Interview with ADRossi

[vasilios]

As always, you have no choice but to accept.

1. Name

2. Age

3. Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?

4. Work / school / prison / other?

5. When/why did you start supporting Inter?

6. Hobbies?

7. On a scale from 'really gay' to 'historically homoerotic', where would you rank 'AUW'?

8. Since the Karimi transfer tragically fell through, any suggestions for who our next transfer target should be?

9. Favorite TV shows?

10. Favorite Inter player of all time?

11. Least favorite Inter player of all time?

12. Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.

13. Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.

14. If you could (and had to) take one player from the following teams, who would you take?

• Juve
• Milan
• Barca
• Roma
• Man U
• FC Kallon
• Genoa (because you know it's going to happen anyway)
• Canadian NT

15. If we didn't hire Strama, who would you have liked to see us hire?

16. For each of the following activities, pick 5 FIF members to join you:

• Watching an Inter match
• Going out on the town for a night of heavy drinking
• Getting in a fight with a group of Juve fans
• Getting drugged and trapped in Uni's dungeon

17. For all of the icons below, list the FIF member that best fits them
:megusta:
:awwwyeah:
:slick:
:trollol:
:cereal:
:fuckyea:
edobear:
kay:

:datass:
:fffuuu:
:dino:
:foreveralone:
:trolldad:
:yuno:

:notbad:
:troll:
:closeenough:
:challenge:
blivious:
:serious:
okerface:
:milkrageface:
:chan:

 

[Pharaoh]

that fap fap one needs to be on the server Leo would use that every time someone mentions Figo

 

[ADRossi]

2. Age

I'm young

3. Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?

None :alone: I should look into getting a slave though, would maximize the time I can spend on FIF

4. Work / school / prison / other?

In school right now. No exact plan, but something to do with $$

6. Hobbies?

Baseball is other favourite sport. Watching it, playing it, though I don’t play in a league anymore. School consumes the majority of my time, but I also love movies and geography.

7. On a scale from 'really gay' to 'historically homoerotic', where would you rank 'AUW'?

About as homoerotic as Anderson Cooper and John Travolta sitting in a singles bar in Sweden listening to One Direction while drinking mojitos. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

8. Since the Karimi transfer tragically fell through, any suggestions for who our next transfer target should be?

Management really dropped the ball on the Karimi signing, but I can understand why a player of such excellent quality was too expensive for us. The fanboy side of me would like to answer this question by resolving my biggest issue of the CB position with Hummels. However, I know he is unattainable. Since Falcao is reportedly tied to a bedpost in the basement of a crazy person Colombia, and Zarate’s body is being sold in prostitution rings in Argentina, I’ll throw the name João Moutinho out there. He’s not very attainable either, but probably is cheaper than Hummels from what I’ve read. It’s time to cut ties with Cambiasso and his high wages, so Moutinho is a good replacement CM.

9. Favorite TV shows?

I literally watch an episode of the sitcom Full House during every meal I eat. I own every season on DVD.
My favourite TV Show currently is Shameless with William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum :datass: which is on ShoTime during the winter.

10. Favorite Inter player of all time?

My first favourite player is the guy I consider my favourite of all time; Toldo. I’ve always been partial to goalkeepers, and the fact he was Italian and a total boss just helped. Also, my favourite number is 1, and he wore it.

11. Least favorite Inter player of all time?

Gresko is certainly up there, after all, he ruined the first season of Inter I can remember. I also have a strong dislike for Nagatomo.

12. Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.

Well if you ask the people of FIF, Poli or Santon would probably be the answer. But thankfully, they aren’t in charge, I am.
I think Kucka should strongly be considered due to all his contributions to the club. After all, without purchasing his card, we never would have been able to sell it.
I know I missed the 6 games of the Robbie Keane era in 2000, but he’s worth just for being Irish.
In the end, Roberto Carlos is the only one I can think of who I would even attempt to endorse. LGI should have some high standards

13. Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.

I’ll get blasted for this one, but I voted he should be in former players and coaches, and I’ll stand by it.
Eto’o. Yes, he is a great player. Yes, he gave this club everything. Yes, he was on the treble team. But fact of the matter is he was here for 2 seasons, and one of those seasons wasn’t even a good season for Inter. True, he did drag us to 2nd place that year, and true, we probably forced him out, but he would have had to stay here longer and have a bigger impact imo to get LGI.
There are others I disagree with, but this is the most controversial one I suppose. And don’t give me this “Mourinho was here for a short time” crap, because he almost completely responsible for building the treble team.

14. If you could (and had to) take one player from the following teams, who would you take?
[*] Juve

Chiellini; instant starter on our defense. I also think he’s the best defender in Serie A.

[*] Milan

Tough one now, though 4 months ago this would have been slam dunk Thiago Silva. Boateng would have to be my choice, though I was tempted to say El-Shaarawy

[*] Barca

Messi.

[*] Roma

Destro, we need a young talented striker to push Milito

[*] Man U

Rafael. Yeah, RVP or Rooney wouldn’t hurt, but their wages would kill us, and RVP would be BFFs with Sneijder on the trainer’s table come December. Rafael is an instant start for us at RB, young, cheap, and means I never have to see Jonny boy or Naganomore

[*] FC Kallon

I’d rather sign I4E’s ancient body and put him as our false nine.

[*] Genoa (because you know it's going to happen anyway)

Torn between Immobile and Kucka

[*] Canadian NT

De Rosario is the best Canadian NT, has good pace, and great dribbling ability, however he’s on the wrong side of 30. So Junior Hoilett, winger who plays for QPR. Young, talented, and actually starting material one day imo. Jamie Peters is the fastest Canadian you’ve ever not heard of. Wouldn’t mind him as a squad player against bad/slower teams.

15. If we didn't hire Strama, who would you have liked to see us hire?

I’m not all in on Strama like many here. I feel like he was the benefactor of a weak schedule. I forget the exact statistic, but I believe he beat like 4 of the teams Ranieri beat during his run. Blanc would be my choice.

16. For each of the following activities, pick 5 FIF members to join you:
[*] Watching an Inter match

Snake, Pajo, Vasilios, Suneet, Alessandro

[*] Going out on the town for a night of heavy drinking

I don’t drink, but That’s Unpossible is for sure in. Dino probably would get arrested somehow, so I’ll count him in. Pharaoh because he watches American sports is in. I4E so we have someone old/”experienced” enough to be our DD after downing a few. Vasilios because I like his posts.

[*] Getting in a fight with a group of Juve fans

Visca, Kato, Ana Banana, FC Barca (yes I know he’s a dude)
Just to prove people with pussies are less of pussies than Jube fans

[*] Getting drugged and trapped in Uni's dungeon

Coaster, Dylan, Fitzy, That’s Unpossible, Loather of the Hill People

17. For all of the icons below, list the FIF member that best fits them
:megusta: CafeCordoba
:awwwyeah: Dino
:slick: Snake
:trollol: crzdcolombian
:cereal: Pajo
:fuckyea: Blackmore
edobear: Universe
kay: Fitzy
I4E; I think they were born in the same decade
:datass: That’s Unpossible
:fffuuu: Hamsun
:dino: Martijn
:foreveralone: Me, currently.
:trolldad: Hamsun
:yuno: Jimmy in the 4 posts I’ve read of his during my time here stick out
Vasilios
:notbad: Vito
:troll: FCBarca
:closeenough: eNz
:challenge: monster09
blivious: bzBrowhAzdk
:serious: Stefan (PS, where the heck has this dude been?)
okerface: dynasty27
:milkrageface: Willy
:chan: Nerazzurri Ninja
Nyall

The Wall

Myself when reading any of the following
1. Someone’s memories of Andrea Poli
2. Someone’s memories of Davide Santon
3. Someone mention Giuseppe Rossi and the word “transfer” in the same sentence
4. Anything relating to AUW
5. A detailed description Universe’s not-so private life
6. People blindly scapegoating Branca, Chivu, or Deki
7. Any post by Nerazzurri Ninja, or that mentions how overrated Argentinean and Brazilian players are, and how it’s a good idea to explore the Colombia coke and Chilean player market

Coaster

Lionheart

 

[I4E]

I’d rather sign I4E’s ancient body and put him as our false nine.

kay:

I'm playing in our Sunday League Grand Final today. And i play as the CAM in a 3-4-1-2. :slick: Just call me Wesley


Great Interview ADRossi. Your one of my favorites.


Your on a crazy weekend in Australia with Me, Universe, Snake, Fitzy and Raul Duke.

1. There is only 5 beds in our Hotel room and you have to sleep in the same bed as one of us. Who would it be ?

2. We each buy you a drink. Who would most likely put the roofies in you drink ?

3. You walk into the hotel room and you see me Holding back an angry Snake, Universe with his pants down holding dentists equipment, Fitzy blind drunk giving a frightened Raul Duke a suplex and dead hooker wearing a juve shirt in the middle of the room. Explain WTF just happened.

 

[Pharaoh]

Pharaoh because he watches American sports is in. I4E so we have someone old/”experienced” enough to be our DD after downing a few.

First of all :fuckyea: second :awwwyeah: I don't think a single member gets made fun of more than I4E in these interviews :trollol:!


So since you watch baseball who's your fav team?


If you could attend one Inter moment in history what would it be and why? Yes you can time travel so before your time works.


Girlfriend need to be an Inter fan?


What if she was a Jube fan?




I'm gonna ask you the same question I asked I4E

- You sneak into a deserted Juventus stadium at night. What do you make sure you do before leaving?



Top 5 Place you'd like to live?




I'm done.......for now :work:

 

[ADRossi]

You’re on a crazy weekend in Australia with Me, Universe, Snake, Fitzy and Raul Duke.
1. There is only 5 beds in our Hotel room and you have to sleep in the same bed as one of us. Who would it be?

No to Universe right away. Snake strikes me as a control freak who would steal all the covers, so no. So between I4E, Fitzy, and Raul Duke, I have to think logically. Now I’m a slender fella at 132 pounds, so unless one of you 3 is mildly obese space does not concern me. Raul Duke seems to me as if he wouldn’t show up until 4:00am, drunk out of his mind, and probably wake me up while he crawls into bed, so I’ll eliminate him. I4E is kind of old, so he might have like a prostate issue or something that makes him gets out of bed often during the night. So I guess it’s Fitzy and I

2. We each buy you a drink. Who would most likely put the roofies in you drink ?

To the untrained eye, Universe seems like the obvious choice. However; clearly the one most likely to take advantage of you would not risk putting roofies in himself, and would rely on someone else doing his dirty work for him. Raul Duke is the clear choice to do such a thing.

3. You walk into the hotel room and you see me Holding back an angry Snake, Universe with his pants down holding dentists equipment, Fitzy blind drunk giving a frightened Raul Duke a suplex and dead hooker wearing a juve shirt in the middle of the room. Explain WTF just happened.

Let’s think this through logically.
Universe bought a hooker real cheap in the red light district, and she was wearing a short/sexy black dress. He took her back to the hotel room, and they were about to bang. Meanwhile, elsewhere Down Under, Fitzy and Raul Duke are walking back to the hotel room blasted out of their mind when they run into Del Piero, fresh off blowing out his ACL for Sydney. Being too drunk to realize, the boys invite ADP back to the hotel for a blow. Now, Snake (who is employed by the local retirement home) is in charge of driving the bus around Sydney to make the rounds, dropping off patients on occasion. Only I4E is left on the bus, so Snake says WTH, and invites I4E up to his apartment to knit and talk back to Matlock.
Back in the hotel room, Uni is taking care of business when Raul Duke, Fitzy, and ADP come walking in. ADP, afraid having never seen a boob before, offers the now scared prostitute some of his old clothes. Fitzy and Raul Duke start arguing about why Uni only bought one prostitute, and a fight ensues. Uni enraged by seeing ADP knocks him out, and goes to get the dental equipment to castrate ADP. As Snake pushes I4E’s wheelchair to the room, ADP comes screaming out of the room. Befuddled, I4E breaks out his revolver and fires a shot, which redirects straight into the crest of the hooker. Snake, enraged to see Jube fan in his building tries to throw the body out the building’s window, but I4E uses his wheelchair to block the doorway. Fitzy calls room service to dispose of the body, and the boys head to Outback Steakhouse for steak.

So since you watch baseball who's your fav team?

Tigers

If you could attend one Inter moment in history what would it be and why? Yes you can time travel so before your time works.

2010 game in Madrid, easily.

Girlfriend need to be an Inter fan?

The hotter she is, the less of an Inter fan she needs to be. I would prefer if she didn’t like sports at all though tbh. She can go shopping or something when games are on.

What if she was a Jube fan?

No Jube, no Milan, no barca fans allowed. Roma is okay because I’m related to some Roma fans

You sneak into a deserted Juventus stadium at night. What do you make sure you do before leaving?

Erect a statue of Javier Zanetti that’s at least 30 feet tall right on the centerfield mark.
Paint every seat in the stadium blue
Burn their trophy case
Heck, can’t I just light the place on fire except dye the fire blue?[/QUOTE]

Top 5 Place you'd like to live?

Windsor
San Diego
Milan
Paris
Detroit. I love this city. Haters gonna hate

 

[I4E]

:star:

I'm gonna dedicate my champions medal today to ADRossi

 

[snake]

Your on a crazy weekend in Australia with Me, Universe, Snake, Fitzy and Raul Duke.

1. There is only 5 beds in our Hotel room and you have to sleep in the same bed as one of us. Who would it be ?

No to Universe right away. Snake strikes me as a control freak who would steal all the covers, so no.

okerface: x 10000000000000 WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!?

This is a card I received on my wedding day from an FIF member that shall remain unnamed.

You scare me Andrew, too smart for your own good....unless, you ADRossi, is the alias to the person I mentioned above.....hmm mindfuck.

:chan:

 

[Coasterfreek]

Why are you obsessed with changing your flag nationality?

Also why did Parise and Suter NOT go to Detroit?

 

[Pharaoh]

Cuz the redwings are fucking pricks

 

[Raul Duke]

What 7 items would you pack into Zombie outbreak survival backpack?

What would be your gameplan during the first 30 days of a Zombie outbreak?

Which FIF member would you least want to encounter in Zombie form.

Which FIF member would be your first choice partner during a zombie outbreak.

Which current/former Inter players would make the funniest looking zombie?

What music do you listen to?

Last message sent from you phone

 

[Universe]

No to Universe right away

kay:

 

[Uncommon]

kay:

Don't give up, i am sure there are people out there who would like to share a bed with you. :thumbsup:

/(not me)

 

[sanka]

'Interview with TedRossi'

for those at least who have watched the movie.

 

[Visca]

Visca, Kato, Ana Banana, FC Barca (yes I know he’s a dude)
Just to prove people with pussies are less of pussies than Jube fans

:fuckyea:

no barca fans allowed.

......kay:

So you send me to fight Juve fans and that's all I'm good for

 

[ADRossi]

Why are you obsessed with changing your flag nationality?

Why are you obsessed with keeping track of all the changes I have made to my nationality?

Also why did Parise and Suter NOT go to Detroit?

Parise is from Minnesota and doesn’t care about winning as much as he cares about developing the game in Minnesota
Suter is afraid to fill Lidstrom’s shoes

What 7 items would you pack into Zombie outbreak survival backpack?

Gasoline, Flamethrower, massive jar of peanut butter, crowbar, night vision goggles, at least a jug of milk, and Universe

What would be your gameplan during the first 30 days of a Zombie outbreak?

Attempt to escape to a remote location like Fiji while the zombies focus on the bigger countries. They will only send a smaller number of zombies to Fiji, so it would be easier to systematically kill/enslave them. Alternative methods would be to find a cement producing company, and somehow develop a concrete casing system to lock the zombies in.

Which FIF member would you least want to encounter in Zombie form.

CrzdColombian or NNinja

Which FIF member would be your first choice partner during a zombie outbreak.

As stated above before I read this question; Universe. Sick bastard would easily be able to defend himself/us.

Which current/former Inter players would make the funniest looking zombie?

What music do you listen to?

I like rock and alternative music. Favourite bands are Rise Against and Blink 182. Also like Linkin Park, Weezer, Of Monsters and Men, Imagine Dragons, Staind before they started releasing this garbage lately

Last message sent from you phone

If we both lose then I’ll be clinically depressed

'Interview with TedRossi'

for those at least who have watched the movie.

okerface:

---------- Post added at 19:33 ---------- Previous post was at 19:20 ----------

:fuckyea:




......kay:

So you send me to fight Juve fans and that's all I'm good for

You can fight Milan fans too :serious:

 

[Pimpin]

If you could have sex with one girl here, who would she be? For which one would you use a paper bag?

Have you ever considered pimping?

If you were a pimp and if you could hire one girl here to work for you, who would you hire? and who would be the bottom bitch?

If you were on an Island, who would be the best partner to survive? who would be the worst?

If Universe came near the Island with a boat, would you be happy or would you start running/swimming?

do you change places where you live every 2/3 weeks?

Does Coasterfreak make really bad questions?

 

[Ed.]

If you had a phone call from Antonio Conte asking you for a one night stand involving sex (men's only) and stuffs with him... Would you do it? How much would you say to him?

How much if it was Luciano Moggi?

Adriano Galliani?

Silvio Berlusconi?

Dino The Analrapist?

 

[Coasterfreek]

Why are you obsessed with keeping track of all the changes I have made to my nationality?

Because it's very obvious and noticeable. Can't answer the question eh? .

Also I always wondered why you tend to get "mad" whenever I open a thread. It's always hilarious seeing you thank someone else when they say something about me.

 

[Visca]

You can fight Milan fans too :serious:

I'll make you proud.