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Roberto was born April 7, 1989. Spending 9 months without smoking a nice big bat was gruelsome for him, which is why he develloped a hatred for his mother. At 11 years old a boy pushed Roberto while he was playing in his sandbox. Rob then took the boy by the head and threw him into a Toyota, causing a severe concussion. That boy's name was Gino and he was a Juventino. His father, who fined Roberto was a Milanista. He is now a paraplegic.
Roberto likes to bang this girl with huge ass jugs that lives near his house. He doesn't want his friends to find out about it because they think she's a poots but her jugs just won Roberto over to her house. They've done it more than once. "If she didn't take the pill I would've thrown her a barbecue." said the 17 year old. "Those jugs are so big I thought I was having sex with more than one woman."
One of Roberto's biggest weaknesses is that he is from Calabria and Sudbury, besides that he's a good guy who enjoys Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance and Young Buck.
Tomorow, the greatest Canadian to ever set foot in the town of Sudbury (note that Sudbury has a population of 11) turns 17 years old. Here are some pictures of the great attractions you might find in Sudbury:
Now I'm sure you are all amazed because no one here thought that a small city like Sudbury can have such jaw-dropping attractions like this. I know where you're honeymoon is gonna be!
Roberto, from the bottom of my circumsized heeb sack I want to wish you a Happy Birthday. Cheers, one day we'll spark a bat and start a scrap and pick up some pishtones in downtown MTL...we'll get Hamed to come too :heart:
Buon Compleano, and I hope you enjoyed how Montreal F-CKED UP Ottawa last night! :star:
EDIT: Lucky you, you share the same Birthday as Ajaxfan LOL
Roberto likes to bang this girl with huge ass jugs that lives near his house. He doesn't want his friends to find out about it because they think she's a poots but her jugs just won Roberto over to her house. They've done it more than once. "If she didn't take the pill I would've thrown her a barbecue." said the 17 year old. "Those jugs are so big I thought I was having sex with more than one woman."
One of Roberto's biggest weaknesses is that he is from Calabria and Sudbury, besides that he's a good guy who enjoys Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance and Young Buck.
Tomorow, the greatest Canadian to ever set foot in the town of Sudbury (note that Sudbury has a population of 11) turns 17 years old. Here are some pictures of the great attractions you might find in Sudbury:
Now I'm sure you are all amazed because no one here thought that a small city like Sudbury can have such jaw-dropping attractions like this. I know where you're honeymoon is gonna be!
Roberto, from the bottom of my circumsized heeb sack I want to wish you a Happy Birthday. Cheers, one day we'll spark a bat and start a scrap and pick up some pishtones in downtown MTL...we'll get Hamed to come too :heart:
Buon Compleano, and I hope you enjoyed how Montreal F-CKED UP Ottawa last night! :star:
EDIT: Lucky you, you share the same Birthday as Ajaxfan LOL
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Get blind tonight.
