Interview with DEVIOUS

[Raul Duke]

• 5 items you would pack in for a zombie apocalypse
• 5 dudes most likely to turn to you gay
• 5 items you should never take to bed
• 5 pickup lines that would never work
• 5 situations where...something...something...fuck you. Fuck the lot of you

 

[Ed.]

How many shit hole do you have?

How many times you got your shithole stuck up with cynicgorilla dick?

Why do you have to copycat my fav of emma watson?

Why dont you just love elton john instead of emma? Or cher?

Do you even know who you are in real life?

Why do you need to wait for 5 years just to be a troll in fif?

okerface:

 

[Devious]

• 5 items you would pack in for a zombie apocalypse

Uzi auto machine gun, Hammer H1 vehicle modified with guns, Vieo gaming set (PS3 with TV and many games), tons of chocolates and Emma Watson.

• 5 dudes most likely to turn you to gay

Johny Depp, Luis Figo, Bojan, Totti and Mourinho.




shit okerface:


• 5 items you should never take to bed

Empty bottle, PS3, porno magazine, dildo and Emma Watson.


• 5 pickup lines that would never work

I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
Nice ass! What time does it open?
Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!




• 5 situations where...something...something...fuck you. Fuck the lot of you

Inter being coached by Benetiz or Gasp.
Inter lose to minus in Meazza like Bologna 3-0.
Treated badly by someone I used to respect and love.
Im an extremely jealous guy, cant stand seeing my own girl enjoying the company of other friends, the pleasure source should be only from me :challenge:
And that leads us to the fifth which is.. Not getting laid for more than 3 years in a fucken row. :foreveralone:




How many shit hole do you have?

Two.


How many times you got your shithole stuck up with cynicgorilla dick?

Three times, a day, per hole.



Why do you have to copycat my fav of emma watson?

DONT SAY YOUR FAV! SHE`S MINE! :fffuuu:



Why dont you just love elton john instead of emma? Or cher?

Cause they are not blond.



Do you even know who you are in real life?

Real life? where is that? Im not familiar with the term.



Why do you need to wait for 5 years just to be a troll in fif?

First time I joined I was already a member at another forum and I barely spent time here. Then they banned me for being so annoying there, and that`s how I became regular here, only 2 year ago, and I love this forum more, cause you guys rewarded me for being annoying. unlike them bastards.

I love you bastards for accepting a freak like me in your community! I really feel like home! :excitedeyes:

 

[Fitzy]

Why do you have to copycat my fave of emma watson?

DONT SAY YOUR FAVE! SHE`S MINE! :fffuuu:

Universed

 

[Devious]

 

[Fapuccino]

I usually prefer the right boob, many girls I fucked gets highly stimulated when I start licking starting from up behind their right ear and down to the nick and further down to the right boob and eating the nipple while squeezing and squeeeezing. (45)

 

[Devious]

Me so horny me love you long time :awwwyeah:

 

[Coasterfreek]

Most embarrassing moment? :troll:

 

[Lionheart]

• 5 dudes most likely to turn you to gay

Johny Depp, Luis Figo, Bojan, Totti and Mourinho.

AUW!!! He did it to me, he gonn' do it to you too. :heart:

Don't try to fight it. Accept it.

Me so horny me love you long time :awwwyeah:

Full Metal Jacket :closeenough: :work:

 

[I4E]

Raul Duke time... :fffuuu:

 

[Devious]

Most embarrassing moment? :troll:

Was checking the adult thread when accidentally my mother was passing by behind me. I didnt know she was there until suddenly she said "what the hell is that?" I freaked out and from the shock I tried to shut down the page and told here "nothing mum, it`s just a football forum", she said "football forum eh? and I suppose these were balls you were watching?"

I was completely someone please kill me

 

[Devious]

Alright, interview is over! (thankfully).. now let`s move on with our lives.

Next victim is.......... iss........... ISSSSS............

:awwwyeah: I love doing this!!



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:trolldad:

I say next victim IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS











































































still thinking :troll:















































































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:awwwyeah: look at you furious!! aahahaaa































































































ENZLIGHTMENT!! :troll:

 

[Devious]

Have you ever been brainwashed or mind controlled?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said before?

I just saw these now while copy-pasting the questions for Enz. I mean thinking about the questions to ask Enz as I invent them without any help. okerface:



Have you ever been brainwashed or mind controlled?

I wash my brain every morning to feel fresh. as for mind, I cant even control my own mind, how could someone else do? ofcourse unless it`s Emma Watson :excitedeyes:

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said before?

I love you Coasterfreek.

 

[Nerazzurro]

Devious is this you (guy in the video is egyptian)?

 

[Native]

^ BRILLIANT

 

[sanka]

 

[Devious]

Devious is this you (guy in the video is egyptian)?

Sorry man I didnt see this before

Yes, that was me 10 years ago. not now.

Now Im alot WORSE :awwwyeah:

 

[Pharaoh]

Egyptian humor at its finest hahahaha

 

[Devious]

Bedan = Troll, this is what it`s called, trolling = Badyana. :troll:

 

[dynasty27]

What do you think about Davide Biondini?

You're allowed to open next interview, do you like it?