The Official FC FIFAUW Squad List
This year's squad list is a bit different. Didn't make a table. I thought mentioning our active players who played in 12 & write a short text about every player. It's better tbh than just some numbers. So here you go:
- Cal
Position(s): RW/ST
Market Value: 35.000.000€
Best known for: Dribbling the fuck outta everybody & scoring
Braveheart of Scotland. One of the team managers this season. Highest rated player of AUW last season. Dude gave me personally so many "mother of god" moments that I lost fucking count. Knows that right wing like the palm of his hand. Many goals scored, many assists, many crazy fucking shit moments. Can't imagine FIFAUW without him.
...& yes, we know what he looks like :')
- Jeroen
Position(s): CAM/CB/DM/ST/LW
Market Value: 27.000.000€
Best known for: Long range shots from outta the box
The Flying Dutchman. The fapping Dutchman tbh. One of the team managers this season. Started as LCB next to yours truly in FIFA 11. Was doing a good job but then advanced to the midfield & happened to be even better. With time, his importance in FIFAUW became more significant & now he seems to be at the top of his game. One of the few players who has the ability to play in almost every position. Many goals scored, many assists too. Hope for many more to come.
- Dino
Position(s): CAM/ST/LW/CM
Market Value: 25.000.000€ + Bonuses
Best known for: Scoring free kicks like a 8055 :')
Dino "DA GAUWD", GOAT of Bosnia. Team manager. Everything started with this ni**a! Founder of AUW & the first to take on the trequartista position. Member of the notorious D3 back in the day, which used to be the cornerstone of FIFAUW. I'm personally always extra delighted when he is on, which hopefully will be more often compared to FIFA 12. Skilled as fuck & the motherfucking undisputed master of free kicks, if no jinx. Same as Jerry & Dylan, he can also play in almost any position.
- Dylan
Position(s): CB/DM/CM/CAM/ST/RW/LW
Market Value: 10.000.000€ + Santon
Best known for: Not having an iPhone
Dylius of Ireland, sober since 6 months. If you think about the entire FIFAUW history, nobody had such a huge impact during any season, like he used to in FIFA 11. Being the team "any", nothing could get done, if dude wasn't playing. Along with Dino & Jerry, he is the third player who can play in any position & be equally good at it. Later on, as the team formed more, he took on the DM position like a Thiagone & was very good at it. For some unknown reason though, he didn't play much in 12 & lost sight of FIFAUW for the good half of the season. Hope to have him back at the top of his game soon.
- Dara
Position(s): CB
Market Value: 10.000.000€ Like a Palacio :|
Best known for: Fap fap fap fap...
Darius Fapius of Persia. Well what can I say, it's hard to talk about myself... I'll give it a try though. Team's CB/Sweeper since the beginning of AUW & the team's captain most of the time. Never took another position seriously cuz I love my position. It has something to it, to be the last man standing in front of the opponent & the goalee, trying to prevent shit last minute. I'm still good I'd say, but as the oldest player, I ain't got a high market value tbh. Like to think myself as what Maldini was to Milan, or Hierro was to Real, or Puyol is to Barca.
Oh... & yes, also has the biggest dick.
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Pics or it didn't happen? ...Nah, I'm just fucking
- Burak
Position(s): CAM/CM/DM/ST/LW
Market Value: 29.000.000€
Best known for: Simply constant 8055 performances tbh
BurAUWk! :') Signed the dude in 11 & gave him a long ass contract to make sure he ain't leaving. We live in the same city & it looks like he'll some day be perhaps my brother-in-law . He is probably the player with the most constant performances in FIFAUW. Don't remember seeing any brainfarts or anything from him, do you? He can also play in different positions, no matter if CM, CAM, ST & be equally good. Has to talk & troll more in the chat though. Hope to have him around for a long time.
- Willy
Position(s): ST/LF/RF
Market Value: 18.000.000€
Best known for: DCing tbh
Willyius Columbius. A classic number 9, with dozens of goals of every kind. Knows the penalty area & the goal very well & can be deadly in most attacking situations. Always happy to have him on the tip of the spear, cuz I know somebody would take care of the scoring job. Hope he manages to fix his router issue so he doesn't DC much anymore.
- Ahmed
Position(s): ST/LF//RF
Market Value: 18.000.000€
Best known for: Just scoring tbh.
Pretty much same as Willy, he is also a classic 9, with dozens of goals scored in his record. Just like Dylan, he also lost sight of FIFAUW in 2012 although he was one of our best scorers in 11, but shit's looking very promising this season, as he was one of the first dudes to get the game & signed up immediately. He has scored nice, important goals in the sessions we already had. Well, what can I say... Good ol' Ahmed still got it.
Oh... & he & his family probably own 1/3 of PSG. Just sayin'.
- Sokrates
Position(s): DM
Market Value: 8.000.000€
Best known for: Good DM, faithful to his position
Sok has been on board for a long time now tbh. I admire that he stick to his position since he joined & tried to master it. He has been reliable in his DM role everytime he's been on. I personally think he is very underrated. Maybe because he hasn't been rolling that often with us. If he rolls more often & gets his pro better, he definitely deserves a starting position as a defensive midfielder.
- Andy
Position(s): GK/LB/RB/CM
Market Value: 5.000.000€ + Faraoni
Best known for: 8055 saves, 8055 brainfarts
Andy was one of our good signings in 12. Same as Dylan & Cal, I assume that he also speaks English with a funny accent, cuz they all live on the same island, lol. After Chaz left & the door hit him on the ass on the way out, the team was left with a hole the size of a fucking crater in it, cuz we had no GK anymore. Then the Queen sent us Andy & he started boosting his shit. He soon turned to be a 8055 GK, who enabled us challenging GK teams & beating'em. Now in 13 that the GK issue seems to be gone for now, dude needs to find a new position to adapt too & since we have so many in the offence department, he might go for a RB/LB position like a Nagatiello.
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Blackmore, Hal, Vito & Melo. You weren't with the team for the most part of the 2012 season, but we all hope you can get your shit together & hit the pitch again. Come back soon & help us keep it real!