Man this is retarded Khalifa was this really necessary to get started? Some of these questions are a little insane but I will answer them all the same.
Khalifa said:
1. Smoking or drinking?what wud u choose from the two?
Well to tell you the truth I have never had a drink in my life, gotta keep some principles intact, plus something else that I would rather not get into. So I will go with smoking, always enjoyed the shiesha (or hooka as some of you might call it). Gives you a good buzz and from my experience much more relaxing than alcohol.
Khalifa said:
2. Rock. Black or white originally?
Hmmm, I gotta go with my gut on this one and say the foundations were set by the Blacks and the whites dressed it up and made it into what it is now. But who really cares who started it originally it is there and awesome, get over it already!
Khalifa said:
3. Which member of this board do u get annoyed from the most?
This is slightly personal, not to be a prick or anything but for me it has to be Yuko/Iacavos. The guy is like a rock and will never concede anything in an argument and when he is proven wrong will just switch the subject. I dont necessarily hate the guy by any means as he is great guy when he stays away from political issues.
Plus all those dirty aussies can suck me off, especially their circle jerk leader
Hal (Johnston and Joanne McLeod, the cancuks on the board should get that one).
Khalifa said:
4. If you werent an inter fan? what u wud be and why?
I have a soft spot for Barca, always liked them even when they were doing junk with Van Gaal. Call me a bandwagon supporter all you want but I have been following them for 5 or 6 years now.
Khalifa said:
5. How many times a week do u jack off?
It varies, sometimes only one, sometimes ten, dont worry Khalifa I wont let you watch when it happens, cause I know you want to.
Khalifa said:
6. If you were a movie character?which one wud u be?
Vin Diesel hands down, the best actor on the screens of all time. If I could somehow mix Segal in there somewhere you know Vin Diesel speech but Segal a
ss kicking machine that would be prolly the most awesome human being ever.
Khalifa said:
7. Most important instrument in a rock band ( vocals included)?
Vocals are prolly the most important, if the song does not have a proper message to tell and does not know how to tell it then, you and your band are up shit creek. Instruments are always there in all bands the only thing that really distinguishes a band in my mind is what they have to say, the music is merely decoration.
Khalifa said:
8. If you choose an era in world history? which?
Saladin's time, that was when real world shit was going down. Plus I wouldnt mind getting to see the Spartans fight first hand, that would be some awesome shit.
Khalifa said:
9. Homer simpson or Peter?
Peter of course, Homer is funny if you are 12 years old and dont know any better. The simpsons actually annoys me now.
Khalifa said:
10. getting burnt or choaked to death.
Fu
ck, that is a toughie. I'll go with burned as long as it was associated with something cool. Chocking to death seems like such a stupid way to go out. Like, did you hear how Johnny went out, he chocked on an apple core, what a stupid ****er.
Keep em coming and I will try to make the rest a bit more funny
Mike said:
Would you blow Donald Trump on national TV for 80% of his yearly income for the rest of your life
Fu
ck that, comb over jerkoff can suck his own **** off. Plus with the luck he and I have he will prolly go broke a couple more times before he dies.
Mike said:
Where's the craziest place you ever pulled a wack?
School, playing prolly the most disgusting game you have heard of "Jizz Crackers"
I wont get into specifics. I still feel disgusted for that freshmen, what made us do that to him is beyond me.