Your favorite quote?

[primo-inter]

anything you read in the ZZang thread is my favourite quote.

 

[Gaetan]

"The game of chess is a like a swordfight, you must think first before you move."

 

[Interista per Sempre]

" Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer"

 

[Interista per Sempre]

O and " I came. I saw. I conquered"- Julius Cesar

 

[Kato]

"Shut your mouth when you're talking to me"
that was me earlier today

 

[Miki]

That was for Dan, then?

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Kato]

lol, it was to dan.. obvious i meant to say "shut your mouth when i'm talking to you" cos he kept interrupting like everything

yet another one to go in the kt book of stupid comments

 

[Ziyad]

"Procrastination is like masterbation,seems like a good idea but you only end up fukcing yourself"


This quote got me to overcome my severe procrastination problem,it actually sits on my desk to so that i dont procrasinate anymore...

 

[Cro Nerazzurro]

"u have to excuse my friend, he is a little slow....
the town is back, that way"

 

[Handoyo]

"Procrastination is like masterbation,seems like a good idea but you only end up fukcing yourself"

This quote got me to overcome my severe procrastination problem,it actually sits on my desk to so that i dont procrasinate anymore...

:dielaugh::howler:

That's a great one. I'm not sure if it will help me overcome my procrastination problem though.

Where did the quite come from?


Handyo

 

[CHUN]

"Office Space"- A: what would u do if you have million dollars B: besides two chicks at the sametime? A: well yea. B: ......... nothing, A: nothing huh? B:I would relax and i would sit on my ass all day, i would do nothing. A: Dude, you don't need million dollars to do nothing man, look at my cousin, hes broke don't do shit.

-----LMFAO, everytime i rewatch it on computer it makes me laugh out so hard, and as some of you guys previously stated, quotes from PULP FICTION are all well written, at least they are really funny, scenarios like "bitch be cool" and "what?" and "dead nigger garage" are the bests.

 

[Ziyad]

"Procrastination is like masterbation,seems like a good idea but you only end up fukcing yourself"

This quote got me to overcome my severe procrastination problem,it actually sits on my desk to so that i dont procrasinate anymore...

:dielaugh::howler:

That's a great one. I'm not sure if it will help me overcome my procrastination problem though.

Where did the quite come from?


Handyo

Well if it doesnt help ur procrastination problem maybe it could help ur masterbation problem,procrastinate that :dielaugh: ..

I actually read it somewhere i cant remember but it stuck with me.

 

[Frisko]

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

Caesar: Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which *I* will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!

 

[Jesse]

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

Caesar: Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which *I* will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!

Not to outdo anyone, but I have a quote from the "original" Planet of the Apes (1968) made famous by now NRA-President Charlton Heston.

[the first words ever spoken by a human to the apes]
George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! :dielaugh:

Sounds like something one might say to Shitusso :finger:

-MCN

 

[Frisko]

Hehe some other good ones from the original Planet of the Apes:

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death.


Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.


Dr. Zaius: You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself.

 

[1919]

Jo jeeta wohi sikander

... itz in hindi ... it means "d one who wins is alexander (here alexander is implied as d winner)"

it may seem a bit un-Inter like ... but itz d title of my fav Indian movie ... and i use it pretty often !

 

[Frisko]

The Simpsons - Groundskeeper Willie:

"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

 

[Hammoudi]

The Simpsons - Groundskeeper Willie:

"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

That's a funny one! Japanese and Scots :dielaugh:

 

[Frisko]

Listening to Willie saying: "Damn Scots! They Ruined Scotland!" with that Scottish accent is just hilarious!!

 

[Choppin Onions]

The Simpsons - Groundskeeper Willie:

"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

:dielaugh:

Good stuff. Is that from a newer episode?

FYI - Frisko, your last quote in your sig seems really familiar. I could be wrong but is that a Dr Dre line?