 

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size or motion of the ocean?

Luckily I'm set in both departments. Also in the modesty area.

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How are you liking the thanks-boost an interview thread gets you so far?

I feel my self-worth just skyrocketing

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Why didn't you answer my question in the first post of this page?

I was mesmorised by Pajo's beast. . .



































































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Fuck Dylan... I'm at work and opened this page and looked at your picture just when my boss walked by behind me :lol:
 

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Fuck Dylan... I'm at work and opened this page and looked at your picture just when my boss walked by behind me :lol:

:lol:

I'm at home fapping and eating a 170g tube of Smarties.
 

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Fuck Dylan... I'm at work and opened this page and looked at your picture just when my boss walked by behind me :lol:
yoUr boss must be (like)
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Shit is fuori classe! Love me some love-hate-frenemy-relatioship with CAL!
 

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Dylan's avatar looks too much like my brother tbh...
 

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:lol:

I'm at home fapping and eating a 170g tube of Smarties.

Did you just call for sick to fap and a tube of smarties? :notbad:
 

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1.Do you prefer to read fiction or nonfiction? Explain your choice.

2.Would ever play drinkin games with fizty?

3.What disease frightens you?

4.If you had to eat one of these 4 things to survive what would it be?
-Tarantula
-Scorpian
-Analrapist ass piece
-Koala's ear

5.do you get high off of your ball sweat?

6.If God was afk and you could make a FIF member god for a week who would he be?

7.If you tatooed a "W" on each of your buttocks when you bend down what would it say?
-ww
-wowo
-oow
-wow

8.You must troll rename the followin FIF names to your choice:

#Universe
#Fizty
#Devious
#Coast3rfr33k
#TsU(That's Unpossible)
#Willy
#FCBarca
#wera


You can thank me for those wonderful questions.

GPS to 'thank button' :dario:

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