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10 years of FIFcontinued...
We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.
Huz: DAMN SON!
Lion: That's my line, son!
King: Well, fuck me. Wait...not like that tho.
Black: BWAHAHAHAHHA!
Ana: Babe.
Universe: Why wasn't I invited?
Lion: What the hell are ya'll doing?
*Irish and Anon with PS3 controllers in-hand
Irish: We just crashed the PSN......
Anon: I was just about to score a hat-rick too
Black: SHUTUP RICKY, you just fucked up the PSN!!!!
La Bling: It only does *offline*
Black: La Bling, you're such a troll!
Lion: No FIFAUW What are we going to do now?
King: Fuck it, let's play against cafe and his team again, get my diddy on n shit
*Universe and Lion go away to organise both teams Jerseys
Lion: We should put a collar on it
Universe: What type of collar? It should be plain, it's all about the point of change!
Lion: A very typical known type of collar which is referred to "Camp Collar" in the industry & it was fashionable back in the day & during the 90s. Perhaps you may remember how Cantona used to point the tips up when he played for Manchester. I can't remember any team having a jersey with the Camp Collar after the 21 Century & I think it's obvious why. It's regarded as an absolute turnoff nowadays.
Universe:OK FINE. But there should be nothing under the AUW logo!!! should be EMPTY SPACE. FUCK THIS SHIT.
Luka: Guys we should spend more on the shirts, we have over 100m to spend...
*Hal and Cafe about to respond before Black rips Luka a new one with how times are tough and we should be grateful. Everyone thanks him.
*Now with the game about to get underway...
Coaster: Ah, I don't know who to support. I've always liked both teams. I once bought an AUW jersey when I was on holiday in Bosnia. And I like the FIF team, they have some roots to Mexican natives, and I'm 1/10th Mexican.
Auw team talking tactics
Irish: With the PSN down, we need to boost out VP's
Anon: Yo b, check out the booty on that chick
Lion: DAMN SON!
Fitzy: Thanks. (then leaves)
Black: Nice ass, butterface though.
Universe: Exactly B, no fucking class on these girls
Dino: Shut the fuck up Uni, who invited you
Universe: Obviously my friends invited me...unlike you, forever alone.
Dino:
b4mooth: Damn this like hollywood movie with ass and tits, MINDFUCK!
Irish: Fine, I'll go CM, black you stay up front...pass it around
b4mooth: Bitch day after day, auw girls with big tits TEE HEE MINDFUCK!
Everyone: What?
* b4mooth about to speak
Universe: SHUT THE FUCK UP B4MOOTH, YOU'RE USELESS COMPANY. Waste of space!
*With the game about to start the three referees, Handoyo, Stefan and Suneet come out to both teams to announce that Universe has received a 3 match suspension for abuse and won't be taking any further part in the match.
Vasilios: To be honest, I can sympathise with Uni here. B4mooth does not know how to use the word Mindfuck.
Team AUW: VASILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Nyall: Guys can I join your team
Lion: Fo sure son! You just need a black jersey
Nyall: I only have a green jersey with the words 360 on it. Green jerseys are more popular in North America
Black: Then you can't join, GTFO
*Nyall walks over to Vito who then recruits him to team FIF
Sid: I'm so proud of you guys
Anon: WTF Sid, that's not even realistic. You fucking shit me sometimes!
BlueBacchus: So true Hal, a man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.
dynasty27: What the fuck does that even mean, Anos? Any idea?
Ana: That's so heart felt! Visca he can be your babe!
*Han blows his whistle to signify the teams to come out onto the field, AUW TAKES THEIR POSITION
Team AUW: Come one boys, AUW!
Willy: Hey! Hold on, did you guys forget about me again?
*Team FIF take the field, but only with 10 players.
Cafe: Guys, for the 6 months suspended captain of ours Azz, we are bringing in a new player.
*From the hazy distance a dark figure emerges from the fog, no one can make out who it is.
Lion: Who the fuck is that?
Black: Is that Obi?
Anon: Looks more like Cou?
*Silent pause......until....
Dino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Dino passes out...and team AUW rush on over to his collasped body to check if he has a pulse...everyone is holding their breath...
Black: Dino!
Anon: DINO???????
TO BE CONTINUED!
We open the door to find Anon chilling in bed with Irish...shit got real.
Huz: DAMN SON!
Lion: That's my line, son!
King: Well, fuck me. Wait...not like that tho.
Black: BWAHAHAHAHHA!
Ana: Babe.
Universe: Why wasn't I invited?
Lion: What the hell are ya'll doing?
*Irish and Anon with PS3 controllers in-hand
Irish: We just crashed the PSN......
Anon: I was just about to score a hat-rick too
Black: SHUTUP RICKY, you just fucked up the PSN!!!!
La Bling: It only does *offline*
Black: La Bling, you're such a troll!
Lion: No FIFAUW
What are we going to do now?King: Fuck it, let's play against cafe and his team again, get my diddy on n shit
*Universe and Lion go away to organise both teams Jerseys
Lion: We should put a collar on it
Universe: What type of collar? It should be plain, it's all about the point of change!
Lion: A very typical known type of collar which is referred to "Camp Collar" in the industry & it was fashionable back in the day & during the 90s. Perhaps you may remember how Cantona used to point the tips up when he played for Manchester. I can't remember any team having a jersey with the Camp Collar after the 21 Century & I think it's obvious why. It's regarded as an absolute turnoff nowadays.
Universe:OK FINE. But there should be nothing under the AUW logo!!! should be EMPTY SPACE. FUCK THIS SHIT.
Luka: Guys we should spend more on the shirts, we have over 100m to spend...
*Hal and Cafe about to respond before Black rips Luka a new one with how times are tough and we should be grateful. Everyone thanks him.
*Now with the game about to get underway...
Coaster: Ah, I don't know who to support. I've always liked both teams. I once bought an AUW jersey when I was on holiday in Bosnia. And I like the FIF team, they have some roots to Mexican natives, and I'm 1/10th Mexican.
Auw team talking tactics
Irish: With the PSN down, we need to boost out VP's
Anon: Yo b, check out the booty on that chick
Lion: DAMN SON!
Fitzy: Thanks. (then leaves)
Black: Nice ass, butterface though.
Universe: Exactly B, no fucking class on these girls
Dino: Shut the fuck up Uni, who invited you
Universe: Obviously my friends invited me...unlike you, forever alone.
Dino:
b4mooth: Damn this like hollywood movie with ass and tits, MINDFUCK!
Irish: Fine, I'll go CM, black you stay up front...pass it around
b4mooth: Bitch day after day, auw girls with big tits TEE HEE MINDFUCK!
Everyone: What?
* b4mooth about to speak
Universe: SHUT THE FUCK UP B4MOOTH, YOU'RE USELESS COMPANY. Waste of space!
*With the game about to start the three referees, Handoyo, Stefan and Suneet come out to both teams to announce that Universe has received a 3 match suspension for abuse and won't be taking any further part in the match.
Vasilios: To be honest, I can sympathise with Uni here. B4mooth does not know how to use the word Mindfuck.
Team AUW: VASILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Nyall: Guys can I join your team
Lion: Fo sure son! You just need a black jersey
Nyall: I only have a green jersey with the words 360 on it. Green jerseys are more popular in North America
Black: Then you can't join, GTFO
*Nyall walks over to Vito who then recruits him to team FIF
Sid: I'm so proud of you guys
Anon: WTF Sid, that's not even realistic. You fucking shit me sometimes!
BlueBacchus: So true Hal, a man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.
dynasty27: What the fuck does that even mean, Anos? Any idea?
Ana: That's so heart felt! Visca he can be your babe!
*Han blows his whistle to signify the teams to come out onto the field, AUW TAKES THEIR POSITION
Team AUW: Come one boys, AUW!
Willy: Hey! Hold on, did you guys forget about me again?
*Team FIF take the field, but only with 10 players.
Cafe: Guys, for the 6 months suspended captain of ours Azz, we are bringing in a new player.
*From the hazy distance a dark figure emerges from the fog, no one can make out who it is.
Lion: Who the fuck is that?
Black: Is that Obi?
Anon: Looks more like Cou?
*Silent pause......until....
Dino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Dino passes out...and team AUW rush on over to his collasped body to check if he has a pulse...everyone is holding their breath...
Black: Dino!
Anon: DINO???????
TO BE CONTINUED!
It was great when people thought I was on campus. FUCK YOU GUYS FOR CALLING ME A FLIP FLOPPER. j/k. 
