Interview with Shahz

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Is it me, or is everyone over here now trying to pretend to be a wannabe pervert? Thats a Canadian thing man, seriously, you European fags should lay off it.

I meant a normal guy, not including a homosexual. Sue me, but I normally dont refer to a homo as a 'guy'. I am fine with you people, as long as you dont touch me, but I dont believe in the crap, that you are born addicted to di*cks. homosexuality is believing in something so much, that it actually starts appealing to you.
Run an experiment for me XL, start eating your own shit every day, and start believing that its the best food you can get in a day, in 5 years time, you'll start loving it.

Good shit. But don't kid yourself man. I'm of Polish ancestry and we all know there's a big difference between a lil' bit of kebab and a nice thick kielbasa.

Ohhh, you poor small poles. One of my very good friends is polish. really nice chap, but he is so insecure about himself, and rightly so. He has cuckold fantasy and I am the one who usually benefits from it. He is pretty good lookin, so the chicks aint half bad, them sexy poles. Poor guy, he has made a pact, that he will either marry a black or Pakistani girl, he doesnt want his son to suffer like him.
I read an article in newsweek, that 58% of the poles living abroad suffer from cuckold fantasy, maybe you guys should think about only moving to china or India.

But it's so adorable that you think 11 is an early age to be thinking about sex. Really, very cute. You must have been the perfect little angel. So innocent and without sin.

True. When I was in Kinder Garden, I would take my teacher with me to the wash room. She thought I didnt know how to wash, but I just wanted her to see it. Some thing that just turned me on. She thought I was adorable as well.
I got into kinky stuff at 11. You know the shit like the sweet smell of panties that havent been washed for 2 months, or the usual bondage stuff. Nice to know you were still thinking about chicks at 9, when did you come out of the closet?

 

[Adam]

Is it me, or is everyone over here now trying to pretend to be a wannabe pervert? Thats a Canadian thing man, seriously, you European fags should lay off it.

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was exclusive for Canadians to pretend to be perverted. If that's your thing, by all means.

I meant a normal guy, not including a homosexual. Sue me, but I normally dont refer to a homo as a 'guy'. I am fine with you people, as long as you dont touch me, but I dont believe in the crap, that you are born addicted to di*cks. homosexuality is believing in something so much, that it actually starts appealing to you.

Neither do I. I believe it's something that psychology will explain in the future.

Run an experiment for me XL, start eating your own shit every day, and start believing that its the best food you can get in a day, in 5 years time, you'll start loving it.

Why would I eat my shit when I can have pizza, kebab and hamburgers whenever I feel like it? Also, I'm sorry dude, but I'm not willing to go that far to prove you wrong.

Also, nice analogy. I'm sure that's not offensive to gay people.

Ohhh, you poor small poles. One of my very good friends is polish. really nice chap, but he is so insecure about himself, and rightly so. He has cuckold fantasy and I am the one who usually benefits from it. He is pretty good lookin, so the chicks aint half bad, them sexy poles. Poor guy, he has made a pact, that he will either marry a black or Pakistani girl, he doesnt want his son to suffer like him.
I read an article in newsweek, that 58% of the poles living abroad suffer from cuckold fantasy, maybe you guys should think about only moving to china or India.

I don't follow. Wouldn't he like it that you're banging his girl if he is cuckold?

True. When I was in Kinder Garden, I would take my teacher with me to the wash room. She thought I didnt know how to wash, but I just wanted her to see it. Some thing that just turned me on. She thought I was adorable as well.
I got into kinky stuff at 11. You know the shit like the sweet smell of panties that havent been washed for 2 months, or the usual bondage stuff. Nice to know you were still thinking about chicks at 9, when did you come out of the closet?

After reading your posts I decided dick was the way to go. Like Ewan Mcgregor chooses life at the end of "Trainspotting", I choose dick.

 

[Luka]

Ok, time for some serious questions

1. 3 things you like the most about:

Massimo M.
Mancio
Jose Mourinho

2. Same question, only change the word like with "hate".

3. The player you would do "anything" to come to the team and play for us. Timeline doesn't matter.

4. You are the coach of inter...

a) Zlatan is running towards you, about to knock you down after scoring in 93rd minute. Your reaction ?

b) 0-2 in the first game, 85 000 in the Meazza, you are drawing in the halftime 0-0. What you say to the boys in the locker room?

c) Last game of the season, Inter need a win to secure the scudetto and it is still a 0-0 on the scoreline. In 44th minute Burdisso makes his famous red-card Kung-Fu action, and gets sent off. 3 words you would like to tell him ?

5. Your favourite formation, you would like us to play, and why.

6. You go to sleep, you wake up, you don't know where you are, you don't know what time it is, you don't know what day it is.

Suddenly 20 year old, blonde, 180 cm tall, 80-60-80 tripplets come to your room, saying their plan worked. You were telleported to the planet where you are the only male, with the mission, of bringing the good oldfashion reproductive method work again. How long it is before you are lying on the floor unconshience ?

7. Your first words when the tripplets wake you up ? :]

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

I thought my Interview was over??

1. 3 things you like the most about:
Massimo M.
1) His passion for Inter. (no one can love Inter, like he does)
2) The fact that he has a huge wallet, to fund our transfers.
3) He is a very humble person, despite being extremely rich.

Mancio
1) His hairstyle
2) Respect to the man to led us to the Scudetto last term
3) He likes to rip on Milan.

Jose Mourinho
1) His accent
2) He's funny, used to light up the boring EPL.
3) He speaks his mind, and has guts.


2. Same question, only change the word like with "hate".

Massimo M.
1) He isnt really a football knowledgeable person, but likes to stick his nose in footballing situations, or atleast used to.
2) His trust in Mancini.
3) The fact that he is paying huge wages to Adriano and Viera.

Mancio
1) He is a drama queen
2) He was born with out balls.
3) He doesnt deserve his salary, when much better managers like Spaletti and Prandelli dont get paid quarter of that Mancini gets paid.

Jose Mourinho
1) He is arrogant as shit.
2) He is overrated.
3) He is also a drama queen, (the one with balls though)


3. The player you would do "anything" to come to the team and play for us. Timeline doesn't matter.
What do you mean by "anything". Is it the same "anything", that the Brazilian girl says, in my invigilation fantasy says when she wants to cheat? I aint doing that with a guy, no way, no player is that important.

The player I would have loved most to have at Inter is Maradona.
Currently, Messi.


4. You are the coach of inter...

a) Zlatan is running towards you, about to knock you down after scoring in 93rd minute. Your reaction ?
Lift up my knee a little bit, so that it hits Zlatan straight in the balls, when he jumps. Probably gonna teach him, how its not cool to knock your manager down.

b) 0-2 in the first game, 85 000 in the Meazza, you are drawing in the halftime 0-0. What you say to the boys in the locker room?
Winning and losing is part of the game, but I wanna see some passion out there, all that gay belief and shit, I wanna see that, go out there believing that you can score 2 goals. If you guys start playing like the bunch of queers, that Mancini's Inter of the old days used to play in situation like this, I am gonna treat you like one, and call Taddei as an escort after the game, to make out with all of you.
That might make them play the game better, except for Viera.

c) Last game of the season, Inter need a win to secure the scudetto and it is still a 0-0 on the scoreline. In 44th minute Burdisso makes his famous red-card Kung-Fu action, and gets sent off. 3 words you would like to tell him ?
Please Bend over.


5. Your favourite formation, you would like us to play, and why.
Formations usually dont win you games. You should always play the formation that yo have players for. But I am a fan of 4-4-2. Its the right balance b/t attack and defence. 4-3-1-2 is way to narrow a formation. I like the teams making use of the wings, and not take everything down the middle.

6. You go to sleep, you wake up, you don't know where you are, you don't know what time it is, you don't know what day it is.

Suddenly 20 year old, blonde, 180 cm tall, 80-60-80 tripplets come to your room, saying their plan worked. You were telleported to the planet where you are the only male, with the mission, of bringing the good oldfashion reproductive method work again. How long it is before you are lying on the floor unconshience ?
I dont understand the question properly. So let me get this straight, I wake up in an entirely new place, I was teleported, and now woke up, with three tall blonde chicks, who have a figure of 80-60-80? Or is their combine figures 80-60-80?

I'll probably lay on the floor unconscious forever, rather than do it with some one having a figure 80-60-80.

7. Your first words when the tripplets wake you up ? :]
I am impotent.


And yes XL, my Polish friends picks up the chicks, and then enjoys watching me do them. I do find it a little bit uncomfortable, but I dont let it bother my performance.

 

[kylan05]

LMAO Shahzzy. LMAO
I think u misunderstood Luka last question. Either u, or I did.
Doesn't matter. U're a crazy funny lad

& NO. Ur interview isn't over until we get through all these shitty situations in INTER. Ur answer is the only thing made me laugh today reading all INTER related stuff

 

[Luka]

I dont understand the question properly. So let me get this straight, I wake up in an entirely new place, I was teleported, and now woke up, with three tall blonde chicks, who have a figure of 80-60-80? Or is their combine figures 80-60-80?

I'll probably lay on the floor unconscious forever, rather than do it with some one having a figure 80-60-80.

7. Your first words when the tripplets wake you up ? :]
I am impotent.

Kylan was right

ps. 80-60-80 is what they say a perfect figure for a chick. (maybe outside the Poland the dimmensions change)
ps2. The planet is not habitet only with those tripplets, it's packed with girls, black, white, yellowish, asian type, the whole package. You choose which one, where, and when :]

 

[shahz_nerazzurri]

Really, over here we naturally assume that 34-24-34 is the perfect figure. 80-60-60, I dont know man, the image is just disturbing for me. I am not judging you man, its your choice, what ever rocks your boat.

Lol, just kidding. You guys probably use cms instead if inches, like the rest of the normal people do. So to answer your questions again.

How long it is before you are lying on the floor unconshience ?
Why would I go back unconscious when I have three triplets right next to me? I always had twins fantasy, triplets ahh, I'll give it a try, doesnt work out, I'll probably tell one of them to get the fudge out.

7. Your first words when the tripplets wake you up ? :]
MamaMia!!
There is no time to waste, we have to get started on repopulating the planet. I cant perform with out a good foreplay though, so how about giving me a good head first.

I'll be like a sweet little kid lost in a candy store, who could pick up any candy he wishes, and as many he wishes. Candies in all shape and sizes. The caramel candy, the little red lollipop, the brown chocolate, White Kitty Kats, coming in all shapes and sizes.

 

[Luka]

That's the reply I anticipated

ps. Yup, cm.