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I clicked on the bullshit thread and thought i was in the transfer thread.

Back on topic pls.

I ve been in the uk for past few months on and off and i just cant fucking find one fucking place not named greggs that serves hot breakfasts. And no, no
English breakfasts, but like hot bread/pastries/ soup .
 

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hard to find hot foods for breakfast but not like only Greggs, you can go to McDonald or any coffee chains like Costa to pickup any breakfast meal then asking for heating up not ideal but it’s ok
 

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hard to find hot foods for breakfast but not like only Greggs, you can go to McDonald or any coffee chains like Costa to pickup any breakfast meal then asking for heating up not ideal but it’s ok
Is that your idea of breakfast? A 2 day old toasted cheese bread?
 

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I may try and start a new breakfast place that serves burek and corba. Ill get funding from brehme fuck this lets monetize it.
 

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Hot foods 🤣 I normally have coffee in the morning anyway
 

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I may try and start a new breakfast place that serves burek and corba. Ill get funding from brehme fuck this lets monetize it.
You're trying to get stuff done in a place where they don't put salt on their food. Just give up
 

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I may try and start a new breakfast place that serves burek and corba. Ill get funding from brehme fuck this lets monetize it.
LOL
You're trying to get stuff done in a place where they don't put salt on their food. Just give up
To be fair quite some expats in london this shit might work... Yes you re not gonna convince the english to eat something with actual taste.... but the expat community..
Like my lebanse buddy who lives there for 5 years is always complaining about the fucken food... And has had several half baked ideas of how to bring good food to the UK.

Side note: Yes ofcourse there are great restaurants in the UK and england but i stick with the average food is pretty damn bad...
That being said i actually like full english breakfasts but who the fuck has time for that during the week?
 

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I know an old retired man coming to little cafe shop just to have English breakfast every morning, actually most handymen would have it as well. Most depressing thing is kids from secondary going to off-licence shops to buy fucking Prime in the morning.
 

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You're trying to get stuff done in a place where they don't put salt on their food. Just give up

This is a fair point.

LOL

To be fair quite some expats in london this shit might work... Yes you re not gonna convince the english to eat something with actual taste.... but the expat community..
Like my lebanse buddy who lives there for 5 years is always complaining about the fucken food... And has had several half baked ideas of how to bring good food to the UK.

Side note: Yes ofcourse there are great restaurants in the UK and england but i stick with the average food is pretty damn bad...
That being said i actually like full english breakfasts but who the fuck has time for that during the week?

Lebanese food slaps. I go 2-3 stops out of my way to have manaeesh. I have nothing near me though, no edible breakfast food. If we can standardise and franchise it, we can get the brits on proper morning food.

And yeah, who has the time to have a full english breakfast.. as good as it may be
 

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Where are your whereabouts?

I spent 7-8 years in Edgware Road at Paddington area, near both tube stations, best place to be.
Remarkably surrounded by junk food due to the train station but barely had any... Visitors? Well, it was all about that junk :D They were surprised I didn't consume that like crazy.

Moved to Shoreditch for a year and got 8 kilos up... freaking Red Dog Saloon :) But mostly poor supermarket choices and lack of decent food options. There was this Avocado place but how many wraps can one have...
 

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Where are your whereabouts?

I spent 7-8 years in Edgware Road at Paddington area, near both tube stations, best place to be.
Remarkably surrounded by junk food due to the train station but barely had any... Visitors? Well, it was all about that junk :D They were surprised I didn't consume that like crazy.

Moved to Shoreditch for a year and got 8 kilos up... freaking Red Dog Saloon :) But mostly poor supermarket choices and lack of decent food options. There was this Avocado place but how many wraps can one have...

I'm in a small town in Essex, Brentwood, don't ask how I ended up here, but yeah nice commute to London. THE FOOD THOUGH IS APPALLING, for breakfast especially.

Screw moving to London though, was once near Aldgate then London Bridge, I am done with that place
 

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I spent 2 years living in Brixton, near the Ritzy. It was so loud that I didn't get a good night's sleep once. Good thing I was in my mid-20s. I couldn't possibly do that now.

Some good independent food places, though.
 

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I said London, not the ghetto or the City :D

Jokes aside, London Bridge is half decent, but not the area I'd like to live.

If it's not Mayfair, Paddington, Fitzrovia, Belgravia or Kensington, it's just not London. Everywhere else is just so that those places have a reason to exist and maintain whatever calibre they have :lol:

But the City has great food. It's just not really habitable.

And @Pimpin you realize that your current location warrants a no comment, hence why you didn't get one :lol:
 

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I spent 2 years living in Brixton, near the Ritzy. It was so loud that I didn't get a good night's sleep once. Good thing I was in my mid-20s. I couldn't possibly do that now.

Some good independent food places, though.
San Marino Brixton is decent place, not expensive.
 

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I'm in a small town in Essex, Brentwood, don't ask how I ended up here, but yeah nice commute to London. THE FOOD THOUGH IS APPALLING, for breakfast especially.
hahahahhaha bro like we re in the year 2023 i think the food oustide of London is appalling because the people like it this way......

especially in a town that is in commuting distance to london not like these people never saw or tasted decent food
 

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Threads finally came to EU. So far it feels like a bad Twitter copy. It's also problematic you can't post if you don't have instagram.
 

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Just got home.

My dad got in a car accident last year. Other driver hit him tried to flee the scene. My dad took a picture of his license plate.

Guy gets out of the car shirtless tries to fight my 60 year old dad.

Police come. Tell him the guy doesn’t have insurance and it’s not his car. He can go

Now the guy is saying he was injured in the crash. Most injured people don’t come out to fight the other driver
 

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Threads finally came to EU. So far it feels like a bad Twitter copy. It's also problematic you can't post if you don't have instagram.
Huh, one perk of being non-EU European country was we got Threads on day 1.
It tells you a lot about the quality of those perks when having Threads is one of them though.
 
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