Halloween

[Sokrates]

Hello,

I want to shock a girlfriedn tonight...

She knows that it is possible that I make a joke, so it has to be very good.

Here some informations:

1) She is sick today so she can't do anything else than sitting at home and watching movies / facebook...
2) She's got a sister, but I don't know her
3) I know here since some weeks
4) I don't want a joke that is "too hard". It should be smart and nice and surprised...

Can somebody please help me? :work:

 

[bilci]

gee man. Why dont you try to shock her on positive way? She is sick so go to see her,make her some tea and watch horror movies together. And make sure you will be hugging her all the time! If she knows you will make some fun then you should surprise her by visiting her and just be the best boyfriend ever (but that will be hard because my boyfriend is best boyfriend ever )

 

[DIN011]

Fuck her sister.

 

[Batman]

Wear Chivu's mask and his helmet and surprise her..

 

[Uncommon]

Fuck her sister.

BWAHAHAHAHAAH



Smart - Stay home, you might get sick.

Suprise - What Avedic sayed...

 

[Dylan]

Fuck her sister.

I was gonna write that earlier :|

 

[Sokrates]

Lol

Thanks, but
1) Her sister isn't at home
2) She doesn't know Chivu (don't wonder why...)
3) She is really sick, so no movie or else

I have another idea, thanks...

 

[Batman]

Lol

Thanks, but
1) Her sister isn't at home
2) She doesn't know Chivu (don't wonder why...)
3) She is really sick, so no movie or else

I have another idea, thanks...

Ahahaha I was joking Sok

 

[Ronaldo]

Surprise her by not doing anything, it's just halloween, it's not like it is valentine or something



also,
You want to surprise a girlfriend? isn't she ur girlfriend?

 

[dynasty27]

You want to surprise a girlfriend? isn't she ur girlfriend?

I knew that would come Someone needs to pay attenton to that.
Same thing Dino asked about "ana's girlfriend/a friend of mine who's a girl/a girl who's my friend" in Soccermanager (or AUW?) thread.

 

[Sokrates]

also,
You want to surprise a girlfriend? isn't she ur girlfriend?

Let's say... I hope she will become Mrs. Sokrates one day...

 

[Armes]

Suprise butsecks

 

[Coasterfreek]

I agree with Dino on the sister thing.... haha

 

[Choppin Onions]

Fuck her sister.

Dino - a true heterosexual legend imo

Btw do you Europeans celebrate Halloween? It's pretty huge over here in NA. Candy + booze + girls in slutty costumes = fucking awesome.

 

[Universe]

Dino - a true heterosexual legend imo

Btw do you Europeans celebrate Halloween? It's pretty huge over here in NA. Candy + booze + girls in slutty costumes = fucking awesome.

No idea about Europe, but here no one gives a shit. Perhaps that's only me. People have parties where they wear halloween costumes, (girls just wear some ridiculous bullshit like a bikini top, hot pants, and a pair of wings, basically just an excuse for the slutty girls to get the attention they need).

When little children come to my door and say "trick or treat!" I yell "TREAT" and whip out my schlo..

When little children ask for candy, I say that it's inside.

 

[German_Interista]

As long as you don't put off your pants and whip out your....

okerface:

 

[Mad Biscione]

No Halloween here

 

[Choppin Onions]

No idea about Europe, but here no one gives a shit. Perhaps that's only me. People have parties where they wear halloween costumes, (girls just wear some ridiculous bullshit like a bikini top, hot pants, and a pair of wings, basically just an excuse for the slutty girls to get the attention they need).

When little children come to my door and say "trick or treat!" I yell "TREAT" and whip out my schlo..

When little children ask for candy, I say that it's inside.

 

[Coasterfreek]

Happy Halloween... to those that get drunk on this day.

 

[Devious]

I think Fitzy fasts on this day.