Brief summary of FIF users

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brief summary of FIF users



browha: I disagree...
Generally speaking mourinho is world class at man management...
It's not like Conte won Serie A in his first season ...
As a general rule, I agree, but like I said, players are individuals...


ElDuccio: bang bitchez...
Having a tatoo of a bitch on his arm...
I would die when i miss a Inter game...
WTF? i hate this Nagafuck...


fapuccino: Serie A teams need to change their style of play...
Simeone needs to leave atletico...
fuck rube...
No one in the peak of their career is gonna come to Inter...


hadrian: Its a slow night at FiF when I end up watching an entire fucking twilight clip...
Winning after opponent takes lead requires scoring more than one goal. We've definitely struggled with that lately...
I'm very pumped for this match for some reason...
Europa League is a must...


JJM: optimism is not equal to idiotism...
JJM is all you need and I'm not even a god...
Mama mia this is crap football...
no need for a new stadium, just buy San Siro when Bbilan leave


to be continued

 

[Shaun]

You summarise Browha without mentioning that he thinks Ibra isn't worldclass?

Terrible.

 

[Kenny]

best thread ever

 

[Armes]

best summary of you: mouthy newb who joined less than a month ago, with a loling avatar, who thinks that he can summarize FIF

 

[.h.]

dont really understand this

the next few lines are your thoughts or a summary or what?

 

[Devious]

You could have hit the legendary hall of fame on this forum if you opened this thread properly by summarizing all the characters of the forum all in the first post of this thread, or maybe with a bit more of details and in a sarcastic way using examples and quotes to perform a full character ANALysis.

But then you`d scare the shit out of us and we`d view you as a maniac wako who stalks the forum`s members and we`d end up banning you for life.

Well done, you did it right, now you are safe from the ban.

 

[KevinB]

A Brief summary of Fif users

browha

Ibrahimovic is not world class, he does not deliver in big games, therefore he is just a loser.

Pajo

"He's shit, let's sell him", Nagatomo is one of the finest LB's there are. Fuck Mazzarri

Fitzy

Listen to this underground symphonic progressive metal band (whom I found on links that do not work except in Australia), Yesterday I went to the bar and got drunk (note ; Yesterday is every day)

Guney

#FreeKovacic

Universe

As if Uni needs a summary

I4E

5000 years ago when the dawn of mankind was yet to arrive, I4E was already discussing Interresults with a caveman. He does not give a flying fuck

Lionheart

8====D, Forza Mazzarri, Figofap

Handoyo

Also does not need a summary :work:

Devious

Emma Watsonraper, Second life on GTA online, and Egyptian troller. Pride of his nation

Rollercoaster

Professional Match Thread opener. Until Verathia took his throne.

Rasha

The one guy you don't want to have against you in a pub fight.

crzdcolombian

Falcao-law, Colombia rules, Brazil and Argie suck. Fuck Asadoclan

Nyall

Fuck Mazzarri^1.000

Pencilpal

Gone, but never forgotten. The man who watches all football ; Whether it is Serie A or Austrian fourth division, you can bet he knows the players. Obianglover.

DomesticatedPimp

Januzaj, Behrami, Shaqiri, Xhaka all are traitors :fu:

Martijn/Native

Fuck Barcelona, let's get high, I smoked weed during Inter and fell asleep

Alan

Fuck Barcelona, and Ibrahimovic is god : The Anti-Browha

Wallace

Forza Mazzarri, Forza Branca, Forza Wallace

Shaun

Comic lover who knows nothing of football - WW

Wicked Wizard

Professional in going out and snorting Cocaine out of a whore's ass. Also extremely intelligent in football tactics.

JJM

everying fu, fu all, fu Mazzarri, gimme thanks, fu

Ffi201

blivious: thanks

 

[Kakaroto]

Kevinb: A bald hippie from Brussels. :traitors:

 

[KevinB]

Kevinb: A bald hippie from Brussels. :traitors:

Except I'm not bald, see FIF pics, and not from Brussels, check my page blivious:

And hippie ?
Tss, at least I checked my info

 

[JJM]

JJM

everying fu, fu all, fu Mazzarri, gimme thanks, fu

well...fu

also....yes,yes...THANK FU THREAD! :megusta:

 

[KevinB]

well...fu

also....yes,yes...THANK FU THREAD! :megusta:

I'm shocked you didn't chose me as president for the Thankcoalition (in case we lost today), but Ffi instead. fu

 

[JJM]

I'm shocked you didn't chose me as president for the Thankcoalition (in case we lost today), but Ffi instead. fu

yes but then again we didn't lose like I knew we wouldn't...so pointless debate tbh.It was just a tease for fifi :troll:

 

[Fapuccino]

Fapuccino:

best thread ever

there's like 4 posts in total

 

[Kakaroto]

Except I'm not bald, see FIF pics, and not from Brussels, check my page blivious:

And hippie ?
Tss, at least I checked my info

As I told you in your interview and I'll now further, Belgian in Spanish is Belga which sounds similar to Verga which has other synonymous in guebo and means cock which a bald guy can be said to have a cabeza de guebo so that's why you are bald.

The other part I was incorrect, now I remember you like witches from Brugge.

Other notable fifers:

Fitzy: Mod team groupie.
I4E: The old man who says "I've seen some stuff man"

 

[Verathia]

Verathia:
That guy who everyone loved till he lost a match thread...

 

[Wings]

Wicked Wizard

Professional in going out and snorting Cocaine out of a whore's ass. Also extremely intelligent in football tactics.

This doesn't like WW. The English is too good.

 

[Pharaoh]

This thread had so much potential...............man good idea, shitty execution

 

[Big Willy]

Cal:

GOAT. Quaresma and Kuzmanovic lover. Saltic fan. Loves Darren Fletcher as much as his parents. Likes to dribble a lot in FIFA. A jock.

Dylan:

GOAT. Best motherfucker mod of the site. Mick. Cheap cunt. Funny dude. FIFAUW's Zanetti. Amateur wrestler (POWERSLAMMM )

Jerry:

GOAT. PS4 owner. Darts local champion. Best CAM in FIFAUW history. #1 weed distributor in Holland. Known by supporting some WOAT team called Ado den Craap.

Lionheart:

GOAT. AUW founder and president. Incredibly fag, wants to get raped by Figo. Cleaned his ass with a Rube shirt after taking a shit. Best member of FIF. Oldest member of FIF. 8===D Lover.

Big Willy:

GOAT. Latino heat. Trance junkie. FIFAUW best striker in history. FEEF say I look like Coutinho. Fitzy's official coke distributor.

 

[Dylan]

Cal:

GOAT. Quaresma and Kuzmanovic lover. Saltic fan. Loves Darren Fletcher as much as his parents. Likes to dribble a lot in FIFA. A jock.

Dylan:

GOAT. Best motherfucker mod of the site. Mick. Cheap cunt. Funny dude. FIFAUW's Zanetti. Amateur wrestler (POWERSLAMMM )

Jerry:

GOAT. PS4 owner. Darts local champion. Best CAM in FIFAUW history. #1 weed distributor in Holland. Known by supporting some WOAT team called Ado den Craap.

Lionheart:

GOAT. AUW founder and president. Incredibly fag, wants to get raped by Figo. Cleaned his ass with a Rube shirt after taking a shit. Best member of FIF. Oldest member of FIF. 8===D Lover.

Big Willy:

GOAT. Latino heat. Trance junkie. FIFAUW best striker in history. FEEF say I look like Coutinho. Fitzy's official coke distributor.

Post of the Year. Anyone who doesn't thank this gets a perma-ban. Handoyo included.

 

[Cal]

Implying my parents are super huge Fletcher fans..?

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"Wants to get raped by figo" aaaahahahahahahahah