Official Motherfucking Announcement
Ladies, gents, thugs, OGs, pimps, hoes & gloryhunters,
I'mma go straight to the point tbh & don't talk much:
FUCK a FIFA tbh. We wait & wait to gather the crew together, some wanna roll, some don't feel no momentum, & when we finally roll, EA trolls us big fucking time. Can't connect to servers, can't play GKs, Cal needs to go eat all of a sudden in the middle of the session, Dino can only play 2, Willy DCs, Jerry is high on weed watching sea lion shows, Ahmed's family is buying more players for PSG...
Dafuq is this shit, god damn? Dylan was a smart n***a for not buying it tbh. I have to give him that much, but he still sucks for having no iPhone. I'm hereby announcing that I'm not buying FIFA next year. I'm still gonna keep 13 & roll from time to time, but I think shit is a waste of time like dis tbh.
It's already hard enough to gather motherfuckers & when we do I wanna spend quality time & have fun. Not play one game every hour & rage quit cuz of frustration.
So that's why...
we've been talking & shit & I'm proud to announce the new FIFAUW, which will be...
Jerry, Willy, Andy & I already rolling on that shit & it's fun as FUCK!!! Smoking sons of bitchez, riding tanks & choppers, lots of pew pew pew! NO CONNECTION PROBLEMS, amazing graphics, etc.
If any of you n****s is interested, sign up for the Platoon of AUW & let's make some war & some love!
Just think about it!!! You could share a bunker, showers & toilets with the rest of AUW
We're gonna have each other's backs all the time! AUW LAUWD! It's gonna be full of homo tbh
Sign up soon, if you wanna get the top bed, otherwise you'll have to smell somebody elses farts all night
okerface:
Think about it. We still rolling on FIFA, but with all the EA shit, maybe it's wise to explore other options for the AUW crew to have fun.
P.S.: Andy, outranks us all
okerface: So I guess we have to listen to his shit tbh.