FIF Presents The Dramatic Last Day Of Mercato

[_Ivan_]

Amazing mercato tho, now it's all up to the mancio fucker

 

[Hugo Boss]

Anyone want to sell Bandiera to Bilan or Jubentino so I can say fuck him?

 

[Sassuolu]

40 million euros plus Keylor Navas for a guy with one year left on his contract its a pretty good deal.

 

[Batman]

From where comes this BS 127 million?

Murillo 8
Miranda 15
Melo 3,7
Kondogbia 35
Jovetic 15
Perisic 18

That's not even 100 millions.

Telles, Montoya and Ljajic are probably loans, without obligations.

Yeah we also sold Kova for 35m, Shaqiri for 17m, Alvarez and Hernanes for 11m.

Selling Kovacic aside, we have done a good mercato. Now, it's all up to Mancini, if we fail, we'll be fucked.

 

[satubito]

Eder isn't coming but if he does think we'll be a bit crowded up front;

That's what I mean. It doesn't make sense for another attacking player at this stage in the game. We are already set!

 

[Cómi]

Some people collect stamps, we apparently like to collect fullbacks.

Why don't we offer them to Roma at discount bin prices?

 

[Sassuolu]

Documents arrived and signed, Melo is an Inter player.

Can we at least wait for a couple of games before we start shitting on him?

Thanks and Best Regards,

The Management

 

[JJM]

From where comes this BS 127 million?

Murillo 8
Miranda 15
Melo 3,7
Kondogbia 35
Jovetic 15
Perisic 18

That's not even 100 millions.

Telles, Montoya and Ljajic are probably loans, without obligations.

adorable...but nope...
Telles is 2mil loan and 8mil obligation
Montoya is on a 2 year free loan and 8mil obligation...
Ljajic is a 2mil loan and 8/9mil obligation...
Melo is 3,7mil+1,5mil bonuses
Perisic is 18mil+2mil bonuses

of course we can't rly know for sure but that what the media says most

 

[Jacquez]

We've spent 127 million on the players we've brought in. Individually, they aren't bad deals, but it's a massive risk when you make so many of them and top 3 isn't a certainty.

I agree that we have better players than before. Kondogbia, Murillo, Jovetic look to be the cream of the crop.

Point with the analogy was that the Serie C team brought in improvements but spent way too much money for what they got, no less if they won't be able to fulfill their season's objectives, and it is very possible we won't finish in the top 3 this season.

Can you please support your claim that we've spent 127 million? - not being a dick, just curious.

It is a massive risk, and I honestly have no idea what will happen, if we have to endure yet another miserable season. Will we go bankrupt? I have no idea.

Probably what will happen is that we sell Icardi/Jovetic/Whoever is our best player this season, for a huge profit, and buy either no one, or somebody cheap.

But our team is so relatively young (Miranda, 31, or Melo, 32, are the oldest players in our starting XI), and with lots of potential, that we may be able to take another swing at it next year.

I don't know. Your guess is as good as mine.

 

[Mnassar]

We've spent 127 million on the players we've brought in. Individually, they aren't bad deals, but it's a massive risk when you make so many of them and top 3 isn't a certainty.

I agree that we have better players than before. Kondogbia, Murillo, Jovetic look to be the cream of the crop.

Point with the analogy was that the Serie C team brought in improvements but spent way too much money for what they got, no less if they won't be able to fulfill their season's objectives, and it is very possible we won't finish in the top 3 this season.

I give up with this guy... Basically agrees it's been a good Mercato and that we've strengthened, but complains that the figure spent (which is bullshit) is too much because it doesn't guarantee third!!!!

What the fuck would have guaranteed third for less of a spend then? Enlighten us O great oracle of FIF!

What great transfer that only you have seen have the management missed?!

 

[bandiera]

martial and coeman is just batshit, though

i have literally no idea how you cna justify the prices they've charged. Martial is at least partially last minute panic buy from United. Coeman is probably more like... 'well, if hes good, 20 m wont be much. If he sucks, then it doesnt fucking matter'.

35m for kovacic is reasonable, considering our financial situation et.

35 for Kovacic is reasonable on paper, but given how important he was to our team and our "project", he was worth a lot more than 35 mill, or a 20 mill difference after getting kdog (which we spent on perisic).

 

[Executioner93]

luca cigarini is a name to watch

 

[.h.]

35 for Kovacic is reasonable on paper, but given how important he was to our team and our "project", he was worth a lot more than 35 mill, or a 20 mill difference after getting kdog (which we spent on perisic).

I dont think he was that important to our team. He was never truly pivotal for us.

He had the potential to be very important for us, granted, but right now? Not so much.

 

[JJM]

Pedulla says we abandoned the Eder deal as Samp sold Sorriano to Napoli and didn't want to sell Eder as well...

 

[Shark]

Wait, hernanes is sold???!!

 

[.h.]

Wait, hernanes is sold???!!

yes to juventus 11m euros

 

[iThrowRocksAtBlindKids]

Been jerking off for about an hour....so it's ljajic, Melo...anyone else?

 

[JJM]

21.20 - Secondo quanto raccolto da FcInter1908.it il giocatore del Galatasaray Alex Telles ha firmato il suo contratto con la società nerazzurra. Da questo momento Telles è un giocatore dell'Inter

TELLES SIGNED says ^!Telles is an Inter player

 

[Ronin]

Been jerking off for about an hour....so it's ljajic, Melo...anyone else?

Ljajic, Melo and Lisa Ann.

 

[.h.]

Been jerking off for about a second....so it's ljajic, Melo...anyone else?

lol, ftfy