Look Who's Back!

[Raul Duke]

Wasn't using that "*" sh*t when was insulting half the FIF members last time around.

 

[TheFootballExpert]

Wasn't using that "*" sh*t when was insulting half the FIF members last time around.

I told you my kind sir I am a changed man.

 

[Native]

You said you're having an affair. Openly in your post. That's fine even though your wife might see it but some picture has to go? lol

 

[Minardista]

You said you're having an affair. Openly in your post. That's fine even though your wife might see it but some picture has to go? lol

Was gonna play the hypocrisy card myself but wasn't sure poking the bear was the best idea. Whatever happens from here on in is on you and not me

 

[Devious]

I do not wish to reveal my private information, but I'll tell you the nickname my wifey calls me with all the time. Professor Big Schlong. Or Sally.

Mainly Sally.



44.



Wifey of course as all you fine gentlemen know. I also am having an affair but I can't say here because my wifey might register here and if she finds out she's not going to be super happy!



Right now I am in prison eating a c*ck meat sandwich! HA HA! I kid of course. I was "in between the jobs" for the past 4 years but now I have become a full time husband.

The wifey works and she is "the man of the house". I take my allowance from her.



I started supporting Internazionale F.C. last season when I got banned from this lovely forum. The experience hit me like a lightning bolt just struck the tip of m pen*s. And I realized I was being so mean to you guys because I envied you that you support Internazionale F.C. and I wanted to be like you. Group therapy sessions made me realize this and also lots of yoga, but here I am!



Watching football, spying on the neighbours, watching dirty movies, cooking for my wifey, driving her to places, and solving puzzles! Also I enjoy playing the flute and purchasing sunglasses! (Very hard to convince the wifey to give me the money though!)

I also baby sit every now and then. I am great with children believe me! I am not a big fan of the house chores but I got used to doing them... cleaning, washing, waxing the wifey's legs and private areas.

I think that's about it.



Buttyboy gaylords.



There is a very good player called Benat who plays in Real Betis. I think we should really snap him up. Also I admire the RB Debuchy from Lille in France. These two could complete our squad I think.



Arrested Development.



The Divine Ponytail. Because he got me into Buddhism and touched my body and soul in inexplicable ways that will make you uncomfortable if I describe in anal-itical details.



There was this player called Taribo West who I did not like for personal reasons. I caught the wifey "pleasuring herself" to an erotic photo of his. That memory still shakes my very core.

Okay now I'm angry. :fffuuu:



Diego Simeone.



Diego Simeone.



I do not anymore. There is no "experts". Only those who know and those who think they know.

Good try Hamsun, now quite it. I mean it.

 

[sanka]

Is your wife part of a forum gangbang plan of yours?

 

[Big Willy]

This is too many awkward stuff for 4 pages.

 

[Earth]

this thread... its posts are an akward combination of :trollol: and :chan: and :dolan:

 

[sanka]

It's straight for the bullshit thread material.

tbh tbh

 

[Fitzy]

*yawn*

 

[Universe]

"I enjoy playing the flute and purchasing sunglasses!"

 

[Wifey]

Oh I see my lovely husband is already popular online! =) kisses.

 

[TheFootballExpert]

Oh I see my lovely husband is already popular online! =) kisses.

Do you like it here, my teddy bear?

 

[Wifey]

i am proud of you my hubby, Sally. And how much you have come through since your mental breakdown xx

 

[Fitzy]

Expecting a ban in the next day or so.

 

[Big Willy]

Oh I see my lovely husband is already popular online! =) kisses.

Do you like it here, my teddy bear?

:foreveralone:

 

[.h.]

Someone fill me in, who is this guy? Azz?

 

[TheFootballExpert]

Someone fill me in, who is this guy? Azz?

I am the football expert from a year ago. Thank god you didn't get to witness the massacre.

 

[THEdaughter!]

Dat was embarrassing to say the least. Hope uve put that chapter behind u 4 good.

 

[Ed.]

Martijn and Jer would be ashamed.. very ashamed.