The Sex Thread (the do's and donts to getting laid)

[phonk]

Pro tip: Make a girl shit in a condom, put it in a freezer, wait a couple of hours and later she can use it as a dildo.

 

[I4E]

Pro tip: Make a girl shit in a condom, put it in a freezer, wait a couple of hours and later she can use it as a dildo.

WTF did I just read :serious:

 

[Palacio]

WTF did I just read :serious:

Frankly the issues raised here are just disgusting.

 

[Wobblz]

Pro tip: Make a girl shit in a condom, put it in a freezer, wait a couple of hours and later she can use it as a dildo.

 

[I4E]

Seriously ?!

 

[ScottishInterista]

I didnt need to see it twice I4E

 

[I4E]

I didnt need to see it twice I4E

Howz'at ?

 

[ScottishInterista]

Howz'at ?

Cheers bae :heart::heart:

 

[Devious]

Can I put that guy in the drawings in my avatar?

 

[Besnik]

Adult threads aren't the same without Thats Unpossible's writings. kay:

 

[crzdcolombian]

Seriously reading some of these it’s like being 13 again and everyone making up stories on how they lost their virginity.

Shower and be nice. Wear a fking dress shirt, tuck that shit in and pay the 1st date. Don’t look at other girls or talk about them.

Know your potential. Problem is some dudes look like nice guys or a hot girl will date you and your like na I want to be a player and hook up with ton of girls and be like Leonardo de caprio. But it’s like you look lik a 110 pound 15 year old lesbian that only works for Justin Bieber because he is rich and a musician.

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Seriously reading some of these it’s like being 13 again and everyone making up stories on how they lost their virginity.

Shower and be nice. Wear a fking dress shirt, tuck that shit in and pay the 1st date. Don’t look at other girls or talk about them.

Know your potential. Problem is some dudes look like nice guys or a hot girl will date you and your like na I want to be a player and hook up with ton of girls and be like Leonardo de caprio. But it’s like you look lik a 110 pound 15 year old lesbian that only works for Justin Bieber because he is rich and a musician.

 

[Batman]

How do I know if I have premature ejaculation?

 

[Devious]

If she said get out, dont come here ever again.

 

[Adriano@10]

How do I know if I have premature ejaculation?

Well usually jizz in your pants is a good indication of premature ejaculation.


Note there are some exceptions to this rule having a bit of jizz in your pants in our treble night for example is totally normal, same goes for when gal gadot is standing in front of you and telling you to do your worst.

 

[Glass box]

I fucked a girl that lives in Italy and supports rube. She was very happy.

And not happy for supporting rube, if you KNOW what I MEAN. :lala:

 

[wera]

Sometimes you can barely have a conversation on Tinder because girls are bored I guess, sometimes girls make hotel reservations after two convos.

God bless Tinder.

 

[ScottishInterista]

Met my last GF on tinder but apart from that 90% of girls are bots or dont respond. Easier just making an ass of myself in the club and getting blackout

 

[wera]

Yo, question for Pimp. Where do we stand on 'no condom, pull out' game?

I just Tupaced a chick.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Met my last GF on tinder but apart from that 90% of girls are bots or dont respond. Easier just making an ass of myself in the club and getting blackout

Bumble is better is tinder for women. So they get to pick. No reason for them to be bots. Have many friends who met their bfs/gfs on it

Tho one of my wives friends is on elite dating which seems like the douchest thing ever. Think it’s based on your LinkedIn profile. So if you don’t have a high paying job you don’t get in.

Problem with dating is most chicks want to be dudes until they get old and are like shit I want a baby and o I guess getting a 6’3 white dude who makes 200k is only in movies. Online dating makes chicks think they can get a hot guy because they are hot shit. It’s like nope they just know you are an easy target.


As for the no condom thing. You don’t want a baby or a std.

I got married at 25 because I had 3 years were I went super saiyan god in college putting insane numbers. One day my dick looked like a leper. Freaked the fuck out. Thankfully I was just a fking idiot and put my dirty towel on a water pipe. It gave me atheletes foot. Was the best case scenario and after that it’s like man. 1 vag is fine for me. My grandma would have murdered me if she didn’t get a grand kid

 

[Handoyo]

One day my dick looked like a leper. Freaked the fuck out.