If I was in a room with Lichtsteiner, Bonucci and Cunte, and I had a shotgun with 2 bullets, I would shoot Bonucci and Cunte, and smack the shit out of Lichtsteiner with the shotgun.
We are garbage at creating scoring opportunities as it is, the fucking least we can do is get our corners into the box instead of giving the ball to Guarin or not even getting past the first defender.