Interview with Guney

[Guney]

Beschouw je, zoals zo vele Interisti, Jonathan ook als de plaatsvervanger van God op aarde? (I hope it's allowed to ask questions in Dutch as Native also did it )

Tuurlijk, God heeft Jonathan gestuurd zodat de wereld gekalmeert wordt. Hij heeft rare momenten maar dat doet hij alleen omdat hij verdacht gaat worden.

seuv beinsh verde zoalza van der sar sneijder de esht macarona?

Ben laden ook or nots ook?

ma aan or your aan?

okerface:

 

[Native]

Tits or ass

 

[ScottishInterista]

How would you react if Uni went up to you and tried to take you to his sex dungeon

 

[Fitzy]

How would you react if Uni went up to you and tried to take you to his sex dungeon

Last time we did that we had a good game of pool.

#dispellingrumours

 

[Y&h]

In what situation and to which FIF member would you reply with the following quotes:


1- "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

2- "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

3- "Here's looking at you, kid."

4- "You talkin' to me?"

5- "May the Force be with you."

6- "Go ahead, make my day."

7- "Bond. James Bond."

8- "Show me the money!"

9- "You can't handle the truth!"

10- "I'll be back."

11- "Hasta la vista, baby"

12- "We'll always have Paris."

13- "Houston, we have a problem."

14- "It's alive! It's alive!"

15- "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

16- "You had me at 'hello.'" (No female members :trollol

17- "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

18- "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

19- "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

20- "Elementary, my dear Watson."

21- "My precious."

22- "Attica! Attica!"

23- "Snap out of it!"

24- "I'm too old for this shit"

25- "I'm out of order? You're out of order! The whole trial (forum) is out of order" (Possibly to a mod)

 

[Guney]

In what situation and to which FIF member would you reply with the following quotes:


1- "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Inter_Data (most of the time)

2- "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." on my ''sports kampf'' I had to guide the kids to the camp (which was about 23km away) and I didn't know the route so we just walked rounds and rounds and rounds..

3- "Here's looking at you, kid." ...Myself?..

4- "You talkin' to me?" every rubentino

5- "May the Force be with you." Kovacic

6- "Go ahead, make my day." Mazzarri

7- "Bond. James Bond." crdzcolombian (James Rodriguez)

8- "Show me the money!" Piero Ausilio

9- "You can't handle the truth!" Mazzarri, convincing that his tactics don't work

10- "I'll be back.'' when we are a goal or 2 behind

11- "Hasta la vista, baby" When Kova scores

12- "We'll always have Paris."

13- "Houston, we have a problem." When I post a brilliant post here and I was hoping for a million thanks and return to see that 2 people thanked, fif292932932 being one of them

14- "It's alive! It's alive!" When Guarin does something useful

15- "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" Guarin when he scores a screamer

16- "You had me at 'hello.'" (No female members :trollol Visca..no wait fuck

17- "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Me I guess

18- "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" After I've let my neighbours dog into my house

19- "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" when Devious is doing Emma Watson

20- "Elementary, my dear Watson."Devious

21- "My precious." Kovacic

22- "Attica! Attica!" When Inter counters

23- "Snap out of it!" After 2 faps in a row

24- "I'm too old for this shit" I4E

25- "I'm out of order? You're out of order! The whole trial (forum) is out of order" (Possibly to a mod)Shaun

How would you react if Uni went up to you and tried to take you to his sex dungeonThere's a sex dungeon here? Nice, I'm in.

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[JJM]

Why I didn't see this thread sooner?!

anyways

so this is you?

name 5 FIF members you would take to a strip club!

I'm liking your sig. btw...

Are you gay for Kova?! Don't lie to me kid!

If you meet Dev in a dark alley and you had Emma Wattson as your date would you give Dev the lemon he deserves while introducing yourself as "life"?!

I don't know who is Sokrates or Dev anymore ffs...do you have the same problem?!

Are the Aussies the true rulers of FIF?!

So how will the game end tomorrow?! Let me anwser that one for you...we're fuuuuuuuuuuuucked! okerface:

good talk Gurney,goood talk

 

[Guney]

Why I didn't see this thread sooner?!

anyways

so this is you?

I'm the fourth one I guess

name 5 FIF members you would take to a strip club!
Fuck, this is hard.
Rasha ofcourse, for obvious reasons.
Browha, to tell the strippers they are not worldclass.
Networkz, so we can talk about pokemanz.
Devious, so he goes outside for once.
tbh tbh tbh

I'm liking your sig. btw...

Are you gay for Kova?! Don't lie to me kid! Not gay lol, I know the limit. Or not. okerface:

If you meet Dev in a dark alley and you had Emma Wattson as your date would you give Dev the lemon he deserves while introducing yourself as "life"?! I think Emma Watson is overrated as fuck. And yes I would.

I don't know who is Sokrates or Dev anymore ffs...do you have the same problem?!I like it, Sokrates used to have food as avatar which is worse in my case.

Are the Aussies the true rulers of FIF?!They are like the Asado clan; we want to get rid of them but they are legends so they have to stay.

So how will the game end tomorrow?! Let me anwser that one for you...we're fuuuuuuuuuuuucked! okerface: I have trust in a troll win. Mazzarri don't fuck this up.

good talk Gurney,goood talk

goodnight

 

[spork]

I hope I'm not too late for the show, as I was busy with work.

As a student (assuming legal age) in need of money, you decide to find a way to make a quick buck, but run out of luck in finding part-time work at the local cafe/fast-food joint/grocery store. Feeling desperate, you stumble upon a newspaper ad and are willing to either partake in a "taxi" ride with Devious, or participate in a casting couch "interview" with Universe and Fitzy (+ Chopping Onions as a special guest

) - with each of the two options offering you a one-time payment of €15 000 as their token of gratitude upon completion. Which one would you choose?

On a scale from one to

, predict the outcomes for our upcoming Winter mercato, Europa League and Serie A/TIM cup campaigns.

For the following formations A, B and C, how many goals would each of these respective teams score and concede?.

So you're a Pokemon fan too? Awesome. Let's swap friend codes.
Assign a FIF user who best exemplifies each of the following:

 

[wera]

lel those are cute gifs

 

[TheNetworkZ]

lel those are cute gifs

They're the sprites/3D models in Pokemon X/Y. I have the full sets saved on my PC, they're fun to look at every now and then.

 

[Wings]

Taking our squad list from today's trainwreck against Fiorentina, assign an FIF member to each player.

 

[Sokrates]

Taking our squad list from today's trainwreck against Fiorentina, assign an FIF member to each player.

Who will be Mazzarri?

 

[Ffi201zi002tlis]

Guney is our treasure, he always thanks my posts.

Unlike JJM who tries to stab my back.

 

[Devious]

Yes here too, I think he thanked me 6500 times, the other 6500 were from MVD. I dont have nothing if it`s not for these two.

 

[JJM]

Unlike JJM who tries to stab my back.

you have that backwards my dear fifi...I should ban you from the thank coallition :trolldad:

 

[KevinB]

Waarom vinden Hollanders "poepen" geen acceptabel woord voor neuken?

Als je ooit naar België zou gaan, welke stad zou je bezoeken?

Nederlands op FIF?

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Another note then

You're in the locker room after the defeat in Firenze
Who would you
- punch
- bitchslap
- honor
- fire
- throw a shoe at
- fuck his girlfriend
- smoke weed along
- tell to retire
- give a shoulder knock

Direct Inter with Fif members

Presidente
Vice-presidente
Financial Manager
Jubehater
Scout director
Youth Manager
Director of Marketing

Who of Fif you'd go to (3 Fif members)

A bar with
A festival along
Smoke weed
The red district of Amsterdamnnn
An Inter game of choice
Hold a pokemon tournament

 

[Devious]

God damn it not the LOTR`s Orcs language again!

 

[JJM]

 

[KevinB]