Interview with Guney

[Kakaroto]

Since this thread was open we started losing. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Y&h]

Dragonzord or Tigerzord?

 

[Guney]

Waarom vinden Hollanders "poepen" geen acceptabel woord voor neuken? Omdat wij (als je mij als Hollander kunt beschouwen) een raar volk zijn.

Als je ooit naar België zou gaan, welke stad zou je bezoeken? Waar ze die oh zo lekkere wafels hebben.

Nederlands op FIF? Ik beperk het zodat FIF niet boos wordt.

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Another note then

You're in the locker room after the defeat in Firenze
Who would you
- punch Mazzarri
- bitchslap Chivu
- honor Kovacic
- fire Mazzarri
- throw a shoe at Mazzarri
- fuck his girlfriend Icardi
- smoke weed along Kovacic, because I want to look as high as him.
- tell to retire Vidic
- give a shoulder knock Handanovic

Direct Inter with Fif members

Presidente Handayo
Vice-presidente Devious
Financial Manager wera, he will bet against Inter and make us rich blivious:
Jubehater Devious
Scout director Pencil.. oh wait nvm kay:
Youth Manager Browha
Director of Marketing fififkfr23i2i328238832823

Who of Fif you'd go to (3 Fif members)
to keep everyone happy i only use people 2 times
A bar with Fitzy, Rasha and Universe
A festival along
Smoke weed Native, Dara, Devious
The red district of Amsterdamnnn Native, Devious and dynasty
An Inter game of choice Inter vs Empoli, match of who stays in Serie A if we continue playing like this. And ElDoucheio, Nurko and Verathia
Hold a pokemon tournament Net, Work, Z

Taking our squad list from today's trainwreck against Fiorentina, assign an FIF member to each player.

Replaced some players that left and also changed formation.
-------------Handoyo#1
-----fifi#23--------Dylan#15------JJM#5
Rasha#2--------Devious#18--------- Wallace#22
----browha#88---------------Guney#10
DomesticatedPimp#9-------Verathia#8

bench: HugoBoss#14,ElDuccio#35,Y&h#90,Pajo#55
,Lionfap#7,Kenny#17,Shaun#44,Fitzy#33,I4E#30,KevinB# 20,Nyall#13,Sokrates#6,#46 Universe,crzd#77

I hope I'm not too late for the show, as I was busy with work.

As a student (assuming legal age) in need of money, you decide to find a way to make a quick buck, but run out of luck in finding part-time work at the local cafe/fast-food joint/grocery store. Feeling desperate, you stumble upon a newspaper ad and are willing to either partake in a "taxi" ride with Devious, or participate in a casting couch "interview" with Universe and Fitzy (+ Chopping Onions as a special guest

) - with each of the two options offering you a one-time payment of €15 000 as their token of gratitude upon completion. Which one would you choose? I would go for the casting couch, because people will see us in the car. And they also promise not to put it on line, right?

On a scale from one to

, predict the outcomes for our upcoming Winter mercato, Europa League and Serie A/TIM cup campaigns. mazzarri

For the following formations A, B and C, how many goals would each of these respective teams score and concede?.
A: the famous 7-7-5 formation? 4 scored, 0 conceded
B:14 scored, 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 conceded
C: crzd scored, colombian conceded
So you're a Pokemon fan too? Awesome. Let's swap friend codes. Can't battle properly atm. my 3ds dc's alot.0817-3841-3019
Assign a FIF user who best exemplifies each of the following:

Ill do this one when I have more time

Since this thread was open we started losing. Coincidence? I think not.If you guys thanked my posts we would have been winning kay:

Dragonzord or Tigerzord?Don't know either one.

derrr

 

[ElDuccio]

Since this thread was open we started losing. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Devious]

This should be the most beautiful thing Ive seen in awhile :epicwin: dance little colorful things dance :epicwin:

 

[Ffi201zi002tlis]

blivious:

I love this one though :epicwin:

 

[sanka]

This interview works like an

.. just like our team.

 

[KevinB]

6 most loved Pokemaaanz?

 

[Devious]

Pokemen

 

[Y&h]

You & Sokrates should stop this avatar/flag madness... it's driving me crazy.

Poke & random questions..

1- What was your first generation?
2- Best starter?
3- Best starter type?
4- Best type overall?
5- Best evil group?
6- Will you buy the next ORAS games? Which copy?
7- What is your team for that copy?
8- Should Ffi201zi002tlis be our new coalition leader?
9- What promises President JJM failed to withhold/accomplish?
10- Do you miss pencilpal?
11- Do you miss Inter games during this boring International break?
12- Is Platini an evil mastermind that wants to bring us down from his UEFA throne?
13- Who was the Netherlands greatest footballer?
14- Does your gum bleed a little when you brush our teeth? Do you brush your teeth?
15- Do you miss Anthony Quinn? Fuck, do you know Anthony Quinn?
16- Best James Bond on the silver screen?
17- Name your best TV shows of all time?
18- Top 10 musicians?
19- If you're on the A-Team, who would you be and who's your squad from our lovely forum?
20- What do you think about stretch marks?
21- What's your intake on tattoos?
22- Pokemon or Digimon?
23- On the Thank Coalition leadership debacle, were stuck with sadness when the corruption allegation against JJM were made public?
24- Best cereal?
25- Best Batman on the silver screen?
26- Favorite book author?
27- Favorite book?
28- What genre of literature are you into?
29- Will Mazzarri be sacked? If yes, before or after Christmas?
30- Did you break/throw an alarm clock before?

 

[Guney]

6 most loved Pokemaaanz?

Hard question, top of my head:
Growlithe, Fletchling, Vaporeon, Mudkip, Murkow, Dragonite

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You & Sokrates should stop this avatar/flag madness... it's driving me crazy.

Poke & random questions..

1- What was your first generation? 3, Fire Red, then bought everything after(Emerald,Diamond,Platinum,Heartgold, even the Mystery Dung games) and then I continued and stop at Gen5 but bought X
2- Best starter? Mudkip-Cyndaquil-Turtwig.In that order.
3- Best starter type? FIRE MOTHAFUCKA
4- Best type overall?There's no best type, all have pros and cons. But I'll go with Water, Fire and Flying just because.
5- Best evil group? Team Rocket, no doubt
6- Will you buy the next ORAS games? Which copy? Does the bear shit in the woods? Ofcourse I will be buying Alpha Sapphire
7- What is your team for that copy? No clue really, I'd hope if they would add 6th gen, but I have not planned anything besides Mudkip..
8- Should Ffi201zi002tlis be our new coalition leader? Yes, yes he should
9- What promises President JJM failed to withhold/accomplish?That Icardi would score
10- Do you miss pencilpal? As one of the only persons here, I do. His stats about the second division of Finland are much needed.
11- Do you miss Inter games during this boring International break? Fuck no, not if we continue losing
12- Is Platini an evil mastermind that wants to bring us down from his UEFA throne? Yes, he should be busy with football instead of money and his bald head ( he is that bald cunt right?)
13- Who was the Netherlands greatest footballer?I'd have to say Johan Cruijff/Ruud Gullit/etc etc, but I didn't see them playing. My personal favorite is Ruud Van Nistelrooy.
14- Does your gum bleed a little when you brush our teeth? Do you brush your teeth? Sometimes they bleed if I brush to hard. And yes, I brush 2-3 every day and I have quite white teeth for a teenager .
15- Do you miss Anthony Quinn? Fuck, do you know Anthony Quinn?I don't know him okerface:
16- Best James Bond on the silver screen? Never liked James Bond
17- Name your best TV shows of all time? Community, That 70s show, It's always Sunny In Philadelphia
18- Top 10 musicians? Krewella. I don't really have any other band I REALLY like. I listen to a million musicians and mostly like 2/3 songs of them
19- If you're on the A-Team, who would you be and who's your squad from our lovely forum?Could never watch that show, but Rasha should be Mr.T
20- What do you think about stretch marks?should have not googled that, should have not googled that.
21- What's your intake on tattoos?It can be cool looking, if not to many. I self don't want a tattoo since I want to become a blood donator in 2 years (when I'm 18 and then it's okay to donate blood)
22- Pokemon or Digimon?:serious:
23- On the Thank Coalition leadership debacle, were stuck with sadness when the corruption allegation against JJM were made public? I don't understand this question. So fuck Juve.
24- Best cereal? Choco pops.
25- Best Batman on the silver screen?Never watched that shit, I like Spidey more.
26- Favorite book author? dunno
27- Favorite book?haven't read an actual book since 2011-ish so yeah..
28- What genre of literature are you into? Like I dunno, excitement?
29- Will Mazzarri be sacked? If yes, before or after Christmas?With the rumoured coaches linked with Inter I'd like him to stay. Fuck Moyes. But after christmas.
30- Did you break/throw an alarm clock before?One time yes, and from that day I had to use my mobile.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

Thoughts on Mega Slowbro?

Ghost or Dark type?

Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield?

If Inter was a Pokemon trainer from the games, who would it be?

Did you end up sending the n00ds to youth projector?

Is youth projector just penispal in disguise?

The longest time spent on /b/?

What is your favourite submission on the cringe channel?

 

[Devious]

What are you guys talking about? what sorcery is this?

 

[ScottishInterista]

Which non starter pokemon was your favourite

 

[wera]

interesting to see somebody like Spidey more, kudos for being unique

 

[Pimpin]

what are those pokemons?

 

[wera]

Growlithe, Fletchling, Vaporeon, Mudkip, Murkow and Dragonite, obviously

 

[Y&h]

1- Favorite dance?
2- Favorite Final Fantasy series?
3- Favorite Final Fantasy character?
4- Have you heard of Suikoden? If not then give it a try (Suikoden 1,2,3, and 5... skip 4)
5- Chris Lightfellow vs Lightning? Whose the more badass/better character? Google Chris since she's waaaaaay better.
6- Is Square Enix killing Final Fantasy? What are your reasons?
7- Do you agree with me that Kingdom Hearts is hurting the Final Fantasy series?
8- Was Lightning's character in the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy mishandled?
9- Konami, after killed Suikoden, have they done anything good to humanity?
10- Are the handheld games dying?
11- Is the RPG genre dying/dead? Pokemon doesn't count... :nono:
12- Why can't developers balance the great graphics with solid stories anymore? God knows they did it with 16 bit sprite..
13- Do you like cashews or almonds? Why?
14- Smartphone games, what do you think about them?
15- Have you got a smartphone game? What is it? How many times do you play it?
16- How many times do you check and unlock your smartphone in a day?
17- Back to the cashews, salty or plain?
18- That first goal from Napoli, should we blame someone on it or the entire defense? If not, then name the culprit please.
19- Do you hate bright backgrounds? Say the Milan forum for example? :yuck:
20- Who do you believe will claim this year's Champions League trophy?
21- The Spanish (apologies to our Catalan friends) el clasico, do you care about that game? Who would win it?
22- Let's talk about referees, are you skeptical about them or just don't give a fuck?
23- Your childhood hero? (Filler question obviously until I get better ones....)
24- Ah, favorite cartoon/anime?
25- Favorite female & male anime character?
26- Favorite anime villain?
27- If you were a billionaire, what would you do? (Don't say I'll buy Inter because, well read bellow...)
28- You buy Inter (Surprised ya, huh?), what would be your first changes? Regarding manager, formation, scouts, and players.
29- If you had any superpower, what would it be? (Mind Control is excluded due to a stupid paradox on another forum)
30- From this crazy forum of ours, name your team of 7 superheroes and their respective powers.
31- From this forum (or football world), name your nemesis and his team of 7 evil minions and their respective powers. (Minions number not an obligation)
32- Best smartphone app?
33- Worst smartphone app? (Wow, who saw that one coming.. )
34- Do you drink water a lot?
35- Chicken, meat, or fish?
36- Do you like Holidays?
37- Did you catch the days of Internet dial up? If not then here's a preview of what you missed...

38- Jim Carrey, what do you think of him?
39- If you didn't support Inter, which team would you find yourself in their forum today?
40- Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? (Superficial, I know but still... ANSWER IT!:fffuuu
41- Freckles, do you find them cute?
42- You're invited to launch/dinner, and you have to make a choice between two pies/pastries; cheese or thyme.
43- What type of pastries do you like?
44- Favorite beverage?
45- Do you enjoy the moment or worry about tomorrow? (That's some deep shit right there)
46- Kovacic, will he stay with Inter? Or will Uefalona prey him away from us with loads of cash and CL lure when that irritating Iniesta retires and they want to strike our weak fan hearts to avenge the 2010 disgrace and leave us with the Jonathans of this world... Not that I'm worried or anything.
47- Juan, should he be our Captain ahead of Guarin?
48- Since it happened in France, can a woman manage a team in Serie A or the big clubs of Europe? Can she handle Inter?
49- Wolves, dogs, or foxes? Your favorite?
50- Do you believe that people, in their cyber life, tend to alter their real personalities? If so, then why? Fear? Arrogance?

 

[Guney]

1- Favorite dance?
2- Favorite Final Fantasy series? Never played
3- Favorite Final Fantasy character? x
4- Have you heard of Suikoden? If not then give it a try (Suikoden 1,2,3, and 5... skip 4) I'll give it a try sometime
5- Chris Lightfellow vs Lightning? Whose the more badass/better character? Google Chris since she's waaaaaay better.I'm gonna go with Chris because I like that name
6- Is Square Enix killing Final Fantasy? What are your reasons? -
7- Do you agree with me that Kingdom Hearts is hurting the Final Fantasy series?okerface:
8- Was Lightning's character in the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy mishandled? -
9- Konami, after killed Suikoden, have they done anything good to humanity?-
10- Are the handheld games dying?Not really, handheld's have amazing games and (sometimes) good prices for the cheapasses.
11- Is the RPG genre dying/dead? Pokemon doesn't count... :nono: Yes, everyone wants FPS and FUT nowadays
12- Why can't developers balance the great graphics with solid stories anymore? God knows they did it with 16 bit sprite..Because money
13- Do you like cashews or almonds? Why? I don't like nuts.
14- Smartphone games, what do you think about them? fucking waste of time
15- Have you got a smartphone game? What is it? How many times do you play it?I have New Star Soccer, a game where you start as a talent at some shit club, you play less shitty and go to a less shittier team. It's a really complicated game with simple graphics and mechanics. I recommend it for everybody because it's a fast game you dont need to pay for.
16- How many times do you check and unlock your smartphone in a day?I have an average of 6 classes per day. I check before and after class so that makes 12 a week. In the weekends I rarely use my crappy Galaxy s3 Mini
17- Back to the cashews, salty or plain? I dont like nuts man
18- That first goal from Napoli, should we blame someone on it or the entire defense? If not, then name the culprit please.something something something fuck Mazzarri
19- Do you hate bright backgrounds? Say the Milan forum for example? :yuck:Yes, it's annoying to browse in the evenening
20- Who do you believe will claim this year's Champions League trophy? Chelsea tickles my dick I guess.
21- The Spanish (apologies to our Catalan friends) el clasico, do you care about that game? Who would win it?To be honest, i don't give a rats ass about anything besides Inter, or my other secret loves, FC Groningen, Bursaspor and Atletico Madrid. The el CLa$ico can fuck itself.
22- Let's talk about referees, are you skeptical about them or just don't give a fuck?Sometimes they are skeptical, but to blame them every game is retarded.
23- Your childhood hero? (Filler question obviously until I get better ones....)Recoba, Hakan Sükür, Adriano. Basically any Inter player, but I loved those the most.
24- Ah, favorite cartoon/anime? Spongebob, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon(surprise)
25- Favorite female & male anime character?I liked Yugi alot. And May from pokemon kinda gave me a boner as a (smaller) kid. I don't like Ash because he is a fucking retard.
26- Favorite anime villain? Giovanni from pokemon
27- If you were a billionaire, what would you do? (Don't say I'll buy Inter because, well read bellow...) Buy FIF and solve the thank coaltion issue. Oh and fuck a billion bitches.
28- You buy Inter (Surprised ya, huh?), what would be your first changes? Regarding manager, formation, scouts, and players. Fuck Mazzarri, i dunno about formations, fuck the people who found Jonathan, and players I dunno, first need to buy good ones before getting rid of the mediocre.
29- If you had any superpower, what would it be? (Mind Control is excluded due to a stupid paradox on another forum) Being able to fly would be awesome I guess/
30- From this crazy forum of ours, name your team of 7 superheroes and their respective powers.
Rasha;power to become Hulk
Y&Hower to ask endless questions on someone's interview thread
Pajo: Power to shoot Blue Thunders
Universe: power to tell awesome stories
Fitzy: Power to be a drunk aggresive alcoholic
Verathia: power to make awesome banners
wera: power to become super hipster
31- From this forum (or football world), name your nemesis and his team of 7 evil minions and their respective powers. (Minions number not an obligation)JJM, the ability to kill fifififhfhfhfhff4u3839 so that the happy people of FIF no longer receive thanks and thus are becoming depressed and end up killing themself.
32- Best smartphone app? Whatsapp
33- Worst smartphone app? (Wow, who saw that one coming.. )Whatsapp
34- Do you drink water a lot?Yes, i drink alot to keep my teeth from not decading.
35- Chicken, meat, or fish? Fuck. It would go in this order: chicken-Fish-Meat
36- Do you like Holidays? Ofcourse I do
37- Did you catch the days of Internet dial up? If not then here's a preview of what you missed...Slight memories.

38- Jim Carrey, what do you think of him? funny face haha
39- If you didn't support Inter, which team would you find yourself in their forum today? Fc Groningen (Netherlands, made talents such as Arjen Robben, Virgil Van Dijk, Zivkovic) Bursaspor (Turkish champions 2009-10, my family lives there) and Atletico (Have a soft spot for them and specially Simeone
40- Blondes, brunettes, or redheads? (Superficial, I know but still... ANSWER IT!:fffuuuBrunettes Brunettes Brunettes Brunettes
41- Freckles, do you find them cute? Depends if there are alot of them or less. I prefer less
42- You're invited to launch/dinner, and you have to make a choice between two pies/pastries; cheese or thyme.I like those cheesecakes in airplanes
43- What type of pastries do you like? Does donut count as pastry? Because I think it should
44- Favorite beverage?Arizona Ice Tea, no doubt.
45- Do you enjoy the moment or worry about tomorrow? (That's some deep shit right there) I focus on both. And I don't worry about people I don't like because yeah i dont need them in life. I dont give a rats ass about other people's opinion, I do shit as I like
46- Kovacic, will he stay with Inter? Or will Uefalona prey him away from us with loads of cash and CL lure when that irritating Iniesta retires and they want to strike our weak fan hearts to avenge the 2010 disgrace and leave us with the Jonathans of this world... Not that I'm worried or anything.Nah, He loves Inter and he has a Brazilian baby in his stomache.
47- Juan, should he be our Captain ahead of Guarin? YES JUST YES
48- Since it happened in France, can a woman manage a team in Serie A or the big clubs of Europe? Can she handle Inter? Nobody can handle Inter
49- Wolves, dogs, or foxes? Your favorite? Dogs, no doubt.
50- Do you believe that people, in their cyber life, tend to alter their real personalities? If so, then why? Fear? Arrogance?Maybe if they are insecure about their real self.

Sorry, forgot about these. Hope anybody still gives a shit though.

 

[Devious]

I give a shit, I give a lot of shits