Game of Thrones [BOOKS SPOILER]

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Did you guys see the preview of the next episode? Her army is huge, where did they all come from? Not only that but weren’t the Dothraki pretty much all death? I guess not.
 

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The rains on Cas....terly Rock :lol: Always nice to see Lannisters die. Just think of all the shit they did.

Tywin's legacy is now reduced to his shit he left crapped in that toilet after his glorious death.

This feels like rube being disbanded as a club.

If they made Daenerys finally the Mad Queen, at least we've had some satisfactory moments. Read above.
 

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The rains on Cas....terly Rock :lol: Always nice to see Lannisters die. Just think of all the shit they did.

Tywin's legacy is now reduced to his shit he left crapped in that toilet after his glorious death.

This feels like rube being disbanded as a club.

If they made Daenerys finally the Mad Queen, at least we've had some satisfactory moments. Read above.

Jaime and Cersei died?

Meh, it's so ridiculous so Daenarys just snapped and burnt everyone? It's not like they gave hints of her losing her mind, the only time she showed any signs of being an evil character was the past 2 episodes, if GoT was a planned show they would at least show some hints of how harsh she could be. It's moronic, so not we're expecting that in the Finale Jon Snow is going to kill her? How stupid is this show, can't wait for this to end.

And before someone says, if you don't like it stop watching, kindly note that we are in the forum of a club who's done fuck all this decade.
 

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Jaime and Cersei died?

Meh, it's so ridiculous so Daenarys just snapped and burnt everyone? It's not like they gave hints of her losing her mind, the only time she showed any signs of being an evil character was the past 2 episodes, if GoT was a planned show they would at least show some hints of how harsh she could be. It's moronic, so not we're expecting that in the Finale Jon Snow is going to kill her? How stupid is this show, can't wait for this to end.

And before someone says, if you don't like it stop watching, kindly note that we are in the forum of a club who's done fuck all this decade.

I think that it's confirmed that they died.

As for the rest, I generally agree.
 

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I dont think it's that bad of a season. Not as good as season 1 to 4, but not bad either. Daenerys going full retard was bound to happen, she had the genes, and since season 4 or it was 5, i said she will end up as the mad queen. She has made some decisions that i didnt agree with, and she seemed that she wanted the throne for too damn much, more than her people.

What i hate this season is that it's too fast. They could have made more episodes, and did more for the plot. It's too thin sometimes and there is no time to "settle" into the happenings. In the beginning there were some episodes that had you to think, to analyze, to feel, now, not so much.
 

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Everybody watch this. This would be a lot more satisfying, maybe even sprinkle some Dany mad queen at the end so Jon has double reasons to kill her.
 

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1. Varys lel. So he was trying to assassinate Dany by getting a kitchen servant kid to poison Dany's food? Nice. Well played, dude. So he made his mind up to turn on her this quickly, and attempted this extreme measure on essentially a gut feeling? Maybe if he'd acted with even half this level of urgency when the mad king or Robert or Joffrey was king, things would've been much better. Seems like Varys, just like Tyrion, has become a low-intellect device for plot twists since they've run out of book material.

2. So they flip from "dragons are vulnerable" to "one dragon single-handedly destroys the entire Greyjoy fleet, the entire Golden Company, all the (upgraded) scorpion ballistas on the walls and just the city in general". OK. Also, when the dragon blew fire on the castle walls, the walls were just blown away like Autumn leaves with a leaf blower. When did the dragon fire go from just fire (i.e. just heat, without much force) to nuclear-blast sonic waves of destruction?

3. During the endless scenes where the dragon was fucking up the city and the directors wanted to highlight the 'horror' of Dany's actions. Yes, we get it, war is horrible, innocent women and children are dying. She's essentially committing mass murder. Yes, I get it, dude, I get it.

4. Arya fake-dies about 7 times in that pointless wandering-the-streets sequence, just like the main characters in the battle against the zombies in episode 3. Good stuff. So suspenseful.

5. That fight between the mountain and the hound was just fucking painful. Comically bad.

6. Based on the order of events, they set Cersei up as a bigger challenge than the magical Night King. But after a stupidly easy sacking of the city, Cersei becomes paralysed with inaction and denial. Then she turns into a quivering, whimpering child, crying until her death. Nice.

7. Much like our current season of football, just fucking end. Please.
 

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Everybody watch this. This would be a lot more satisfying, maybe even sprinkle some Dany mad queen at the end so Jon has double reasons to kill her.

That is great indeed.
 

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I read and saw people say the mountain fight was epic......

Those people are fk tards
 

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I read and saw people say the mountain fight was epic......

Those people are fk tards

It was ridiculous. This is why you don't deliver fan service.

I must admit that, despite all the criticism, liked few things about this episode:

-Both Cleganes poetically ended up both in the fire.

-Qyburn was smashed like a bug by the monster he himself has created, also poetic.

-The Lannisters are diminished and there's only one of them left. But their "cause", army, gold, Tywin's "legacy" is all gone. They are defeated ultimately. Felt good when the Northern army massacred the Lannister troops. Don't forget what these cunts have done before you pity them.

Now, it would've been nicer if Jaime and Cersei went out as Antony and Cleopatra and put an end to themselves, instead of waiting for the rocks to cover their bodies.

If there's anything left of them, I'd be satisfied if they parade their bodies through King's Landing's ruins, as a final mockery.

Anyway, I still am of the opinion that the end is thus: Jon rules Westeros, but will remove the seat of the Capital to Winterfell. Happened many times in real history. I am even more convinced of this now when 1) Daenerys must go 2) King's Landing is a ruin, and won't be rebuilt. It's the Carthage of Westeros now and nothing else.
 

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1. Varys lel. So he was trying to assassinate Dany by getting a kitchen servant kid to poison Dany's food? Nice. Well played, dude. So he made his mind up to turn on her this quickly, and attempted this extreme measure on essentially a gut feeling? Maybe if he'd acted with even half this level of urgency when the mad king or Robert or Joffrey was king, things would've been much better. Seems like Varys, just like Tyrion, has become a low-intellect device for plot twists since they've run out of book material.

2. So they flip from "dragons are vulnerable" to "one dragon single-handedly destroys the entire Greyjoy fleet, the entire Golden Company, all the (upgraded) scorpion ballistas on the walls and just the city in general". OK. Also, when the dragon blew fire on the castle walls, the walls were just blown away like Autumn leaves with a leaf blower. When did the dragon fire go from just fire (i.e. just heat, without much force) to nuclear-blast sonic waves of destruction?

3. During the endless scenes where the dragon was fucking up the city and the directors wanted to highlight the 'horror' of Dany's actions. Yes, we get it, war is horrible, innocent women and children are dying. She's essentially committing mass murder. Yes, I get it, dude, I get it.

4. Arya fake-dies about 7 times in that pointless wandering-the-streets sequence, just like the main characters in the battle against the zombies in episode 3. Good stuff. So suspenseful.

5. That fight between the mountain and the hound was just fucking painful. Comically bad.

6. Based on the order of events, they set Cersei up as a bigger challenge than the magical Night King. But after a stupidly easy sacking of the city, Cersei becomes paralysed with inaction and denial. Then she turns into a quivering, whimpering child, crying until her death. Nice.

7. Much like our current season of football, just fucking end. Please.


NO2 AND 3 ARE SO RIGHT DAMN IT!

AND HOW ARE THE SO CALLED THREATS IN THIS SHOW BEATEN SO EASILY?

8 YEARS AND WE DIDNT GET A SINGLE WORD FROM THE NIGHT KING HE JUST STOOD THERE!
 

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Sweet lord they butchered this season like we butchered our chances in qualifying for the next round at the Champions League.

- Jaime arc is completely useless, why does he need to be there to hold Cersei, she sent an assassin after him and Tyrion :palm: , urgh, Jaime captured off screen so Tyrion can free him is just setting up that Tyrion will get executed next episode.

- Jon was once again useless.

- Dany going berserk is totally against her character. (Yes she has burned people before), she only shows this kind of ruthlessness to her enemies, not to innocent people :palm:

- Scorpions were a joke, Euron was a joke, ...

- Next episode will be Arya killing Dany and Bran the cripple eyed useless Raven on the throne, I guarantee it.
 

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Surprised no one has bitched about Euron's death. I can sort of even forgive he isn't an iota as interesting as in the books but wtf was his death? He conveniently washes up right behind Jaime, picks a fight, and then is somehow satisfied that he dealt a killing :)rollani:) blow?

"Aahhh yesss I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister!!"

Like the dude forgot he's the first human being to kill a dragon in 5000 years
 

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It was ridiculous. This is why you don't deliver fan service.

I must admit that, despite all the criticism, liked few things about this episode:

-Both Cleganes poetically ended up both in the fire.

-Qyburn was smashed like a bug by the monster he himself has created, also poetic.

-The Lannisters are diminished and there's only one of them left. But their "cause", army, gold, Tywin's "legacy" is all gone. They are defeated ultimately. Felt good when the Northern army massacred the Lannister troops. Don't forget what these cunts have done before you pity them.

Now, it would've been nicer if Jaime and Cersei went out as Antony and Cleopatra and put an end to themselves, instead of waiting for the rocks to cover their bodies.

If there's anything left of them, I'd be satisfied if they parade their bodies through King's Landing's ruins, as a final mockery.

Anyway, I still am of the opinion that the end is thus: Jon rules Westeros, but will remove the seat of the Capital to Winterfell. Happened many times in real history. I am even more convinced of this now when 1) Daenerys must go 2) King's Landing is a ruin, and won't be rebuilt. It's the Carthage of Westeros now and nothing else.

What about Bran?
 

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This season has been a bit of an anti-climax, but I'm not too sure why people don't understand Danearys going nuts. I've been expecting it to happen at some point ever since she took over the Dothraki. She's actually been annoying cunt for as long as I can remember watching the show.
 

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Jaime and Cersei died?

Meh, it's so ridiculous so Daenarys just snapped and burnt everyone? It's not like they gave hints of her losing her mind, the only time she showed any signs of being an evil character was the past 2 episodes, if GoT was a planned show they would at least show some hints of how harsh she could be. It's moronic, so not we're expecting that in the Finale Jon Snow is going to kill her? How stupid is this show, can't wait for this to end.

And before someone says, if you don't like it stop watching, kindly note that we are in the forum of a club who's done fuck all this decade.

You haven't been paying attention if you think there were no hints to her losing her mind before this season. When she executed Sam's brother she crossed a line that she couldn't walk back.

Her megalomania had been on display ever since Khal Drogo's death

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I suppose we'll see another dipshit cameo from Bronn in the last episode. His latest appearance (out of fucking nowhere) when he just showed up at the pub to threaten Tyrion and Jamie was horrendous.
 

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I suppose we'll see another dipshit cameo from Bronn in the last episode. His latest appearance (out of fucking nowhere) when he just showed up at the pub to threaten Tyrion and Jamie was horrendous.

More shitty fan-service, people like this character so lets make up an incredibly contrived situation to add some more 'tension'. He just strolls past the entire allied army brandishing a huge fuck-off crossbow and happens to walk into the room where precisely the two characters he wanted to meet are sitting?

Would have been better to see him ride up to Winterfell, see the army of the dead, and nope the fuck back to King's Landing
 
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