The Sex Thread (the do's and donts to getting laid)

[AntonTheGreat]

A thread all about sex!

The do's and don'ts to get laid!

Get denied? Tell us why!?

and i'll tell you exactly how to fix it! or someone else will

Get it in with little work/effort!? again tell us how!

This thread will help girls and guys get laid!!

THE TIPS AND TRICKS FOR SEX ADDICTS

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TIP #1 - don't be scared of the girl no matter how hot she is... ever walk by the couples that just don't look right! yea i'm talking about the ugly guy with the hot girl you cringe at while passing them!! well thats simply because words and actions speak louder then physical appearance!

Tip #2 - if you just wanna get laid, go for the drunk one

... more to come

 

[Pimpin]

Tip #3 Never show yourself as needy, I mean Never, ofc exception if you are on a slow elevator and you are horny as fuck.

Tip #4 Never ever show off with whom you've slept, it may be great 2-3 weeks but after that youll have hard time getting laid, bitches be scared, also if you are good the word will spread..Believe me..

Tip #5 If you ever fuck shit up and get into a relationship ( god forbid) , if you get dumped never go for the ugly chicks, that would mean that your standards have fallen,you are horny as fuck, and you are out of the hot chicks league.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

Oh does the word spread, idk how people in other countries are, but with the people i hang around with, i can't have sex without the world knowing!! hence the reason i only go for girls with no mutual friends on facebook!! :awwwyeah:

 

[Big Willy]

When she wants more, give her less, she'll be more excited and desperated in the coitus, making her cum faster :slick:.

And... good oral sex, that's essential imo.

 

[Pimpin]

When she wants more, give her less, she'll be more excited and desperated in the coitus, making her cum faster :slick:.

And... good oral sex, that's essential imo.

it depends man, there are some girls who cant stand that shit, others who love that shit.. It may be a gamble IMO

 

[Big Willy]

it depends man, there are some girls who cant stand that shit, others who love that shit.. It may be a gamble IMO

It depends on how bitch is the chick.

If she wants sex, like, 'straight up' shit, probably won't work, but it will definetly work if she's a cheesy one.

 

[Lothar of the Hill People]

Rub one out before your date. Takes the pressure off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf0HHY7pZKY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Visca]

oh you men..

 

[Broseph Stalin]

When in doubt pull it out?

 

[Big Willy]

A thread all about sex!

The do's and don'ts to get laid!

Get denied? Tell us why!?

and i'll tell you exactly how to fix it! or someone else will

Get it in with little work/effort!? again tell us how!

This thread will help girls and guys get laid!!

THE TIPS AND TRICKS FOR SEX ADDICTS

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~this could be fun, please dont close it

---------- Post added at 22:12 ---------- Previous post was at 22:09 ----------

TIP #1 - don't be scared of the girl no matter how hot she is... ever walk by the couples that just don't look right! yea i'm talking about the ugly guy with the hot girl you cringe at while passing them!! well thats simply because words and actions speak louder then physical appearance!

Tip #2 - if you just wanna get laid, go for the drunk one

... more to come

You have 69 THANKS if YOU KNOW what I MEAN :lala:

 

[AntonTheGreat]

I HATE CONDOMS

 

[Pajo]

I HATE CONDOMS

Good for me i trust my GF and i do it without condoms :slick:

 

[Pharaoh]

Rub one out before your date. Takes the pressure off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf0HHY7pZKY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Or if you're still in college before you go to parties lol

 

[Big Willy]

I HATE CONDOMS

Use extra thin. It's better than a long-term mistake.

 

[Handoyo]

Never fails

 

[Ed.]

Never fails

That must be the way you got your wife, huh?

 

[Kato]

Tip #4314717417 Never post a thread about how to get laid on a public forum.. your future gf might see it

 

[Ana Banana]

ahhh. this forum

 

[AntonTheGreat]

Tip #4314717417 Never post a thread about how to get laid on a public forum.. your future gf might see it

who hacked my shit :trollol:

 

[dynasty27]

who hacked my shit :trollol:

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