The bullshit thread

[ElDiego22]

quite simply, no.

Are you basing on the dogshit later seasons? Everyone can agree that first 3 seasons was up there with peak Simpsons and South Park in terms of writing. What a shame Seth Macfarlene wasted his talents. The Hollywood equivilent of Adriano.

 

[Fapuccino]

Obviously South Park is way better than Family Guy, but I just used it as an example of a good show in that genre.

 

[KevinB]

erasmus?

Internship, so no hot chicks to check in classes...

13 people in an apartment? Fucking cult or asylum processing facility?

The fact that they are all so silent, I'm starting to think it's a drugged asylum.

More privacy found under a bridge I think

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Actually, it's pretty okay. I never see any people stay longer than 5 mins in the kitchen. Always got the bathrooms free somehow. These people just spend entire days in their rooms it seems

 

[Fapuccino]

Im paying money out my ass just to have my own apartment and barely saving anything. But 13 people...fuck.

 

[Wobblz]

Man, living in Barcelona is epic. Everyday I fall in love with 100 girls on the streets, walking. Señoritas sure as hell are crazy hot in here. On the downside, I live in an appartment with 13 other people. And aside from 2, none are social minded :chan:

So how's heroin addiction going on for you guys?

 

[KevinB]

So how's heroin addiction going on for you guys?

Would explain why all of them stay in their rooms, no need for food or bathrooms

 

[crzdcolombian]

Would explain why all of them stay in their rooms, no need for food or bathrooms

I use to live with a random roommate when I was interning in NYC. she was a random roommate. She had sugar daddies that would pay for shit. It was weird you would see old gross dudes chilling in our apartment when her phone bill, car payment and rent was due. Come to think of it she was probably a prostitute

 

[Dylan]

I hope you kept your toothbrushes very separate.

 

[Fapuccino]

I use to live with a random roommate when I was interning in NYC. she was a random roommate. She had sugar daddies that would pay for shit. It was weird you would see old gross dudes chilling in our apartment when her phone bill, car payment and rent was due. Come to think of it she was probably a prostitute

:chan:

 

[Raul Duke]

I propose we set up a Stalinist kangaroo-court to try Pajo (and find him guilty) of crimes against FIF.

He shall be assigned ‘That’s Unpossible’ as his defence attorney.

 

[crzdcolombian]

:chan:

Apartments in NYC are crazy expensive especially as a intern. Just glad no one stole my organs

 

[ADRossi]

Complex systems tend to self-balance. Say you introduce an invasive predatory species to an island. That species would kill and fuck en masse as long as there's resource to do so. Once they've depleted it they will promptly dwindle in numbers and balance will be restored. Of course in such a scenario maybe the prey would go extinct but that's beyond the point.

So yeah, I find it very funny when I hear "we are killing the planet" - no we aren't. We are killing ourselves and quite frankly I couldn't care less for humanity as such. We probably deserve a "mass extinction" event just to sober up a little and cut some fat. It's too bad we'll take a lot of other unique lifeforms with us as well, but hey, maybe they don't "deserve" to be living either, if they are wiped out as easily by a bunch of crafty apes.

As for Greta Thunberg. Well, let's forget she's a well off little white girl that's being used as a puppet by some fag. The problem with her is that she's antagonizing the shit out of the world, pitting all kinds of people against climate change as a subject just because they feel attacked. She is throwing shit all over the place and this will never ever fucking work in proving an argument, let alone changing people's minds that it's time to act and making them join your efforts. "How dare you?"... How dare you shit on all the efforts scientists and hundreds of people made before you to establish a civil dialog about climate change. We are getting there, you have to be delusional to think it'll take just a couple of decades to completely ditch fossil fuels and become carbon emission free all of a sudden. Inter and Milan can't build a fucking stadium for over a decade and a half ffs...

At this point I think only Bill Gates knows what he's doing. Elon Musk is living in la la land with his 100% renewable romance. Greta here wants to sue countries (France and Germany of all, lol) and "punish" people for "stealing her childhood"... So Bill Gates, of all people, works on a new nuclear reactor design that works with spent fuel - the only actual working solution to the emissions problem. Dude is actually way smarter than many of the false prophets that take the spotlight lately.

It's kind of an unfortunate state of affairs for humans as a species. Hundreds of years ago we invented ways to accomplish objectives more efficiently than ever before; and these methods happen to pollute our environment terribly. Now that we're advanced as a species, in many cases we've developed solutions to the same problems that result in less pollution, and all things being equal would be better for humanity in the long term.

But we've already invested in the infrastructure for the old ways, and the people who stand to lose money from a conversion have no incentive to switch. So they ultimately act in their own best interest rather than humanity's. Conversely, there's a slew of people looking to profit off the "eco-friendly" trend with impure intentions.

It's just unfortunate. The guy who invented "leaded" gasoline 120 years ago realized that using ethanol instead of lead would still work. But he wanted to make a profit off of his idea, and ethanol was far too common. So he used lead instead, sold the idea, and managed to pollute the world and give millions of people lead poisoning.

 

[JJM]

My insomnia problem makes me go nuts with spare time I guess...So I decided to take this gap in time to my advantage, to try and do something to pass the time, my entertainment purely
Started writing a concept for a sci fi novel or something of the sort... An idea popped up in my mind, but totally relatable to some current and past Earth issues just in more sci fi fashion I guess... Futuristic set up...
I mean I have lots of ideas, totally geeking out but the problem is finding a coherent story with a sensible time line that makes sense... Shit just floating in my head
Need to find an anchor to ground it to paper or the screen heh... Not that easy
Also making up the details to be interesting is key I believe... Made some key plot topics but man... You need to connect the dots somehow... That's the trick heh

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[firmino]

Let us know when you are done with this sci-fi novel.

 

[Javier'sSon]

JJM writing something? Hmmm it'll probably be some sort a Morse code than anything else.

 

[JJM]

JJM writing something? Hmmm it'll probably be some sort a Morse code than anything else.

Ahahahaha, thanks for the actual lol in a hallway full of people who think I'm crazy now, no harm here anyway... Well, the coding might take a while... If I even finish it in this life time, writers block, seaking inspiration, might need to visit unusual places spiritually, mentally and physically, it's an intricate process of gathering ideas and sorting them on to a blank canvas, but surely I have a gift of saying much and actually telling little... Long story short which drugs should I take for the plot to really take off haha

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[Wobblz]

Long story short which drugs should I take for the plot to really take off haha

Just stop the ones you're taking and see how it goes from there.

 

[JJM]

Just stop the ones you're taking and see how it goes from there.

I wish, I could... They are the reason for the insomnia but also keeping me alive... Full basket of irony right there.


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[phonk]

This most powerful drug in the world is love

 

[Kramerica Industries]

This most powerful drug in the world is love

For my part, I couldn't begin to tell you the last time I felt love towards any individual person. It's actually kinda scary to me.