Shahz, don't you agree that there are some similarities between you and the character Todd from Scrubs? 
and why?
I took a quiz on facebook, which Scrubs character am I, and well I was Todd.
I do spot some similarities, but there are quite a few major differences
1) We both are perverted, but Todd likes to show his pervert-ness to ladies, I on the other hand pretend to a respectful man around ladies.
2) Todd stuffs himself, I dont need to stuff myself. And if there was a need to stuff myself, like one of my parents were Chinese or Indian or something, I still wouldn't.
3) Todd might be gay, he likes giving out gay compliments to fellow workers. I think he might be a closet homosexual, trying to use his pervertness to over compensate for the fact, that he is actually gay.
AND BELIEVE ME, when I say, I am extremely anti-gay. I follow westboro church on their gay rules.
1. Is ur real name Shahz?
Its Shahzaib, Shahz just sounds a lot cooler.
2. How old are you?
I personally believe, that you are only as old as you think you are. And I usually think high school, so I would say around 17-18.
3. What major are you studying?
Accounting/Auditing :nerd:
4. Where do u see urself 5 yrs from now?
In play boy mansion.
On a serious note, probably on an audit assignment.
auditing Adriana Lima.
5. Who is the most hated person in the world for you?
Political anwser: Bush.
6. Why do u hate England NT so much?
Do you believe in love at first sight?? I believe in hate at first sight. I saw English team in the 98 WC and was completely disgusted by it. They say about hate at first sight, is that it usually doesnt last long, your hate would decrease, once you get to know some one better, but my hatred for English team just kept on increasing.
Doesn't Shahz mean king?
Probably. I know Shah means King, I dont know what my whole name Shahzaib means, probably king of porn or something.
When was the first time you got laid?
12th May 2006. Technically it became 13th though, but events leading it to were on the 12th, so I celebrate it on 12th every year.
High?
2 years ago, one of my mates put weed in a sheesha, and didnt tell me about it. I smoked up with out knowing I was smoking weed. I think he probably regrets it now, last year during camping, I stabbed him, and threw his body in the river, just for a couple of ecstasy pills.
Drunk?
once again 2 years ago. It was a dorm party, and I didnt use to drink at that time. I was in this chick's room who used to live down the hall from me, and every one there was drinking. And then this chick starts forcing me to drink. I can easily handle peer pressure, but when a hot young blondie with 36C cups, lays on top of you, and seductively tells you to drink, YOU DRINK!!!. I think she also regretted it later, every Saturday night, when I would come back hammered from a club or a pub, I would take a leak in front of her door. I dont even know why, it just seemed like such a good spot.
Pick an ethnicity for females you prefer:
Latinas, Italians, Black chicks, French, Native American (Cherokees), Pakistanis, Indians, Germans, Portguese, Phillipino...
I believe in loving females for who they are, and not for the colour of their skin.
And by who they are, I mean the boobs they have on them, the ass they have on them, their face as well, weight is very important as doing fat chicks is against my beliefs, height and all other physical attributes.
If I have to choose one though, I will go with Latinos.
Why do you live in a lame ass city like Toronto?
Cause there are no french faggots here??
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