Havent been following cricket for a long time, but was surprised as shit to see the Shoaib ban, and everything else thats been happening with Pakistani cricket.
Pakistani cricket is in such a mess. Firstly Australians decided to be pu*ssies (ahh who am I kidding, we would have probably blown then away as soon as they landed in Karachi), then we dont really have to play any more games, our schedule is way too relaxed. We tried to get Srilanka, but their players are busy with IPL, and IPL didnt approve of this, as this wasnt discussed before the IPL teams made their gay bids.
Then we found the next best solution- Bangladesh.
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Half of our team decided to be male wh*ores, and became sell out in another one of gay Indian projects ICL. Considering ICC and PCB dont allow players who participated in the break away league to play in International matches again, I guess it means no more Imran Nazir, Muhammad Sami, Naved-ul-Hasan, Abdul Razzaq, Azhar Mahmood etc for the Pakistani team. I hope ICL doesnt make shit, has to break away all of these players contracts, and we see these players begging on the streets in Lahore, where passer by would just spit on them, rather than giving them change.
And now the Akhtar ban, this guy is such a big big idiot, words cannot describe it. It was completely right of PCB not to give him a contract, since he is a complete whack job. Then he decides to criticize the board, and boom, here is a 5 year ban for you mate. Too harsh maybe, but I never wanna see Akhtar play for Paksitan again, so it doesnt really matter. Akhtar's problem arose, when it became clear that he couldnt play in IPL as well. He started crying on how much money he was gonna loose before of that. That idiot just to show his loyalty to Paksitan, claimed that he had been offered money to throw away games in India and S.Africa. ICC got pissed of at this, as he is supposed to report these incidents, even if these declarations are indeed true, ICC might ban him for 5 years, for not reporting these incidents. !!!!!
Then he criticizes the board chairman, and says that Naseem Ashraf asked him a cut from his IPL money. When he didnt give it to him, he became angry, and thus decided to suspend him. PCB have now sued Akhtar for defamation and libel for $3mill!!!!. An amount which I am guessing that Akhtar probably doesnt even have. He is just digging himself in such a deep hole.
Also fun fact about ICL, it was such a flop late last year, this season they invited a team completely constiting of Paksitani players called LAhore Badhsah. The ratings this season have improved, only because Indians are intrested in seeing a Pakistani team loose. This is how pathetic the idea is, they are trasforimng ICL in to an international league.
I really really pray that both ICL and IPL and what ever new fu*ck comes out, becomes an economic disaster. Indians are trying to do with cricket, what EPL did with football, which is quite sad. I dont even know how the fu*ck can they afford to pay so much to the players, in a country where 25% of the population lives below the poverty line earning less than 50 cents a day.
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Steyn bowled very well. How I wish Ishant was playing.
