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[Lui]

The disallowed goal from the shirt tug was a make-up call from the penalty. Dragowski was never going to catch that counter.

 

[phonk]

So our retard players turning up in the big games seems to be a thing now. Makes me think we should get more of them.
On a sidenote though, Keita has a body that makes a girl wet instantly and I really like his hair too. And I am not even gay, just confident enough to acknowledge these things.

 

[Palacio]

The disallowed goal from the shirt tug was a make-up call from the penalty. Dragowski was never going to catch that counter.

Keita could have pushed him with his shoulder to slow him down or to cut in front of him instead of holding his shirt.

 

[LyNX]

So our retard players turning up in the big games seems to be a thing now. Makes me think we should get more of them.
On a sidenote though, Keita has a body that makes a girl wet instantly and I really like his hair too. And I am not even gay, just confident enough to acknowledge these things.

This is the definition of a shitpost

 

[Pimpin]

Thank you. Next, loan with option.

fixed

 

[DIN011]

Honestly, I would like to see him here next season. When I think about it, he would be PERFECT for Conte’s 343. Some continuity and the perfect role and we could have a gem on our hands. I believe he’s shown a much higher ceiling than Politano despite playing like what, half of Politano’s minutes?

He’s no CF. He’s not a wide midfielder. He’s not a CAM. He’s an SS or an inverted winger, him om the left in Contes 343 would be perfect. Pedro and Willian we’re amazing under Conte and I don’t think they’re any better than Keita tbh. I hope that we at least trey to bring him here. Maybe not for 35m, but still.


I’d MUCH rather have Keita than fucking Chiesa who would just be another Politano.

 

[ADRossi]

I think an attack (in a 3-4-3) of Chiesa at RF, Dzeko at ST, and Keita at LF would be extremely dynamic and exciting. Perhaps a bit inconsistent.

If Keita could force Monaco's hand (i.e. say he'll only accept a move to Inter) maybe we can get the transfer fee down to 20-25 million, which is reasonable for him.

 

[DIN011]

I think an attack (in a 3-4-3) of Chiesa at RF, Dzeko at ST, and Keita at LF would be extremely dynamic and exciting. Perhaps a bit inconsistent.

If Keita could force Monaco's hand (i.e. say he'll only accept a move to Inter) maybe we can get the transfer fee down to 20-25 million, which is reasonable for him.

Monaco have also shown recent interest in Joao Mario and last season they were after Dalbert, maybe we could use that to our advantage as well.

 

[Pimpin]

Monaco have also shown recent interest in Joao Mario and last season they were after Dalbert, maybe we could use that to our advantage as well.

oh if they barely made it this season the next one they relegated for sure

 

[tonyclifton]

I would be happy to have Keita next season. I can't rate his performance this season because he barely had minutes and appearance continuity whatsoever, yet he still managed to produce quite a respectable tally despite the close to non-existent opportunity given by fucking Spalletti (and injuries too unfortunately). He had like what, less than a quarter of Icardi's minutes? I think he even had less than half of Lautaro's minutes. Some people here bring up the issue of Keita's consistency. Look, how the fuck can we discuss Keita's consistency when he was hardly ever given the opportunity to play 2 fucking consecutive games for fuck's sake. Spalletti would play Keita for 20 minutes, then leave him out for the next 10 games, then play him for 17 minutes, then leave him out again for 6 games, then suddenly play him for 2 consecutive games, then leave him out again for 8 games, and the cycle goes on.

If some people can tolerate 10 consecutive shit ass unproductive games by Icardi, why can't they tolerate Keita for at least 2 games? If given adequate minutes, Keita might be able to deliver more. I can't judge him this season because the opportunity he had was hardly adequate even for a backup player, let alone a starter.

 

[JJM]

Question of IQ... I mean wtf was he doing at the end of the game, auditions for a mental hospital?!

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[rfU]

Monaco have also shown recent interest in Joao Mario and last season they were after Dalbert, maybe we could use that to our advantage as well.

Give em both and in turn they can gives us Keita plus 20m.

 

[Rasha]

So our retard players turning up in the big games seems to be a thing now. Makes me think we should get more of them.
On a sidenote though, Keita has a body that makes a girl wet instantly and I really like his hair too. And I am not even gay, just confident enough to acknowledge these things.

well if you are girl and you wet yourself on male body, i wouldnt call you gay ...

 

[Moradinho]

I don't want him here next season. The reason is his work ethic, or rather lack thereof. Although Perisic has sucked most this season, one thing that he (and even Politano) have, is work ethic and tracking back/defending/putting pressure.

This guy requires another player to do his defensive duties for him. Whomever plays on the flanks needs to pull his own weight. Pandev, Etoo,Perisic, and Politano (not discussing their quality) did it, and so should every other player that is in the starting line up.

Edit: his stupid brainfart in the 93rd minute also doesn't show a sign of intelligence. Unless we can get him super cheap (+cheap salary) I wouldnt mind him to enter as a sub for his flair. But this guy the way he is now, causes you more headache with his lack of defending than he makes up with his attacking contribution

 

[Sokrates]

Keita has shown nothing this year. 2-3 good games, and that was it.
Just because he scored against Empoli... it doesn't make him better than he really is.

 

[qb4ever_2k]

Keita has shown nothing this year. 2-3 good games, and that was it.
Just because he scored against Empoli... it doesn't make him better than he really is.

5 goals and 3 assists in 883 minutes. I know we can't extrapolate this kind of stats to like 3000 minutes but that is a really good rate.
And most, if not all, of his goals were decisive too.

 

[Batman]

He was let down a lot by injuries and poor decisions by Spalletti.

 

[Sassuolu]

In his peak moment, when Spallo started trusting him he got injured and aggravated his injury in silly circumstances: https://www.foxsports.it/2019/05/07/infortunio-keita-infuriare-inter-colpa-iene/

If he didn't get that injury, who knows what would have happened, could be that he would have become important like Cancelo became mid way through the season. He's a talented played but his decision making isn't the best, and I am talking about taking off his shirt and pulling down Dragowski costing Brozovic the goal of the season haha.

 

[Nyall]

I don't want him here next season. The reason is his work ethic, or rather lack thereof. Although Perisic has sucked most this season, one thing that he (and even Politano) have, is work ethic and tracking back/defending/putting pressure.

This guy requires another player to do his defensive duties for him. Whomever plays on the flanks needs to pull his own weight. Pandev, Etoo,Perisic, and Politano (not discussing their quality) did it, and so should every other player that is in the starting line up.

Edit: his stupid brainfart in the 93rd minute also doesn't show a sign of intelligence. Unless we can get him super cheap (+cheap salary) I wouldnt mind him to enter as a sub for his flair. But this guy the way he is now, causes you more headache with his lack of defending than he makes up with his attacking contribution

First, fuck work ethic. We need talent.

Second, fuck having wingers defend, while the team struggles to score goals. Let's get proper wing backs and a better tactical system instead so our attackers can do what they do best.

 

[tonyclifton]

First, fuck work ethic. We need talent.

Second, fuck having wingers defend, while the team struggles to score goals. Let's get proper wing backs and a better tactical system instead so our attackers can do what they do best.

I remember the time when fucking Mancini used to prefer Eder and past it Palacio over Ljajic because they had 'better' work ethics. Fuck that shit. In real competitive games, Ljajic actually showed more spirit and always tried to make something happen. But yeah, let's play Eder because he works hard in training sessions despite how shit and useless he is in competitive games.

Fuck that shit.