Interview with Raul Duke

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I do believe I coined the term 'choppinions'. Such an originator.
 

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If you had to legally change your name, lets say because you were being relocated for the witness protection program after you testified against Brad for his high quality production and distribution of child pornography and you were afraid of my vengeful retaliation because I was annoyed that you put my supplier in prison and I couldn't get my fix, which one of the hollowing names would you take:

- Carlos Fitzjizzle
- Chang Wang
- Aristos the surprise chef
- Clarence McGaylord
- Dick Fish
- Antony Onios
- Chad Bradley

If you were convicted of molestation of livestock and sentenced to a mere three months detention because the judge found it funny, would you rather serve your sentence:

- with the choice of any amount of fine food / drink you want, on the condition that you have to spend thirty minutes each day passionately French kissing another man
- with the freedom to have any and unlimited access to music/films/books you wanted at the expense of being given a prostate examination every day, (the food in this option is typical prison food)
- you are allowed to have a daily conjugal visits from beautiful women and you have all the entertainment you want (music/films/games/books) however, your meals for the duration of your incarceration consist entirely of spiders, caterpillars and maggots

Finally, would you rather:

- jack off 50 dudes for 8 hours (like a typical fitzy work day)
- or give a bj to just one gentleman for 5 minutes
 

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Raghhhhl Doodle - Busy working on the answers or just busy ?
 

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If you had to legally change your name, lets say because you were being relocated for the witness protection program after you testified against Brad for his high quality production and distribution of child pornography and you were afraid of my vengeful retaliation because I was annoyed that you put my supplier in prison and I couldn't get my fix, which one of the hollowing names would you take:

- Carlos Fitzjizzle
- Chang Wang
- Aristos the surprise chef
- Clarence McGaylord
- Dick Fish
- Antony Onios
- Chad Bradley

If you were convicted of molestation of livestock and sentenced to a mere three months detention because the judge found it funny, would you rather serve your sentence:

- with the choice of any amount of fine food / drink you want, on the condition that you have to spend thirty minutes each day passionately French kissing another man
- with the freedom to have any and unlimited access to music/films/books you wanted at the expense of being given a prostate examination every day, (the food in this option is typical prison food)
- you are allowed to have a daily conjugal visits from beautiful women and you have all the entertainment you want (music/films/games/books) however, your meals for the duration of your incarceration consist entirely of spiders, caterpillars and maggots

Finally, would you rather:

- jack off 50 dudes for 8 hours (like a typical fitzy work day)
- or give a bj to just one gentleman for 5 minutes

Epic set of questions.



btw... Stopped at The Duke hotel in Sydney on the weekend. Is this a hotel chain of yours?
 

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btw... Stopped at The Duke hotel in Sydney on the weekend. Is this a hotel chain of yours?

No, but I assume it was named in honor of me. This interview will be concluded tomorrow and I'll pick the next victim, shortly after.
 

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Yes you said that last time and disappeared for a month. Stop torturing us! :fffuuu:
 

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Write a musical analysis of this piece:

[youtube]7LOZhaxTw0I[/youtube]
 

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Write a musical analysis of this piece:

[youtube]7LOZhaxTw0I[/youtube]

:lol:

I just saw the first 20 seconds. As soon as I seen the bling on teenage kids with bikes in a 'below the middle class' environment... I just stopped it. :lol:
 

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Dat video \:pokerface:/
 

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Hi Duke :shades:
 

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That faggotous twilight cunt.
 

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Still at work you effing nong. Last 3 days.
 

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Still at work you effing nong. Last 3 days.

I was hoping you threw a Geroge Costanza-esque speech at them and stormed out.


:awyeah:
 
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