Well... what can I say... I don't even know where to begin...
Feeling nostalgic as fuck tbh. Those of yous long enough on this forum, know that once upon a time this thread was created by the notorious AUW members & was THE thread to read. Who were AUW members, you ask? A secret society in FIF (pronounced as feef), a group of 8055 men with huge Ds who secretly run the forum & call the shots. Nothing could be achieved unless an AUW member approved. Among the known members were: Hal, Blackmore, Dino, Dylan, Cal, Willy, Jerry, Ahmed, Vito, Sokrates & yours truly. Nobody dared to publicly deny AUW's power & influence in fear of their safety. We bossed FIFA on our PS3's for many years beginning with FIFA 11. Late night rolling together with our Pro Players & fella Interisti all across the globe for years & years. Boys became men... fags became straight... Nyall lost his virginity... history was written, as you can see in the previous 500+ pages of this thread. :heart:
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. & now, ladies & gentlemen... :epicwin:
...I'm proud to announce... FC FIFAUW 2017 RELOADED!!!
YES, MOTHERFUCKERS, I AM!!! I AM!!! :epicwin: :fuckyea: :epicwin:
:slick: WE ARE FUCKIN' COMING BACK, BIGGER & BETTER THAN EVER!!! & yes, of course you can apply to join the greatest Playstation FIFA Pro Club team that ever existed! :boogy:
Requirements to join:
PS4
The latest copy of FIFA
Fast internet connection
Enthusiasm & team spirit
A big D 8==D For verification purposes we require you to take a dick pic & send it to the forum's management team. As subject matter experts, they'll make a comparison between yo D & Universe's D. If yo's is bigger (which 99% of the time it is, unless you is South Korean too) you'll be accepted to go through further medical testing at Appiano*
If you are interested, let them know in this thread. My fella AUW brothers, Dylan, Cal & Willy will help you with all the technicalities of setting you up. :heart:
* Medical tests might require our experienced staff to put a glove on & shove a finger up your ass
Nyall: Cant remember anyone making a better debut either. a hattrick! and countless goals after that too. There were a few slightly dodgy passes n such but thats to be expected.. its your first session. Your many goals more than made up for it doe. And i have to say, u deserve a medal for the laughs you gave us when you kept turning off your ps3 :dielaugh: