Look Who's Back!

[TheFootballExpert]

Hey Visca, hope our problems are buried in the past.

 

[snake]

http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?9890-Hello-to-My-Dear-Ones

Blast from the past material.

Feel bad for closing it now tbh.

 

[TheFootballExpert]

http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?9890-Hello-to-My-Dear-Ones

Blast from the past material.

Feel bad for closing it now tbh.

Where is the stuff my wife and lovely daughter posted? I have looked everywhere for it but couldn't find.

And oh dear god I feel silly for the stuff I used to say. Thank god I got banned. It was heavy at first and I contemplated suicide for 2 hours but then the wifey convinced me to take an etiquette and psychology classes and it helped greatly. Then I decided to observe football some more before I return here as a better man hopefully.

 

[KevinB]

http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?9890-Hello-to-My-Dear-Ones

Blast from the past material.

Feel bad for closing it now tbh.

A mod gotta do what a mod gotta do.

 

[Ana Banana]

Ahh memories

 

[b4h4mooth]

damn, i thought blacky is back. haha football expert ,i have a lot of waiting four your comments. thats wifey and daughter stuff was the most hillarious thing that ever happen in Fif.

 

[Visca]

Hey Visca, hope our problems are buried in the past.

aww, I forgive you

 

[Raul Duke]

What in the name of Palacio's rat-tail is the wifey/daughter stuff. I demand answers

 

[Sir0w]

What in the name of Palacio's rat-tail is the wifey/daughter stuff. I demand answers

I demand pictures, sexy ones tbh

 

[dynasty27]

As always, you have no choice but to accept.

1. Name

2. Age

3. Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?

4. Work / school / prison / other?

5. When/why did you start supporting Inter?

6. Hobbies?

7. On a scale from 'really gay' to 'historically homoerotic', where would you rank 'AUW'?

8. Since the Karimi transfer tragically fell through, any suggestions for who our next transfer target should be?

9. Favorite TV shows?

10. Favorite Inter player of all time?

11. Least favorite Inter player of all time?

12. Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.

13. Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.

14. Why do you see yourself as an expert of football?

 

[Ed.]

Dylan won't appreciate this.
































:troll:

 

[sanka]

It's another kind of interview tbh..He's some lunatic from the past i guess.

This is more like a group therapy here.

 

[TheFootballExpert]

Mr. dynasty thank you very much and I'm in the process of answering the viable questions right now.

Ahh memories

Hey Ana, are we cool? I hope we are and I'm sorry for any bad emotions I may have caused you in the past.

I demand pictures, sexy ones tbh

Watch your mouth please young man. This is not a nice thing to say about a man's wifey and daughter.

 

[Native]

I was also hoping for King Avdic's return. I wonder where the fuck he is.

I also fully agree with Sir0w.

 

[TheFootballExpert]

1. Name

I do not wish to reveal my private information, but I'll tell you the nickname my wifey calls me with all the time. Professor Big Schlong. Or Sally.

Mainly Sally.

2. Age

44.

3. Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?

Wifey of course as all you fine gentlemen know. I also am having an affair but I can't say here because my wifey might register here and if she finds out she's not going to be super happy!

4. Work / school / prison / other?

Right now I am in prison eating a c*ck meat sandwich! HA HA! I kid of course. I was "in between the jobs" for the past 4 years but now I have become a full time husband.

The wifey works and she is "the man of the house". I take my allowance from her.

5. When/why did you start supporting Inter?

I started supporting Internazionale F.C. last season when I got banned from this lovely forum. The experience hit me like a lightning bolt just struck the tip of m pen*s. And I realized I was being so mean to you guys because I envied you that you support Internazionale F.C. and I wanted to be like you. Group therapy sessions made me realize this and also lots of yoga, but here I am!

6. Hobbies?

Watching football, spying on the neighbours, watching dirty movies, cooking for my wifey, driving her to places, and solving puzzles! Also I enjoy playing the flute and purchasing sunglasses! (Very hard to convince the wifey to give me the money though!)

I also baby sit every now and then. I am great with children believe me! I am not a big fan of the house chores but I got used to doing them... cleaning, washing, waxing the wifey's legs and private areas.

I think that's about it.

7. On a scale from 'really gay' to 'historically homoerotic', where would you rank 'AUW'?

Buttyboy gaylords.

8. Since the Karimi transfer tragically fell through, any suggestions for who our next transfer target should be?

There is a very good player called Benat who plays in Real Betis. I think we should really snap him up. Also I admire the RB Debuchy from Lille in France. These two could complete our squad I think.

9. Favorite TV shows?

Arrested Development.

10. Favorite Inter player of all time?

The Divine Ponytail. Because he got me into Buddhism and touched my body and soul in inexplicable ways that will make you uncomfortable if I describe in anal-itical details.

11. Least favorite Inter player of all time?

There was this player called Taribo West who I did not like for personal reasons. I caught the wifey "pleasuring herself" to an erotic photo of his. That memory still shakes my very core.

Okay now I'm angry. :fffuuu:

12. Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.

Diego Simeone.

13. Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.

Diego Simeone.

14. Why do you see yourself as an expert of football?

I do not anymore. There is no "experts". Only those who know and those who think they know.

 

[dynasty27]

good

 

[Native]

meh

skeptical

 

[Minardista]

There was this player called Taribo West who I did not like for personal reasons. I caught the wifey "pleasuring herself" to an erotic photo of his. That memory still shakes my very core.

I don't believe you.

 

[Raul Duke]

Fuck. This.

 

[TheFootballExpert]

I don't believe you.

..!Please remove that photo of that c*ck s*cking piece of s*it son of a wh*re c*ntromancer from here! My wifey is going to register on this domain any time soon and if she sees that photo she might pleasure herself to him again!..