2012/2013 Managers Rumors Thread

[KevinB]

Id cut 3 inch off my dick to see Jürgen Klopp as our manager.


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We have way too less patience for a coach like Klopp. If he needs to rebuild it all here. It'd take time. Something Inter is not able to afford.

And Klopp = Dortmund.

 

[Jane The Virgin]

and what would you do it with it ? :genius: is it some ritual im not aware of

id sent it to you, so you can play with it.

 

[DirettaInter]

This is what Mourinho said a few weeks ago:

''Spesso mi chiedo anche io perché me ne sono andato. L'Inter e' il club dove sono stato meglio. Da nessun'altra parte sono stato così felice. E' una famiglia e io farò parte di quella famiglia per sempre. Ho pianto più di una volta dopo essermene andato''

'' I often wonder why I left. Inter was the club where I was better. Nowhere else have I been so happy. It 's family and I will make part of the family forever. I cried more than once after I left''

 

[Stuntman]

My personal favorite is Loco Bielsa.

He is innovative, preffers young players, have unique style of play and he is Argentinian.

Perfect man for us.

 

[KevinB]

This is what Mourinho said a few weeks ago:

''Spesso mi chiedo anche io perché me ne sono andato. L'Inter e' il club dove sono stato meglio. Da nessun'altra parte sono stato così felice. E' una famiglia e io farò parte di quella famiglia per sempre. Ho pianto più di una volta dopo essermene andato''

'' I often wonder why I left. Inter was the club where I was better. Nowhere else have I been so happy. It 's family and I will make part of the family forever. I cried more than once after I left''

I don't get it, why he keeps saying those things. Say them when your career is over. Now it's like he wants to leave Madrid for us. And then what?

Have him 2 years so he can take Man Utd over from Fergie? And we're back in the same misery

 

[snake]

Miha, simply for his ass kicking the shit out of our players, would be enjoyable.

 

[Universe]

So many of you talking bout 'attractive football' being a positive point for a potential candidate. For me, functionality is everything. I don't care how florid these managers styles are, many cant deal with better teams imposing their style of play. We shouldn't be looking to join the ranks of these sides which play attractive football, I just want stability and strong functionality.

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Miha, simply for his ass kicking the shit out of our players, would be enjoyable.

Delio Rossi. Punching Adem Ljajic was fantastic. I'd love to see him go kick the shit out of Pereira for an umpteenth garbage cross.

 

[Ronaldo]

Simeone would be my choice. An interista, played for Inter, wants to coach Inter and a great coach so far.

 

[Michael]

Gazzetta dello Sport interview - Inter coaching candidate Sinisa Mihajlovic: "It is true, I am dreaming of the Inter bench."

 

[JJM]

for the love of God...just please no Mihajlovic because he will play Deki every minute :fffuuu:blivious:

 

[Universe]

I'd rather play Deki than Kuzmanovic tbh.

 

[shingayi]

I'd rather play Deki than Kuzmanovic tbh.

How about playing them both and sending Kovacic on loan to Serie B? :trolldad:

 

[JJM]

Sky is saying that Branca and Ausilio want to keep Strama till the end of the season and then decide but if he fails against Tottenham and Sampa MM will be thinking of firing his ass.Mazzari and Lucescu are free in the summer but Blanc is free now.

 

[Jane The Virgin]

omg... shit, fuck, dick, pussy... if we really sack the coach.. idk... we would top everything stupid, that would be the pinnacle of our stupidity...

 

[.h.]

yeah, because strama has showed a lot of class, a really good tactical set up, and is just let down by the players



come on, use your brain man

strama isnt the only problem - anyone who thinks that is a fool. There are issues with the players, there are issues with the senior management. But strama is also a huge problem. The constant changing of tactics, no tactical instructions to the players ("Just play football!"), perplexing substitution choices, debuting-then-burning people like Kovacic and Benassi, repeated use of players out of position, not dropping ineffective players, starting to lose control of the dressing room...

Strama is a huge problem at Inter. You dont fix a ship by repairing everything but the hull. You fix the hull first so it stops leaking, then you improve the ship. Until we get rid of Strama, nothing else we do is really meaningful - this guy would destroy any good club, on the basis of what we've seen this season. He doesnt have the experience, knowledge, or drive to succeed on this level. He got too friendly with the media too early, and has let good wins against Juventus and Napoli (and pretty much thats all) blow his ego/position way out of proportion.



What we need is to do the "Mancini" step of the last good Inter. Bring in a coach with some interesting tactical ideas, who needs time to develop them, but has a clear plan, develops with the players, HAS EXPERIENCE, and can work with the squad to clean it out how he needs. We need at least a few years of such a stabilizing influence, and there's no evidence right now Stramaccioni is the man for that. Selling Coutinho and then suddenly swapping to a formation that really could do with him, for example, is a disaster. Not developing any young talent at all - instead, choosing to play the oldest eleven players on the team sheet every match - is a disaster.

We need 3-5 years of a stabilizing influence where a reasonably well established coach can get carte blanche to overhaul Inter as he sees fit, and then we look at being title competitive.

 

[wambam]

Dunga already coaches Inter, just the wrong one. Switch the C in Internacional to a Z and add an E to the end and he'd be coaching us.

I would stick with Strama unless the above occurs.

 

[The Wall]

Just not this Mihajlović nightmare all over again.

 

[Universe]

Didn't realise browha was this against Strama

 

[.h.]

Didn't realise browha was this against Strama

I happily backed him at first, his youth team performances were phenomenal, and I was ok to reasonably impressed with the end of last season. The troll win thing, I was cautious, but the win sequence bought a decent amount of faith. I said at the time, if he stepped up the performances to show more team cohesion, he easily buys himself until the end of the season. The fact is that, instead of increasing our team cohesion since then, we've gotten worse. The team unit is in more disarray than ever, we look like we're going backwards instead of forwards, and for the first time, I'm starting to really feel that it is nothing to do with the players Strama has available, but rather, the choices he makes. Playing Kovacic as a DM, for example, is retarded. Selling Coutinho to then start playing a formation where he'd be perfect, is retarded. To have not improved the defense one iota in the last 9 months is retarded.

I know people will be like :inception: stramas a pro, stop being an armchair manager, bla bla bla. But at the same time - Is he? He's got the coaching licenses. What else has he done? Troll won the NextGen series, and won a scudetto with an AMATEUR TEAM in the roman leagues. So exactly what has this "Professional" done? I'm not THAT much younger than him, he's got more actual footballing experience than me, but he's making some really fucking basic mistakes. Its not like with Mourinho, where bringing on certain players at different times you could sit there and think "WTF is he doing?", but then you realize the tactical genius behind it. Instead, with Strama, you just have the "WTF is he doing?" phase.

 

[Fapuccino]

How about this. A coach with experience in Serie A, that plays a system that fits our players (back 4), and has done relatively good with relatively little resources this season.

I know it's a bit crazy, and almost impossible, and somewhat unrealistic, but I can only dream.





Look at this transfermarkt list of team values. The ranking of teams by value of players almost exactly matches the ranking of teams by points. It's a bit scary, but it shows that $ = results.

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/serie-a/startseite/wettbewerb_IT1.html

The only teams that jump up are Catania and Sampdoria.

Ronaldo Maran would be a great coach here. Id even take Delio Rossi if it wasnt for his incident.






Look at all the teams that have done well. Juve with Conte, Milan with Allegri, Fiorentina with Montella. The best thing to do is take a coach with a good track from a mid-table team in the same league, and bring him to a top team.