Interview with Dylan

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I think this is my second thread in 3 years ,so, be nice.

Okay, mr Dylan:

1- Full name.

2- Birthday and birthplace.

3- What are your hobbies.

4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates.

5- Ireland > Scotland? Why?

6- Favourite all time football player?

7- Favourite all time Inter player?

8- Actual favourite player?

9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF.

11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative :eek:blivious:)

12- Were you bullied in school because of your height? If yes, which was your nickname.

13- What's your favourite meal?

14- Best username in the forum.

15- How did you find this place.

16- What's your favourite music?

17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex?

18- What are your goals.

19- Describe the following members with in less than 5 words:

Ana
ADRossi
Cal
Coasterfreek
Crzdcolombian
Dino
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Stefan
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La Brujita
Jer
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Universe
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Raul Dick
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eNz
Blackmore
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NeonBlade
Martjin
Visca
Chopping Onions
Dyna
The Divine Terza
Ed.
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Willy
 
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Ana
ADRossi
Cal
Coasterfreek
Crzdcolombian
Dino
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Stefan
Pajo
Snake
...
I see that you started putting names in alphabetical order but then just thought "Fuck it".
 

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From 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, how much do you like living in Ireland?

Have you ever mistakenly notice Ivory Coast flag as Ireland's?

Do you play GAA?

What's Irish traditional food other than fish and chips and alcohol?

West or East of Ireland? Why?

Do you support any local football clubs? :dino:

How much will you take to jump off Cliff of Moher?

Have you ever thought of being part of One Direction like that boy from Mullingar? Why not?
 

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Dylan,

1. You're awesome.

2. Why are you so underrated?

3. If my brother still resided in Galwizzle, would you catch up with him?

4. Do you ever wait for cows to pass before you can continue on the road?

5. How is the traffic when GUFC play?

6. Do you plan on joining the gazillion Irish that have moved to Australia?

7. Failte romhat?

8.
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9. Bitch, what's so funny to grin that stupid? :serious:
 

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If you ever played "Kill the dill with the pill" when you were younger, did people mistakenly just pummel you?
 

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Dylan - Is it ok if I call you son or boyo ?
 

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How did you discover Inter and support them? (noticed this wasn't asked).

Also, how good (or awful) are Barmbrack and Goody?

I'm curious if the infamous blood pudding, Coddle and Irish Stew are decent or not as well.
 
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You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one......GO
 

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It's very early in the morning, my. . .creative juices. . . aren't flowing yet so you'll have to wait a little longer.

Get it? A little longer?











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Are you skint or just a fuckin tight-Arse? (lack of fifa 13 and mobile telecommunication device from the 21st century)

Preferred position to play in fifauw?

Already know the answer and accompanying slagging to this one, but, do you prefer living in Scotland or Ireland?

Why did you live in Scotland anyway?

How come you dont follow the example of every other Irishman that has ever lived and support Celtic?

What do you want to do after leaving school?




and well, this isnt really a question, just a statement but.......tbh....Im now prepared to admit that Shane Long is a wee bit better than David Goodwillie :l
 

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A FIF member calls you and sais 'I need to hide a body' who dat and what has happened.

What is your favourite part of the Unpossible series?

Salary cap in football: yes or no and why.

5 biggest cunts [non football]?

your top three 'stress relief' pieces of fiction after readin' a lame post?

heijyncxksfafwa or Ffi201zi002tlis?

What's the best piece of hookup advice you've ever received?

does your milkshakes bring all the boys to your yard?

why can't i think of another question?
 

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I think this is my second thread in 3 years ,so, be nice.

Okay, mr Dylan:

1- Full name.

Dylan Curran (Spelled with a Y, none of this Dillon faggotry. Named after Dylan Thomas / Bob Dylan

2- Birthday and birthplace.

January '95, turning that golden drinking age in a few months. Preparing the liver.

3- What are your hobbies.

Making bad puns, laughing at the 16 year old slags passed out after a couple of cans of cider, procrastinating and general cuntishness.

4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates.


This, believe it or not, is the centre of my ''city''. Classy. Galway City, the wesht of Ireland.

5- Ireland > Scotland? Why?

Numerous reasons. . .I've lived in both so my opinion wouldn't be as biased as both. Although I must say Scotland is probably the closest country you'll get to Ireland. If they get their independance then it's quite similar.

The main reason Ireland>Scotland can be summed up in one word: The Craic (Crack). The sheer amount of shitehawking you can get away with and the attitute of the majority of the people is what I love.


6- Favourite all time football player?

Toughie. I go through phases but the Irish NT was what got me hooked on football so I'm tempted to say someone along the lines of Robbie Keane but I can't. Probably Zidane just as he's the man that still blows me away to this day.

7- Favourite all time Inter player?

Zanetti obviously, although Walter Samuel has always been a close second. I fucking love his no-nonsense shit. Makes me sad that the next generation of CB's are David Luiz's and Mascherano's (Also, what the fuck happened to this tough tackling DM boss?!)
-Zanetti
-Samuel
-Milito/Martins


8- Actual favourite player?

Currently, barring Zanetti, it might actually be Shane Long. Not even joking. I love his work rate and his overall ability. He doesn't really have a weakness. I hope one day he makes it as a regular for a Europa League/ lower CL team. There's a reason WBA are doing so well this year.


9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

Big? I'm more for the general feel. 90% of bitches here wear push-up bra's and low cut tops that disappoint on so many levels so I'll go for ass right now. Traction job.

10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF.

In no particular order and taking into account humour, friendliness and post quality/quantity.
-Bibonzo
-Lionfap
-Uniderp
-Dinho
-Villy
-Fisty
-Callllllum
-Vasilos
-Hal
-Real Dick

Honourable mentions to those that either a)Don't post enough b) I don't care for enough but aren't on my ignore list. . .which is 1 person long. Guess. . .Ahmed, Jer, Blackie, I4E. . . age gap, N4L, Martijn, Pajo, Monster and Jaquez's post are beastly.



11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative :eek:blivious:)

I suck cock at the formation thing but I'll give it a lash.
Nevermind, gotta do it the old way.

- - - - Coasterfreek - - - -
- Hal - Martijn - AntonTheBaked
- - -Brad - -Willy - -
Dino-I4E-Dara-Uni
----Vito-----

Vito: Stubborn as fuck and wouldn't let anything past.
Dino: (Had) Too much energy, also playing him on the left would amuse me greatly)
I4E: Experienced CB, think Sol Campbell, with less talent/abiltiy
Dara: :awyeah:
Uni: Something along the lines of raiding runs from deep, raiding underwear drawers. . .I don't know fuck you.
Brad and Willy as DM's: The combination of Blumpkin Boy and the Koke Kid would stop any attack.
Hal: '''Sup Quaresma''
Martijn: He's Dutch, therefore he's creative. Nvm Van Bumhole or any of them.
Anton: I wouldn't expect too mcuh work rate from him, but I'd say once in a while he'd pull off something spectacular while wrecked and we'd all laugh. . .at him.
Coasterfreek: Target man, we all launch shit at him every now an then. Luckily or not, it doesn't always stick.



12- Were you bullied in school because of your height? If yes, which was your nickname.

I'm in my last year of school, and not really the few jokes here and there but it's not like anyone gets away with anything without being visciously insulted. Also the fact that alot of them are skinny as fuck helps, basically stronger than them.
Only thing that sucks is bitches in high-heels, kinda annoying but fuck it. I'm ok with it.


13- What's your favourite meal?

Steak. Steak and chips with fuck loads of salt, vinegar mayonaisse and ketchup. Followed up by chocolate mouse after and washed down with a couple of non-shit beers.

14- Best username in the forum.

Dylan. Paddy O'Furniture

Devious, Chopping Onions, Il Maestro. Can't really decide.


15- How did you find this place.

My cousin is a Juventus fan and he told me about it. Aged 13. . .:datass:

16- What's your favourite music?

Changes and goes through phases. Favourite band is probably Queens of the Stone Age

17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex?

Irish house parties? Basically, the tradition is for the owner to pass out then everything's fine. I had one and my chair was thrown out of a three story window. . .great memories. . .hazy but great. Finding champagne at some guys house for the first time, beats the hell out of E1 cans of piss.

1 and 2 just lead to whiskey dick though so no lovely stains in the bed next morning.


18- What are your goals.

I'll be in college in less than 6 months yet I have no clue what to do. Mainly just coast around and enjoy myself.

19- Describe the following members with in less than 5 words:

Ana Brazillian in my books
ADRossi Internation Fixtures thread dweller
Cal PASS THE FUCKING BALL
Coasterfreek Everybody dislikes Chris, I don't. <3
Crzdcolombian Only understood him name months ago. 6. . .shit.
Dino Where is my crazy Bosnian hoe?
Handoyo Paypal Genius
Stefan Fucking Prawns! District 9 sucks
Pajo Popov and Long, star WBA players
Snake Fellow shorty, Galway connections
La Brujita Has job, no time. . .:(
Jer Nev R Posts
N4L Opinionated
Universe Wanted
Vasilios I always imagine you as Recoba because of your avatar. . .
Jacquez Articulate
I4E Reckless Youth
Fifts10fzf20 Empathy towards potential kids.
Raul Dick :palm: Ausraliam. . .:palm:
Lionheart Power Fap
Fitzy Envious of the Ozzy crew, am I.
eNz What's the name of your other account?
Blackmore Black no more
Pimpinainteasy It should be
NeonBlade Hyperbole. Waste of bad username. No offence it's just your Milito shit makes me very angry
Martjin Barca banged his gal.
Visca Wrong neighbourhood
Chopping Onions WTF does it even mean
Dyna 27? Prediction of Pandy?
The Divine Terza Divine avatar.
Ed. Edd and Eddy
Browha Arsene Wenger
Willy Villy! That gif avatar ages ago!


:challenge:

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I like how your flag has been changed, god damn Indonesians!

From 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, how much do you like living in Ireland?

9.9 The only reason I don't like it are the fucking knackers. Not travellers, they're grand if they keep to themselves but the ones that going around acting like fucking degenrates ruin the country then they demand fucking welfare? Get t'fuck.


Have you ever mistakenly notice Ivory Coast flag as Ireland's?

When I was in primary school in Scotland around the time I was 9 I saw a handrawn picture of the flag the wrong way around. For some gammy international day love fest. Changed that shit around

Do you play GAA?

I wish I had started Gaelic Football when I was younger, would have loved it. it's the sport that hones the skills of Seamus Coleman and Shane Long, how could I not like it? Also hurling is amazing to watch live!

What's Irish traditional food other than fish and chips and alcohol?

Stew, which is just beef and some vegetables. Potatoes x 100000. I can't remember a Sunday in my life where I didn't have a spud.

West or East of Ireland? Why?

Westside! Basically I wouln't like to live in Dublin, the people who visit Ireland and stay around the east are missing the amaing views and greenery of the west. Such amazing landscape

Do you support any local football clubs? :dino:

I went to Galway Utd games when I was younger but they're fucked financially and merged with a tiny club that I've played with/ against their youth teams and was at their average level. Let's put it this way, if you want to play for their youth team, all you have to do is show up to the trails on time.

How much will you take to jump off Cliff of Moher?

And die of the rocks? Hmmm . . .fiver? I need to visit the Puffin Hole though, wanna see that.

Have you ever thought of being part of One Direction like that boy from Mullingar? Why not?

Yao. That is all.


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Dylan,

1. You're awesome.

I try.

2. Why are you so underrated?

Racism me thinks. I was once very offended during my opening thread, set the tone for my FIF stay

3. If my brother still resided in Galwizzle, would you catch up with him?

I'm going to NUIG next year so I probably would. Or else just shout out your name at every guy who looks remotely like you. So yes.

4. Do you ever wait for cows to pass before you can continue on the road?

Hahaha, yes I live near the ''backroads'' as they call them and the odd tme you do. The smell of shite is annoying but you get used to to it.

5. How is the traffic when GUFC play?

I'm never around that area on a Friday night but when I used to be, it wasn't too bad. Only a couple of roads saw much action.


6. Do you plan on joining the gazillion Irish that have moved to Australia?

I'd be shit scared of everything that can kill you. Spiders should be no bigger than my finger in my mind and none of this Huntsman shit. Although I may have to get a job somehwere. . .

7. Failte romhat?

Can I go to the bathroom? And red dog. I love sweet cake. And Sharon O'Folan. There's a jumper on me. There's clouds in the sky. Give me the cake!


8.
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?

Wasn't in use, needed a sig :work:

9. Bitch, what's so funny to grin that stupid? :serious:

It tickles my fancy.



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---------- Post added at 17:26 ---------- Previous post was at 17:24 ----------

If you ever played "Kill the dill with the pill" when you were younger, did people mistakenly just pummel you?

Nah, we just play uppie-uppies. Much more violent. Drop the ball you get assaulted. Simple things are the best

---------- Post added at 17:29 ---------- Previous post was at 17:26 ----------

Dylan - Is it ok if I call you son or boyo ?

Dara says son, boyo has a ring to it. I'll allow it.


What is your most preferred beer?

Inexpericened in that fact I can't even get my own drink. I usallly just drink cheap straight vodka on a night out for financial/ transport issues but other than the E1 cans (500ml, none of this 330 shit) if I'm only planning to relax I'd probably just grab a few Coronas. I'm not really into drinking for the taste these days. It's quite common here but not sure if thaat sounds bad on here. . .Anywhoo.

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How did you discover Inter and support them? (noticed this wasn't asked).

Championship Manager 2001. My cousin had it when we were young and as he was a Juventus fan, if I wanted to play multiplayer I had to pick a team from the same league. They had a pretty good player called Ronaldo in the game so that made my decision easier. Just kicked off from there and grew as the years went on. I was often asked why didn't I support a EPL club and after the treble I felt as if everyone I told afterwards just thought I hopped on the Mourinho bandwagon.

Also, how good (or awful) are Barmbrack and Goody?

Breac? Meh, at the end of the day it's just bread. Raisins and butter on a warm one is tasty enough though.
Goody? Just looked it up there, never heard of it. Looks like more bread. . .


I'm curious if the infamous blood pudding, Coddle and Irish Stew are decent or not as well.

I like black pudding, but white never really got me hooked. Coddle and Irish stew are similar but I rarely have them. Whenever I do they're delicious though. Meat and spuds, can't go wrong.

Fuck your minimum of 1 characters.

Fuck your minimum of 1 characters.

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Rosie O'donnell

Barbara Walters


Oprah


You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one......GO

Wish I hadn't looked up that Barbara one and now had to decide. Could have done a blindfolded fucking on her.

Marry Oprah, dat cash.
Kill Rosie, the fuck kinda name is that for a grown woman.
Fuck Walters, Jonathan Walters is 8055 therefore, . . .meh.
 

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Do you like rugby? play it or watch it? Who's your fave Irish NT rugby player?

Do you think Galway traffic is very confusing?

What's your fave restaurant in Galway?

Have you ever given some money to someone older like I4E to buy a drink or cigs for you?

If you were locked in a small room, would u rather be with Hamsun or Analrapist?

Oh, btw, I changed my flag bcs I felt you're just too lonely as the only irish around.. :kiss:
 

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Are you skint or just a fuckin tight-Arse? (lack of fifa 13 and mobile telecommunication device from the 21st century)

Being called a tightarse by a Scotsman :howler:
the-scotsman-cart-a.jpg


I basically have 0 source of income and need to spend my money on drink to be honest. Fuck all else to do around here. Also I don't have time for much playstation unless I wanna repeat this year again. Which I will NOT be doing. The phone, I'm a lazy cunt.

Preferred position to play in fifauw?

I really don't have one, I like switching. Depending on my mood but I prefer DM, CB or sometimes AM.

Already know the answer and accompanying slagging to this one, but, do you prefer living in Scotland or Ireland?

I only lived in Scotland from 3-10 so I never really experienced it's shitness when I was old enough to understand so I actually have fond memories of it. The people have no idea they joy you experience when you hear your school is cancelled for the day because of the snow :)

Why did you live in Scotland anyway?

Parents got offered a job there when I was born and did training there then got a job back home

How come you dont follow the example of every other Irishman that has ever lived and support Celtic?

Well we do but it's rarely the subject of conversation, I know one guy who actually says his favourite team is Celtic so whenever someone says that there's never any insults or ''ManU are shite, Fuck Lpool'' comments. Basically you are the reason I can't talk about them winning with a sense of small pride as in truth I know fuck all about them.

What do you want to do after leaving school?

There's some sports and excercise engineering course in my city that I'm looking into now, basically it's the only thing I know I wouldn't just drop out of from boredom after a few months so we'll see how that goes.



and well, this isnt really a question, just a statement but.......tbh....Im now prepared to admit that Shane Long is a wee bit better than David Goodwillie :l

Yes, Thank you. I haven't heard of Goodwillie's name anywhere for ages. Hopefully Darren Fletcher comes back to international soon :)

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?

I failed my last physics test. . .SO who knows

A FIF member calls you and sais 'I need to hide a body' who dat and what has happened.

Avoiding the obvious Uni answer, I'd say it was Dara. His boss blocked all porn sites in the office.

What is your favourite part of the Unpossible series?

I used to dislike Unpossible at first, but I think it was his post in the Pixxie Lott thread that changed my mind.

Salary cap in football: yes or no and why.

No, if clubs wanna offer ridiculous shit to players like Bramble and co. let them. I do however, hope that clubs in MOUNTAINS of debt get some kind of NON-FOOTBALLING punishment.

5 biggest cunts [non football]?

-Lee Evans, you're not fucking funny you sweaty little tit.
-My Biology teacher
-Knackers ( See: NED's, travellers, shams, Chavs etc
-People who claim to be dyslexic or something but are just a thick fuck
-The guy from the Go Compare ad. Just die.



your top three 'stress relief' pieces of fiction after readin' a lame post?

-The Terminal, must have seen this movie about 15 times. Don't even like it that much just in the habit of always seeing it.

-Pele's autobiography

-QuickFap.


heijyncxksfafwa or Ffi201zi002tlis?

Christ no.

What's the best piece of hookup advice you've ever received?

If you can't lift her, don't shift her.

does your milkshakes bring all the boys to your yard?

Not always, but frequently

why can't i think of another question?

Dyslexia?
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Do you like rugby? play it or watch it? Who's your fave Irish NT rugby player?

I enjoy watching Ireland matches but that's it. I'd play it at school just to kill some little 1st years but not properly. Paul O'Connell, absolue TANK!

Do you think Galway traffic is very confusing?

I'm not driving yet but I do see why someone from outside the city would think it's a mess, because it is. The magic roundabout down by headford is a shithole.

What's your fave restaurant in Galway?

Milano's on Dominic St. Check it out. Garlic dough balls. . . . .Sweet Jesus.


Have you ever given some money to someone older like I4E to buy a drink or cigs for you?

I don't smoke but my tried it with drink and he got ripped off. It always ends badly for them so unless I personally know the guy, someone I'm with will have an ID. Me in a few months. . .hot damn. By the way, where are you living nowadays? Ever been to Galway?

If you were locked in a small room, would u rather be with Hamsun or Analrapist?

Analrapist, he's a handsome dude.

Oh, btw, I changed my flag bcs I felt you're just too lonely as the only irish around.. :kiss:


:lick:

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I also hate this ad so much that I have to mute my tv everytime it came on.



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