Interview with Guney

[TheNetworkZ]

Being at kampf for that long would be rather frustrating. How long did it take you to cave in and finally masturbate?

Are you a North or South Korea kinda guy?

Favourite Juve player of all time?

Most frustrating Ikea furniture you put together?

What does Amsterdam smell like?

If I payed you 58 euros would you fight The Almighty Rasha?

Actually, which FIF matchups would you want to see the most? I personally would like to see Fitzy's drunken fist technique vs Uni's karatay.

If you were given the opportunity to smash Nick Minaj, but with the catch that Drake had to watch and would cry, would you still do it?

Favourite Milan player of all time?

Favourite Roma player of all time?

Who will win the Rugby World Cup next year?

Favourite cold cut?

Will Fap ever get with his one true love, Emma Stone?

Will Nyall ever be happy?

 

[nurko]

I can't believe kids can't get alcohol until they're 18

 

[ScottishInterista]

Why did you choose Devious as your role model

 

[Guney]

Smoked pot or did shrooms in the kampf?Nah man, as I said I had to stay clean and guide them.

1- Name the Simpsons FIF cast.
Barney: Fitzy/Rasha
Homer: Sokrates
Marge:Visca
Bartevious
Maggie: Dara
Apu: Monster_09
Mr.Skinner:Icardiscores
Ralf:That's Unpossible
Milhouse: Guney
Ned Flanders: Networkz
Chief Wiggum: Nurko
Moe:crazy colombian
Mr.Burns: Nyall
That old Simpson grandpa guy: I4E
Everybody of the Simpsons I know right now.


2- Name the Justice League FIF members.. Marvel if you're not a DC fan.dunno about either I only like spiderman.

3- You on a mission to destroy Juve's stadium, name the other 6 FIF members of your squad and their respective roles.Fuck this question is hard. I need:
Rasha, to fuck everything up.
Devious: For distraction.
Browha: To tell them that their stadium is not worldclass
Icardiscores: to sacrifice
Visca: We need a female in the group or else we are gay.

4- Name and rate the top 10 villains of Inter in the sporting world.
Dunno how to answer this question, like teams we lose to or players? I'll do both.
10. Schalke 04
9.That dickhead sporting director, Fassone or someshit
8. Silvestre
7. Any director that plays hardballs(Fc Porto, Napoli, Lazio, Palermo to name a few)
6. THat dickhead sporting director, Fassone or some shit.
5. Any defensive side.
4. Mazzarri.
3. Roma
2. Atalanta
1. Atalanta.

Being at kampf for that long would be rather frustrating. How long did it take you to cave in and finally masturbate?Clean since monday, still going dry okerface:

Are you a North or South Korea kinda guy? I kinda like North for Kim Jongil. I can see in his eyes that he likes sleepovers and pillow fights.

Favourite Juve player of all time? Bendter and Morata. just kidding I don't like pieces of shits.

Most frustrating Ikea furniture you put together? A lamp.

What does Amsterdam smell like?Sweat from hookers, weed, hotdogs, or everything I listed mixed.

If I payed you 58 euros would you fight The Almighty Rasha?Put 9 0's behind the 8 and I'll try.

Actually, which FIF matchups would you want to see the most? I personally would like to see Fitzy's drunken fist technique vs Uni's karatay.Rasha vs that Milanista guy

If you were given the opportunity to smash Nick Minaj, but with the catch that Drake had to watch and would cry, would you still do it?Fuck yes I'd do, if I can look him directly in the eyes and licking my lips while fucking her.

Favourite Milan player of all time? Meazza.

Favourite Roma player of all time? Brazlian Mancini.

Who will win the Rugby World Cup next year?i dont know man, i only watch football.

Will Nyall ever be happy?/if he saw Kova shoot a football in Mazzarri's balls.

 

[Devious]

Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mazzarri? nop

I cant believe that I copied a question from a post three years ago and it`s still valid, with the same answer.

 

[Fitzy]

Can Brad and I come to your 18th?

 

[Guney]

I can't believe kids can't get alcohol until they're 18 I can get anything I want if I don't shave for a while .

Why did you choose Devious as your role modelI don't know, I would like to have all his thanks'

forgot some questions

 

[nurko]

Can i crash at your place if I ever come there on vacation ?

 

[Guney]

Can i crash at your place if I ever come there on vacation ? I dunno man, I'm only 16 and what would my father think if I invited a Balkan I know from the internet to my house? Maybe in a few years when Im living alone .

Can Brad and I come to your 18th?I don't have birthday parties kay:

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[nurko]

Maaan your dad would think you're super awesome to have friends from around the world and stuff... I promise I wouldn't eat shrooms in the house

 

[Devious]

Do you like animals? which do you prefer?

 

[Nyall]

Have you issued a restraining order from youth projector yet?

 

[Guney]

Have you issued a restraining order from youth projector yet? No...t yet.

Do you like animals? which do you prefer? I like all kinds of animals, but dogs catch my attention because of their loyalty and they like hugging

bring in the questions motherfuckers.

 

[Devious]

Your interview timing came with the frustration of the Cagliari (fucken Cagliari I cant even) humiliation. not many in a mood to participate

What do you want to become when you grow old and become a real man? Are you going to become a real man?

Do you think you`d see Inter win another CL before you reach 20?

Top 10 video games?

Top 10 movies?

Top 10 sexy actresses?

Top 10 all time non Inter players?

Do you believe Aliens exist? if so, do you think they have already contacted us and might be ruling the world through our governements?

Cartoon network or Bloomberg? What`s your favorite cartoon show?

If you`re going to die in one of the following ways, which would you prefer:
1- Dying between the hands of Zanetti
2- Dying while loading your milk all over Emma Watson after completely destroying her
3- Dying from a heart attack cause by a devious typical bad joke

 

[Y&h]

Is he defending Zanetti or being killed by him?

 

[Devious]

Zanetti: "dont die on me Guney!!"

 

[Native]

Welke van de idioten op dit forum vind jij het meest idioot?

Houd je van appeltaart (ik haat appeltaart)?

Kaas, met name Nederlandse kaas, is het lekkerste en beste dat onze planeet te bieden heeft. Er bestaat niets beters dan kaas. Toch?

Apple of Android?

Boerenkool met rookworst of chinees?

Ben je een Voice of Holland-fan? Zo ja, houd je van meer SBS6-meuk?

Ben jij tussen 10 en 12 oktober in Amsterdam?

Ooit wiet gerookt of bad gegaan?

Als je een wapen met één kogel hebt en zowel Justin Bieber als Luciano Moggi staan voor je, welke van de twee krijgt dan per direct de kogel voordat je de ander met het wapen zelf doodslaat?

Zou je eerder een koe of een ezel neuken?

 

[Guney]

Your interview timing came with the frustration of the Cagliari (fucken Cagliari I cant even) humiliation. not many in a mood to participate

What do you want to become when you grow old and become a real man? Are you going to become a real man? I really dont know man, I was thinking about something like roomservice in hotels, bartender, aka shit where you have to talk all the time.

Do you think you`d see Inter win another CL before you reach 20? Nope, but I do hope my children could. If they don't support Inter then it's a sign that they're not mine :fuckyea:

Top 10 video games? I assume franchises, because I like alot of games
10. Mario
9. Sims
8. Counterstrike
8. fuckyoudevious, lets see if you notice it.
7. Game Dev Tycoon
6. Online Soccer Manager
5. New Star Soccer
4. Legend of Zelda
3. Pokemon
2. Fifa
1. Rollercoaster Tycoon 2


Top 10 movies?


8. Napoleon Dynamite
7. The Shawshank Redemption
6. 21 Jumpstreet
5. Harold & Kumar
4. Goal! 1 (other 2 suck)
3. Hangover ( all of em)
2. Horrible Bosses
1. Inception




Top 10 sexy actresses?ALISON BRIE ALISON BRIE ALISON BRIE

Top 10 all time non Inter players? fuck off with your top 10s Deviousblivious:
I don't have a top 10 because the only reason I like a player is if he played for us.



Cartoon network or Bloomberg? What`s your favorite cartoon show? I don't know either, I watched Fox Kids/Jetix and Nickelodeon, favorite cartoon must be the cartoon version of Transformers :epicwin:

If you`re going to die in one of the following ways, which would you prefer: 1 without a doubt
1- Dying between the hands of Zanetti
2- Dying while loading your milk all over Emma Watson after completely destroying her
3- Dying from a heart attack cause by a devious typical bad joke

Welke van de idioten op dit forum vind jij het meest idioot? Nou, ik vind iedereen hier een lieve idioot

Houd je van appeltaart (ik haat appeltaart)? Ik word misselijk als ik er al denk

Kaas, met name Nederlandse kaas, is het lekkerste en beste dat onze planeet te bieden heeft. Er bestaat niets beters dan kaas. Toch? Ik vind jonge kaas alleen lekker, maar ook weer niet zo lekker. Ik ben geen volle 100% kaaskop okerface:

Apple of Android? Android sowieso.

Boerenkool met rookworst of chinees? Ik at alleen boerenkool bij mn pleeggezin en vond et niet vies, dus ik ga voor Chinees.

Ben je een Voice of Holland-fan? Zo ja, houd je van meer SBS6-meuk? Ik kijk beide shit niet okerface:

Ben jij tussen 10 en 12 oktober in Amsterdam? Is er een gaypride ofzo dan?

Ooit wiet gerookt of bad gegaan? Nu je het zegt, in de vakantie heb ik met mijn neef met een bong wiet gerookt. Was niet al te best.

Als je een wapen met één kogel hebt en zowel Justin Bieber als Luciano Moggi staan voor je, welke van de twee krijgt dan per direct de kogel voordat je de ander met het wapen zelf doodslaat? Ik hou niet van brute primitieve moord, maar in dit geval zou ik mijn geweer zo diep in de kont van Moggi duwen dat als ik schiet dat de kogel in Biebers hoofd terecht komt.

Zou je eerder een koe of een ezel neuken?

Ezels, omdat ze me aan Juventus doen denken

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Beschouw je, zoals zo vele Interisti, Jonathan ook als de plaatsvervanger van God op aarde? (I hope it's allowed to ask questions in Dutch as Native also did it )

 

[Devious]

seuv beinsh verde zoalza van der sar sneijder de esht macarona?

Ben laden ook or nots ook?

ma aan or your aan?