Interview with Willy

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Ok, leggo:

1. What is your name?


2. When is your birthday?
November 3

3. What is your occupation?

4. What hobbies or interests do you have?
Drinking, gaming, playing football and golf.

5. Where were you born?
Barranquilla, Colombia

6. Where do you live?

7. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
Well, it started in 1998 when my father gave me the Zamorano shirt as a birthday present. Was love at first sight.

8. What is your fondest memory of Inter?
The 0-1 vs. Barca in Camp Mou. I cried when the ref blew the final whistle. Maybe means more than the final because Barca were unstoppable in that moment. After that, I knew we were going to win UCL.

9. Who is your favorite current player?
Diego Milito

10. Who is you favorite player of all time?
Javier Zanetti. My father talked to me a lot about Matthaüs btw, he says Sneijder is a average player compared to Lothar.

11. 5 favorite FIF members?
Dylan, Cal, Ana, Dino and Pajo. Special mention to Uni, I4E, Devious, dyna, Fitzy and Hal.

12. Describe the following members in 3 words or less

Hand;)yo - Always lost.
Michael - "The thanked dude" .
Lionheart - 'Imma go fap.
Snake - Ragging roids :troll:
Dino - The fucking GOAT.
Universe - Vasilios.
Fitzy - Underrated.
Raul Duke - Loves getting drunk.
I4E - Veteran.
ADRossi - Ali Karimi
Visca - Undercover interista.
Coaster - Adult Milk.
Kato - UFC Lover.
Ana - Superlady.
FCBarca - Classy trance.
Vasilios - Universe.
Stefan - Cricket.
N4L - Well Balanced.
Nerazzurri_Ninja - Misunderstood troll.
CrzdColombian - 'Argies' are underrated.
Pajo - Rakija addict.
Hamsun - Who?
Football Expert - Expert in gayness.

13. Which pornstar you've dedicated most of your faps?
I think is between Lisa Ann, Marry Queen and Black Angelika.

14. 5 places on Earth you must visit in your life?
Milan, Italy.
The great Pyramid of Giza, Egypt.
Ibiza, Spain.
Saint-Tropez, France.
Amsterdam, Netherlands.

15. Would you let Universe paint you like his french boys? Or girls?
Depends of the parts where he wants to paint.

16. Ever thought of being a troll?
Yes, when Milan c*nts hacked our Forum.

17. You are in prison and you drop the soap.. Will you get down to get it?
Anybody but Dino.

18. Put this tracks from best to worst, in that order: J'ai Envie de toi, Status Excessu, Aisha, Tuvan, Stellar.
Tuvan
Aisha
Status Excessu
J'ai Envie de toi
Stellar


19. Caption for these pics:

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"Damn, my shorts are off, hope Dino is don't watching this."

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"Oahhhhhhhhhhh"


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"C'mon, sit down here... Hmm... Nice ass."

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"Passssssspucjbasjhsfrttfttttttpow"

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"Okay I give up, let's try kamasutra."

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"You lookin' at ma boobs don't cha!"

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"Fuck, that was a shit-shot"

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"Don't dare to mess with me." - Ana

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Burns his own house: "Why always me?"

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"Fitzy told me three times your dick looks bigger in white!"
"Sure it does! He saw it personally"


You wake up in the morning, and the newspaper front page reads the following headline:

"Two Inter fans dead after sexual assault on Falcao; drugs believed to be involved."

Explain what happened, in full detail.

Well, all FIF guys were partying in Stefan's house, 54 dudes and 3 girls :pokerface:.

Everything was ok, Pajo drinking rakija, Hal doing abs, Dino chatting in omegle with his macbook, Dara fapping... As usual. Then, things started to heat up when I bring some colombian guaro, the magical drink who transforms the cheapest whore in Anne Hathaway. Shit got real when Anton started to sniff coke, Martjin smoking heavy skunk...

Then Someone knocks the door. Coaster, who was sober, opened the door and oh surprise, it was Devious screaming: "I WANT BLOOD, I WANT FLESH". The dude started to eat Coaster "ashdbhasfgahsfgsadfsafgalfkhljk" and when he finished, teabagged his corpse. He was on influences of bath salts. Everybody started to run, except Dara and Hal who began to punch and kick Devious uncussesfullyl they got killed and teabagged as well.

Devious was bloodthirsty. Took Hal's ride and started to drive while listening Balkan music. He made the stop in the traffic lights, looked to right, there was a window illuminated by some led light, then a figure appeared and it started to straighten the hair while humming la isla del sol. "BLOOD" "A HOT CHICK BLOOD" Thought Devious. He jumped like Spiderman and entered to the window. He was in was the bathroom, there was like 1 millions of hair products in the cabinet. Devious tiptoes, enters the main room, and there he was, the most popular motherfucker of the moment, Radamel Falcao García.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSJFGASFHJFSBHFAJKASF, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" Screamed Devious. He jumped on him but then, a wild crzdcolombian appeared from Falcao's bed and killed Devious with 5 DAO-12 shotgun shots.

"I love you Falcao, I would give my life for yours" said crzd. "I... appreciate that" while they started to get closer. Then when they're face to face, crzd closes his eyes, open his lips and then BANG! Falcao headbutts him. Crzd fells down with a huge hole in his head.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL, finally, I got rid of this annoying dude" Said Falcao. He finishes to straighten his hair, puts on a jacket and leaves the house while he takes a drag of an havana cigar.


What are you thoughts on Andy and Ahmed leaving Fifauw?

Well, Ahmed returned and Andy, well, he was very useful to us, but if he wanted to leave, it's okay, I understand it, specially because his new club is from Malta, so maybe they can communicate easier, idk. He'll be always welcome imho, he's a very nice dude.

Did you talk something with Coutinho when you met him? If yes, what did you talk about?

Nah, not much, didn't have much time to ask him anything. They weren't allowed to talk before the training session, so they were in a rush. I just wished him luck and told him "Forza Cou" he smiled and gave me a thumbs up.

When are you planning to meet crzcolombian?

No, but who knows. If I move to US, it would be nice to meet another colombian and fellow interista.

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I'll answer the rest tomorrow, tired as fuck right now. :)
 
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Willy, are you free?
 

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Bravo Willy. Good luck on your journalism, I hope you develop a succesful future for yourself.

10. Who is you favorite player of all time?
Javier Zanetti. My father talked to me a lot about Matthaüs btw, he says Sneijder is a average player compared to Lothar.

Your father is a wise man, Sneijder is not worthy of washing Lothar's underwear.
 

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If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
 

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Raul Duke - Loves getting drunk.

What the hell? I really don't actually. Don't see too much of an appeal in getting drunk these days.
 

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Raul Duke - Loves getting drunk.

What the hell? I really don't actually. Don't see too much of an appeal in getting drunk these days.
I think he got you and me mixed up tbh...
 

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Rakija adict... :palm:
 

Big Willy

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Cmon Pav, don't take it seriously. And yes Duke, I must confess, I got mixed up a couple of times, FIF aussies are the same.

Thanks for the kind words I4E.

Motherfuckers.

My question to Willy:

Let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. Let us assume he can do five simple tricks – he can pull a rabbit out of his hat, he can make a coin disappear, he can turn the ace of spades into the Joker card, and two others in a similar vein. There are his only tricks and he can’t learn any more; he can only do these five. HOWEVER, it turns out he’s doing these five tricks with real magic. It’s not an illusion; he can actually conjure the bunny out of the other and he can move the coin through space. He’s legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence. Would this person be more impressive than Albert Einstein?

Tough one.

I mean, Einstein's knowledge is far from magic, science, you know... He knows about everything and his quotes are perfect. I can go further but meh, is a lot lol.

This is like... I don't know, not useful. It's just plain magic. He should go to a circus.


Do you like cross/head?

Y u DC?

I do like it, but I hate it when you fucking abuse of it goddammit. You become predictable when you use the same tactic every fucking match, even more predictable when it has no sucsess.

Why I DC? I think is my ISP. I've heard that if the internet service is more popular and doesn't have the infrastructure to give a decent service to their suscribers, and they just want more money, happens that. Or... When my sister covers ALL the bandwidth while she's downloading porn with high priority.

I have 4mb, which was decent to online gaming a couple of years ago, I should upgrade it.



Why do you like fat woman?

lol no!

I like big boobs, that's different.



If you could star in a movie what type of movie would you want to do more?

edit: elaborate plot.

Jumper.

William Jofre is a university student, who was taking awful grades in university, so he decided to send everything to hell and started to drink like crazy. One night he discovered his amazing power after saying "Goddammit, wanna visit Macedonia just for drinking rakija" Then BAM! William appeared in Pajo's living room while he was fapping with a big assed brunette. On a sunny day, he starts to exploit his power, he leaves Macedonia to a yacht in the middle of the mediterrean, he realises that it was Silvio Berlusconi's private yacht. William starts to take all the jewels, cash and valuable things, then, takes Berlusconi's lipstick and writes FUCK MILAN in all the windows and mirrors. After he saves the loot in his house, he takes a fap and transports to the top of the sphinx where he sees somebody else with Inter's shirt in that unreachable place. It was a beautiful big boobed lady. William fell in love at first sight. He took her hands and started to shout FUCK MILAN, FUCK BARCA, RUBE MERDA while they were jumping. After that she turns around, walks away, clapped her hands and dissapeared. Will William search for her or will start to livin' la vida loca instead?

:pokerface:

Do you consider me an idolo?

Of course Helelelalalal.




















:trolldad:

Is Cartagena as amazing as they say?...What's visiting Colombia like for a whitey like me?...Would someone need to 'know someone' or is tourism tranquilo?
Trance...First track that got you hooked on the genre

1- Cartagena has 3 beautiful zones: The historic place (You won't see anything like this in Europe, also it has cool dicos) Bocagrande (modern constructions with amazing views to the bay) and The morros (Minimalistic stuff with beaches. Here's where the electronic music festivals are made).

Imo, is amazing if you're going to get crazy (if you know what I mean :lala:) there's a lot of hot chicks, cool music...

2- Well, you will be treated very good. Whores love europeans lol.

3- It depends on the place. For Cartagena you'll need someone to enjoy the visit, if not, you'll be raped by the street vendors who will increase the price 500x when they see your face, they know who's from the US, whos colombian, who's european... Anyway, so, you won't have money in three days, so your visit won't be cool.

I got hooked up with trance thanks to Sail of Armin van Buuren.

Do you have a chocolate factory?
Wish I could have one, is hell of a business here.


Willy, are you free?

Hal, stop being random lol. Leave it to Universe and Fitzy.

If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

Huh?

Hows the potential football career going?


Not bad actually. Still training harder. I've lost like 5 kilos in one month, without doing an special diet. My trial hopefully will be in January of February.




 
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I do like it, but I hate it when you fucking abuse of it goddammit. You become predictable when you use the same tactic every fucking match, even more predictable when it has no sucsess.

I ask cause quite alot when i beat the LB and look to either cross, pass or dribble inside, you very often are peeling off and lurking at the edge of the box rather than in it.

11. 5 favorite FIF members?
Dylan, Cal, Ana, Dino and Pajo.


<3 doe.


Hows the potential football career going?
 

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Every time I see your name, I think back to a buddy who I knew years ago, whom was given the nickname 'Big Dick Willy' for his rather... well sizable member. Just thought I'd throw that out there for no apparent reason.
 

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What kind of journalism are you studying? Is is coincidentally sports? or are you a well-rounded media person?
 

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super bambinooooooooo :D

tbh, all the girls love the Jofre ;)
 

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Between kato, ana, and visca.. who would you pick for a date? and give a reason why you drop the other 2 (not why you pick the one you choose)?
 

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Poor dude, willy's the friend zone guy with all the girls.

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