Pajo said:
What, you don't speak greek?
Nope. My mother barely spoke it, so I couldn't really learn it from her. Some of my extended family does, but I'm not really around them much.
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Duke Ellington said:
Who would crown as the "Vice-Vasilios" ??
The search is still on. N4L was too expensive. Rossi wouldn't take a bench role. I4E's too old. Uni didn't have the right 'characteristics'. Willy was non-EU. We're still taking applications. Potential applicants should provide relevant experience, nude photos, along with a generous
donation. Though if anyone gets a hold of the Minka Kelly sex tape and sends that in with their application, then they automatically win.
Daisy Duke said:
Who would you identify as the Anti-Vasilios?
As everyone knows, my posts are always brimming with wit and brilliance, and every post has a purpose. So with that said, the anti-vasilios would be behemooooooooth.
Duke University said:
What powers would/does Vasilios the superhero have?
Mind control. Always choose mind control.
George Duke said:
If you were to match up the CL winning Inter lineup to FIF members, who would they be? Why?
Based on the lineup from the final...
JC: Michael. Backbone of the team.
Maicon: Universe. Raped by Gareth Bale.
Lucio: dyna. No reason at all. They were both in Germany I guess. Whatever, fuck off.
Samuel: The Wall. Easy.
Chivu: Ana. Exhibit 1. Exhibit 2.
JZ: Handoyo. Boss of bosses.
Cambiasso: N4L. Relies on tactical knowledge to break down enemy attacking moves [idiotic posts]
Sneijder: Hal. #10. Spends more time in the gym than on the pitch.
Pandev: Pajo. Goraninho Pandevaldo
Eto'o: Dino. Forever Il Leone :alone:
Milito: Vito. Italian backgrounds, and because Vito Milito would be a bad ass name.
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Toldo: I4E. Oldest player in the squad. Seen it all.
Cordoba: Cafe. Easy again.
Materazzi: blackmore. Master at provoking.
Deki: That's Unpossible. Doesn't score [post] often, but when he does it's usually epic.
Muntari: Hamsun. Sent off in just 2 minutes.
Mariga: Cal. Only because Mariga's brother plays for Celtic. Whatever, fuck off again.
Balotelli: Suneet. Huge fan of Mario, just like Mario himself.
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Quaresma: Leo. Grew up idolizing Figo.
Arnautovic: Stefan. Rarely makes an appearance.
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Motta: Azz. Key player but banned.
Patty Duke said:
Why does it burn when I pee?
I hear that STD's are rampant in the Nerazzurro Down Under thread. I never enter that thread without protection.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald said:
What would you do if you came across Uniballs in a dark alley?
First
And then
Trevor Fitzroy said:
Which forum member do you think would make a good ball boy?
An able bodied young lad eager for balls? I think we're accepting applications for that as well tbh. Applicants should contact Suneet.
Fritz the Cat said:
Why have I had a big bunch of blank CDs sitting on my desk for the last 7 years?
Maybe the same reason I have.
music -> mp3 player
everything else -> DVD's
nothing at all -> CD's
Cotton Fitzsimmons said:
What's the 'V' stand for in your name?
Vasilios. The V in Vasilios stands for Vasilios. So, the proper spelling is really Vasiliosasilios.
Larry Fitzgerald said:
Why do you have to turn left to turn right?
3 lefts equals a right. Or something like that.
Ryan Fitzpatrick said:
What's the difference between 28 and 30?
Decency and self respect? But really, I'm with Zeman on this one. Even 28 is too many.
George Fitzhugh said:
Why does snakevicius have such a hard-on for dyna?
Well
this certainly isn't helping matters.
Clemens Fritz said:
Why does Vito never thank a post?
By now you should know Vito is a bot. Vito 1.0 hasn't been programmed to Thank. It's an upgrade we're working on.
Bonus double answer: Well, someone has to counteract Fitzy's booze induced thank rampages.
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converse said:
- Give your truthful / unbiased / personal opinion on calciopoli as if you were explaining it to someone who didn't know anything about it.
My personal opinion is that the whole thing was a fucking disaster and a huge black eye for Serie A. In general I don't like discussing it because debating it with Juve fans is akin to repeatedly punching one's self in the nuts. And discussing it with Inter fans isn't much better, because they tend to be just as biased, refusing to acknowledge any possibility of any wrongdoing on our part, or on the part of the FIGC and the entire process in general.
My basic feelings are that Moggi was obviously into some shady shit. That shit is not really disputable, even by the most brainless Juve fans. I do think everything was very convenient for Inter and that we definitely played a role in bringing the scandal to light, and also in what wasn't brought to light. I also don't particularly give a fuck about the scudetto we were awarded, and think all the 'scudetto of honesty' stuff was over the top. But, in this case I think the ends probably justify the means. I think the entire thing was poorly handled from the beginning, and that they couldn't really prove everything that went on, but everyone knew what the deal was. And that's not really even getting into GEA and all the shady dealings and undue influence that provided. But basically, fuck Juve, fuck Moggi, and fuck Juve again.
inverse said:
- Hypothetically, if you could have one retired player play (in his prime) for Inter today, who would it be?
Any player or a past Inter player? I'm also going to ignore all players from before my time. So no Facchetti, Pele, whoever.
Inter:
Ronaldo. Easy choice. A striker w/ pace, power, ball control skills and finishing skills. Closest thing we've had recently is Eto'o who carried the whole team on his back.
Non-Inter:
Maradona. Kind of cheating, as I was pretty young during his best years, but he was unstoppable.
Rivaldo. His peak didn't last all that long, but from like 98-01 he was awesome.
reverse said:
- out of our 'youths' (<21yr olds) who do you have the most hope for?
Coutinho is the obvious choice, and the correct one as well. Besides him though, I'd probably say Mbaye. Maybe. He's very young but didn't look too out of place with the senior squad. His temperament seems like it could be an issue, but again, he's so damn young that I'm not really worried about it. Bessa should probably be up there, but for whatever reason I'm not all that convinced he'll be special at the next level. It's so tough to judge youth players against other youth players and try to extrapolate that. Longo, Livaja, Duncan etc. All of them are clearly talented, but tbh none of those would shock me if they completely fell off the face of the Earth after a few years. I think Obi is 21, not under, but I have relatively high hopes for him. A rotational player who can start on occasion. The kind of player you'd give a '6' in our Players & Coaches poll. And to me, that would be a successful outcome.
diverse said:
- How do you think Ranocchia will turn out?
Nesta's heir? I think he'll come good as long as we can put up with some growing pains this season and can find a halfway competent partner for him. But I think it's pretty much now or never for him. He'll be 25 by the end of the season, hardly a youngster. It's time that he consistently puts together some solid performances, which I do think he can. Don't think he'll ever live up to his price tag, but that's more our fault than his.
Speaking of Nesta, going back a couple questions, having a prime Nesta would be pretty fucking awesome as well. Playing next to one of the greatest to every play the position would do wonders for Rano.
perverse said:
- Hypothetically, if you could buy any player in the world who is valued at or under €15mil, who would it be?
I've been on the Banega bandwagon for a while and I doubt he'd cost more than 15mil at this point. He can pass, he can win the ball, he's still only 24 and he's been performing at a high level in Europe for years now. I like him more than Sahin. We would need to hire him a driver though. Dude has had some shitty luck with cars.
Dembele's another player I like who Spurs just signed for around 15mil I think. Versatile player, good passer, can play CM, can play further out, as well as more advanced role since he used to be a striker. Plus, he's been in many of my PES ML teams.