Interview with DEVIOUS

[jmaster]

' Y&h ' = ' Yaoi & Hentai '

 

[dynasty27]

Dev takes the L

 

[jmaster]

Dev takes the L

That's a C okerface:

 

[dynasty27]

Taking the L as for taking the Loss. C as for his size, u kno. whatevz Marco.

 

[Devious]

Fucken bastards!

For this I`ll give straight answers, I will not troll nor pull a comedian, I`ll bore you to death you fucken bastards :fffuuu:


1. What is your name?*

This is my real full name:

Ramy Ahmed Mohammed Rashad Emara Abolnaga Wahba Ali Ahmed.


2. Birthday ?

16-9-1984


3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?

I have a company, ELMANSOURA CO LTD. yes Im an asshole boss too.


4. What are your hobbies/interests

My interests in an order: watching Inter winning, porno,, video games, rock music, flirting with chicks, watching Inter draws, trolling guys, watching Inter lose.

5. Whereabouts do you currently reside? *

I have no idea what the fuck this means.

wait I just googled and it means "where do you live?" why you didnt just put it that way? it`s much simpler isnt it?

I live in the Egyptian north western coast in place called Sidi Kreer, 40 km from Alexandria.


6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

When? I dont remember anymore, but it was in the 90s when I was a kid. But first time I watched Inter was with my cousin, it was in the CL, and I dont remember who Inter were playing with, but he made a bet with me that everyone pick a side and whoever wins gets the a pound from the other. Now you guessed that Inter won and I won a pound that day. WRONG. Inter cost me a pound which ment back then alot of chocolates and candies you fucken bastards.but for some stupid reason I felt bad for Inter and started following them back in the day, there were no Internet so it was hard, atleast untill my beloved country joined the internet club. I became a dedicated fan.


7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?

The CL final tbh. I hadnt been in much tears since my grandma passed away. My fav are Zanetti, Figo (someone I know is gona like that ) Matrix, Recoba, Samuel, Cambiasso, Zamorano, Bergkamp and many others..

8. *If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why ?

I`d take Kato, Ana, Nate and Visca.


9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.

do I really have to? aaalright

:troll:

here, satisfied?


10. Has Vasilios changed since he became an Administrator ? How and why ?*

Nah, not abit, he is still nice and funny. he barely thank me though, although I know he laughs at my posts and loves me so much secretly. maybe he doesnt because we had a fight on Strama one day. All in all, Vasilios rocks all the way! :asslicking:


11. With one word, describe the following:

One word? this is gona be tricky

Dyna-mite27 ECSTASY
Analrapist hoAWUler
Blackmore respect
N4l knowledgeable
Browha persistent
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos Recoba
Pajo polite
Fitzy sober :troll:
Raul Duke confident
Universe hilarioAuWs
I4E friendly
Enz soul-mate
Lionheart cat-mate
B-rad (choppinions) what`sup-mate?
Buzzdick buzzwho?
DylAUWn BAWS
Devious motherf************
ADRossi Addkarimi
Snake Syria`s-got-talent
Roller coaster New-Thread
Ana la banana Marr-yme
crzdcolombian weeeeeeeeed
Sokrates soccer-rates
The REAL Nyall keep-it-real
Cal fifa-god
Visca Martijn-soul-mate
Willy hug?

 

[vasilios]

10. Has Vasilios changed since he became an Administrator ? How and why ?*

Nah, not abit, he is still nice and funny. he barely thank me though, although I know he laughs at my posts and loves me so much secretly. maybe he doesnt because we had a fight on Strama one day. All in all, Vasilios rocks all the way! :asslicking:

Nice!? Well, fuck. I guess I have a lot of work to do if I want to win the meanest poster award next year. :challenge:

And don't worry, I don't really thank that many posts. I don't want people getting jealous.

Question time: So a half season later, do you have more, less or the same amount of faith in Strama? And why?

 

[Pimpin]

Honest question, can you say ur whole name without looking at ur Id

If yes at what age u learnt ur name

Do you think ur whole name fill fit in the cover of ur autobiography book

 

[jmaster]

Taking the L as for taking the Loss. C as for his size, u kno. whatevz Marco.

I know what an L is, but Rihanna is showing us a C.

So you just took an L there.

L taker.

 

[Mino]

comment this pic :troll:

:troll:

 

[Devious]

Ass or tits?

12 - Why so Devious?

The question is dangerous, yet so delicious, maybe you are dubious, but she was desirous, dipterous, dicotyledonous, how can you be disadvantageous, dolorous, facing a dress so diaphanous, I decided the dextrous, desirous, inserting my diatomaceous, in her own dichotomous, that`s why I had to be, so Devious.

13 - Aguilera or Carey?

14 - Barca or Real?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh I forgot it, you are still new, eeh.. let me think.. eeeh oooh aah.. Real, Real Madrid.


15 - United or Liverool?

Liverpool. I f I really have to chose.


16 - Leila Mourad or Asmahan?

Believe it or not, Im familiar with these names, but Ihardly recognize them. I dont know Arabic music.


17 - Porsche or Ferrari?


Ferrari.


18 - Regarding Inter, you with the Pessimistic or Optimistic crowd?

Im always optimistic. always. but Im not a coward.

Oh wait, you said crowd, never mind then.

I had to remove my laptop from my lap to explain. want pics of me explaining?

What do you know! But surely Fitz does some weird shit when he is drunk. we still love you Fitzy!


when did you lose your virginity?

I remained faithful until 20 years old. she rapped me for being to innocent and cute. bitch!


What shall I have for dinner?

Macaroni spaghetti with meat balls and potato chips.

 

[Pharaoh]

Nice!? Well, fuck. I guess I have a lot of work to do if I want to win the meanest poster award next year. :challenge:

And don't worry, I don't really thank that many posts. I don't want people getting jealous.

Question time: So a half season later, do you have more, less or the same amount of faith in Strama? And why?

Doesn't that do the opposite when you thank someone it gets everyone jealous?



Hmmm I've been waiting for this interview, but for some reason i just don't have much to ask you lol

 

[Darren]

Biggest troll: am I a good troll if people take 90% of my troll posts seriously?

 

[Howl]

dat ass on the right.. but they're men aren't they

 

[Big Willy]

Are you zoophile? Because of the cats, you know...

 

[Fapuccino]

I have a company, ELMANSOURA CO LTD. yes Im an asshole boss too.

what do you do troll people for a living?

 

[KevinB]

Biggest achievement of your life? Getting the 100% Thank/Post rate or losing virginity?

 

[Ed.]

Devious you better answer the rest of the qs asap b4 dynassty strike your shithole.

 

[Devious]

Sorry for late guys, let`s get over with it..


1.Do you struggle for motivation now you've won everything you could possibly of dreamed of as a child?

Yes, as you see I spent 4 days away from the forum. I`ve had enough of you`ll bastards.


2.Favourite thing about Gasperini being your manager?

You have a big chance to be the next manager.


3.Who would you rather have your looks compared to, Puyol or Dirk Kuyt?

If I have to chose, Puyol, unfortunately.


4.What does the Voice of Reason inside you tell you right now..

Take off your pants and fap..


5.Your opinion on hobbits? Not the movie..

The`re so lucky as they`re able to go to places grown men cant, like women`s locker rooms/bathrooms.. etc.


6.If reincarnation was possible, having the same memories and personality you have when this life ends, what would you like to be reincarnated as?

Massimo Moratti :troll:


No really, James Deen.


7.Happiest moment of your life? Not your FI life you little nerd..

Inter`s 2010.

8.Internazionale FC is having a hot season. In the next 10 years, they'll definately be porn stars. Three signings they should go for a gangbang." fill the blanks.

9.ninuk or wera?

nuke wera.

10.Say one positive thing about Chiellini's nose.

It fits his mother`s ass.


Left or right boob?

Explain in more than 45 words

I usually prefer the right boob, many girls I fucked gets highly stimulated when I start licking starting from up behind their right ear and down to the nick and further down to the right boob and eating the nipple while squeezing and squeeeezing. (45)


How did you become so superstitious and pay attention to EVERY post out there?

I became superstitious due to experience. Superstition is a field of science that not just anyone can grasp. only ppl like me or the Godfather can. :fuckyea:


How did you become so Devious?

The question is dangerous, yet so delicious, maybe you are dubious, but she was desirous, dipterous, dicotyledonous, how can you be disadvantageous, dolorous, facing a dress so diaphanous, I decided the dextrous, desirous, inserting my diatomaceous, in her own dichotomous, that`s why I had to be, so Devious.

Coke or Pepsi or some other soda?

Pepsi diet, Mirinda orange or green apple.


Yaoi or Hentai? Be honest

Hentai! no competition. Hentai porno man! :excitedeyes:


1. Why do you like number 8? Because of Palacio? Or because it looks like an ass?

Eight is just my lucky number. Good things happen to me on 8s. maybe it`s a coincidence, but too much coincidences makes an inevitability. :superstitious:

2. Why you love to troll?

Just like you love to eat/drink/fap.. it`s a need to fill, I was born with it. I inherited it, it`s a DNA thing. I try sometimes to fight it and act normal, but I end up failing miserbly. Im so sorry. :foreveralone:

Actually Im not!! :awwwyeah: :troll:

See!


3. What's the name of your latest pet?

Elfankoush (the missed up shit)


4. Why Emma left you?

She needed a black dick. bitch!



5. 6a3meya wala foul? Wala Kushari?

FOOOOOOOOOOOOL (this is not a curse, it`s fooooood).


6. How does Pharoh relate to you?

I suppose you want a real answer.. ok.

My great great great grandfather (The great grandfather of Ali Ahmed) from my father`s side is from KSA originally, they immigrate in the 1200 something to Egypt and was one of the first formers of my home town (back then they called it the Flowers` island) which is Elmansoura now. and was one of the ones who fought the French in the Battle of Al Mansurah.

From my mother`s side, her grandfather is half Turkish half French.

My only relation to the Pharaoh could be from my grandmothers`. One of them doesnt remember what she ate yesterday, while the other you could ask her in her grave. :thumbsup:


7. If Moratti asked Branca to choose whether to sign Sahin or M'vila.. Give me a reason why he chose to sign Lodi?

My guess is that Branca was with Fitzy that night.


So a half season later, do you have more, less or the same amount of faith in Strama? And why?

Im becoming alittle bit doubtful. but I remain faithful to some extent. he might be just lucky with the positive results he`s done this season so far. and he might be alittle unlucky with the injury crisis, referee`s fuck ups and lack of depth and cash and Sneijder`s problem.. etc etc etc.. but maybe that`s why Im still faithful. Im not expecting anything this year. I`ll start full judge from the next year. and I`ll start the complete reconsideration starting from 3rd year if things didnt change for the much better. Why? because Im Devious.

Honest question, can you say ur whole name without looking at ur Id
If yes at what age u learnt ur name
Do you think ur whole name fill fit in the cover of ur autobiography book ?

Yes.
at 9 or 10, my Grandba taught me about the history of our insanely huge family. so learning about my first 10 names was first step. (Abolnaga has got 10 sons and 7 daughters, my father has 7 brothers and sisters, and over than 30 cousins, we have branches in all over the world, and they are powerful motherfuckers, but I swear we`e nothing to do with the Illuminati).
If it`s a porno book, it should fit.

Ok let me see.. hmm.. it`s a guy trying to take a shot.. hmm, other guy trying to intercept.. hmm, this guy looks familiar.. wait, it`s the Egyptian kit.. and that white and green, this is the Algerian... okerface:

You fucken bastards!! :fffuuu:


No seriously though, my ppl has been acting like complete assholes, we deserved not to qualify. that`s what I think really. :challenge:


Biggest troll: am I a good troll if people take 90% of my troll posts seriously?

Nerd troll: keep it up and you might win Fitzy`s reward. :thumbsup:


Are you zoophile? Because of the cats, you know..

pervert! :fffuuu:

I was born with kitties, they are like my brothers and sisters and sons and daughters.. I even got a cat who`s 11 years old, she was born when I was a kid. I love them like family, not like porn stars! :megusta:


what do you do troll people for a living?

Yes, I live to troll ppl, isnt that obvious?

My company is for trading agriculture machines, generators, and sometimes tires, Urea, medical supplies, nuclear bombs.. eeeh I mean not clear bonbons etc. okerface:

Biggest achievement of your life? Getting the 100% Thank/Post rate or losing virginity?

The 100% thank/post ofcourse!! :excitedeyes:

Take that Michaeeel!! :awwwyeah:

 

[Fapuccino]

what do you do troll people for a living?

Yes, I live to troll ppl, isnt that obvious?

So by being sarcastic about the answer, you've actually said the truth. You somehow managed to lie and tell the truth in the same statement.
okerface:

 

[Fitzy]

Yes, I live to troll ppl, isnt that obvious?

No, that's Devious.