Kids, let uncle Leo tell y'all fucks a story...
Once upon a time we wanted to buy a Sanchez. :epicwin: We monitored the son of a bitch for like 2 years, but when it came down to making a move, we didn't show the money & he went on joining a famous diving club from Spain.
Then we were like...
"
Fuck a Sanchez. Why buy Sanchez when you can get Tevez, specially now that he ain't playing for City & is benched because of his problem with Mancini?" :epicwin: But when it came down to making a move, we didn't show the money & he ultimately stayed at his club.
kay:
Then we were like...
"
Fuck a Tevez, what a overrated prick that cunt is. Why buy Tevez when you can get Lucas?" :epicwin: So Branca went to Brazil a few times, sucking shemale dicks while everybody else thought he is negotiating & shit. & yet once again, when it came down to making a move, PSG made dat move & snapped him right in front of our eyes.
kay:
Then we were like...
"
Fuck a Lucas yo. Overrated Brazilian prick. Why not get Paulinho while Branca is in Brazil? He is the kind of player that matches our team" :epicwin:
...& now kids, when it's about to come down to making a move again, what do you think will happen?
The message of this story kids, is a Yao Ming one:
We are a poor bastard of a club who can't manage to sign a player we desire & even fail to realize our plan B, C, D... LMNOP... & note that I even forgot to mention Lavezzi in all this.
So here again the failed plans A-E in short: A)Sanchez B)Tevez C)Lucas D)Lavezzi E)Paulinho
Now everybody
& repeat after me...
I Shouldn't have gloryhunted Inter the first place. Stupid treble fooled me big time. I always knew Monaco would be the real deal.