Mike, happy b-day man!!
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to my man mikey(stiffler) from the US of A
,the most original and humerous member of the forum(along with brad )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER,ENJOY,HAVE FUN:drunk: :drunk1:
hope your mates are taking you to the house of pleasure:teeth: :horny:
,the most original and humerous member of the forum(along with brad )HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER,ENJOY,HAVE FUN:drunk: :drunk1:
hope your mates are taking you to the house of pleasure:teeth: :horny:
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Happy birthday u ****ing kiddo.its hard to believe someone with your komodo tongue is that young. have a good one but dont do anything i wont do, which is nothing, so **** a post and howl at the moon, while your tripping ofcourse.
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10 years of FIFMike's Life
1990 - Born in the projects of Montreal to Sicilian immigrants, Mike quickly learns the value of hard work and hating anyone who wasn't of his race. When he was a mere 4 years old, he vowed he'd keep his Italian bloodlines pure
1994 - Mike cries after watching Baggio botch the penalty in shoot-out against Brazil.
2000 - Mike first comes across the football team, Inter Milan. While the rest of his family are Juventini, he simply can't comprehend rooting for such an ugly looking team in such an ugly stadio. He chooses Inter much to the dismay of the rest of the familia.
2002 - Mike cries once again after Inter choke against Lazio. His family taunts him until he explodes with rage and destroys half the house before his old man lays him out with a left hook.
2003 - Mike becomes a teenager. His body feels very weird and his pee-pee reacts in an odd way when other guys are around him. His favorite class is gym and his favorite hobby is when his friends dog-pile onto him.
2005 - Mike ends the homosexual phase and quickly becomes an extremely violent homophobe. His popularity with the ladies skyrockets and he loses his virginity to an Asian girl which has been a dream of his as he's told me several times.
2006 - Mike commits his first of many hate crimes to celebrate the World Cup win by Italy. He beats up some French (no shortage in Montreal) people and then he and his buddies proceed to urinate on them. He cries afterwards.
2007 and.... beyond? - Who the hell knows with this kid? I'm thinking probably jail once he gets older. Either that or he meets some hot Italian broad, moves back to Sicily and smuggles crack cocaine for the Mafia and B-Rad has sex with his wife while he's away on trips. Regardless, it doesn't look good for our boy.
Happy Birthday bro.
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1990 - Born in the projects of Montreal to Sicilian immigrants, Mike quickly learns the value of hard work and hating anyone who wasn't of his race. When he was a mere 4 years old, he vowed he'd keep his Italian bloodlines pure
1994 - Mike cries after watching Baggio botch the penalty in shoot-out against Brazil.
2000 - Mike first comes across the football team, Inter Milan. While the rest of his family are Juventini, he simply can't comprehend rooting for such an ugly looking team in such an ugly stadio. He chooses Inter much to the dismay of the rest of the familia.
2002 - Mike cries once again after Inter choke against Lazio. His family taunts him until he explodes with rage and destroys half the house before his old man lays him out with a left hook.
2003 - Mike becomes a teenager. His body feels very weird and his pee-pee reacts in an odd way when other guys are around him. His favorite class is gym and his favorite hobby is when his friends dog-pile onto him.
2005 - Mike ends the homosexual phase and quickly becomes an extremely violent homophobe. His popularity with the ladies skyrockets and he loses his virginity to an Asian girl which has been a dream of his as he's told me several times.
2006 - Mike commits his first of many hate crimes to celebrate the World Cup win by Italy. He beats up some French (no shortage in Montreal) people and then he and his buddies proceed to urinate on them. He cries afterwards.
2007 and.... beyond? - Who the hell knows with this kid? I'm thinking probably jail once he gets older. Either that or he meets some hot Italian broad, moves back to Sicily and smuggles crack cocaine for the Mafia and B-Rad has sex with his wife while he's away on trips. Regardless, it doesn't look good for our boy.
Happy Birthday bro.
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B-RaD said:
lol you bastard wait till it's your birthday again I'll traumatize you for the rest of your life, as for the rest of you thanks alot guys I love you especially my fellow Canadians (including Asian-Columbia members) and my aussies no matter how much we diss each other the love is there lol
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Happy birthday Mike :boogy: 17? This means I am about a decade older than you? :sweeteye: That's creepy, no more MSN chats
Enjoy it, and remember those MSN advices (not the router ones)
Enjoy it, and remember those MSN advices (not the router ones)
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lol shutup Hamed we all know you're the one who starts those MSN conversations.
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Mike please go on webcam please man don't tell anybody pleaseee and please don't show anyone the picture I sent you with my roomate Rodrigo where I'm wearing my UPS uniform. Mike in a few years you'll be legal and we dont have to keep this a secret anymore.
Hamed says:
Mike please go on webcam please man don't tell anybody pleaseee and please don't show anyone the picture I sent you with my roomate Rodrigo where I'm wearing my UPS uniform. Mike in a few years you'll be legal and we dont have to keep this a secret anymore.